First things first:

Have you ever shipped something so hard that you just wanted to hit yourself in the face with a brick?

Second:

Just for Fun: I'm trying something new called a social life so that makes things a little hard for updating...it will probably be temporary. The fandom life is kinda way cooler. So I may or may not be continuing but probably not.

Ignite: Same deal for Ignite. I've changed a lot as a writer, so maybe sometime in the future I'll give it another go. But as for right now... probably not.

One-shots: FanFiction is cool (so are bow ties) and I do enjoy writing, so you might see an occasional one-shot from me. I hope you like them!

Harry PotterDoctor WhoThe Maze RunnerThe Mortal Instruments/The Infernal DevicesDivergentThe Hunger Games

A lot more, probably.

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Prongs, Padfoot, Moony, Wormtail

If you dislike Wormtail because he betrayed The Potters, Copyand Paste this;

I, Magic and the Marauders, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Because real authors always leave reviews! Copy and Paste this onto your profile to join the Revolution.

You know you're obsessed with Harry Potter when:

You mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

You call your least favorite teacher Snape.

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.

You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.

You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.

You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin).

You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.

You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"

You collect plugs.

You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible.

Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!

You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.

You were reduced to tears when you finally had Book 5 in your hands.

You refer to your Science class as Potions.

You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.

When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.

You yell into the "fellytone."

You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".

You say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).

You name all of your pets after HP characters.

You name all your plush pets after HP things, too.

You get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle" and "Rowling".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

You re name all you r classes to Harry Potter classes such as Math- Arithmacy or Gym- Quidditch

You make a Harry Potter Club and get dissapointed when nobody comes

You actually look for a hollow stick so you can stuff a orange string down it and say you wand core is Phoenix Feather.

You have over 75 Harry Potter posters up in your room.

You wouldn't leave your room for two days after you say the last movie.

-Then freaked out when you heard about Pottermore.

You sing Harry Potter in 99 sec. in the shower, constantly.

You not only like Harry Potter, but you understand it.

When you write a letter to J.K Rowling and get disappointed when some editor writes back.

When you see a black dog, you shout "Padfoot!"

I solemnly swear
I will never forget...
That first page.
That magical land I discovered,
And the wonderful dreams it inspired.
The people and places it led,
And wisdom in words which it said.
The late nights in bed,
The words which I read.
The memories it created,
The time that I waited...
But now that it's over, I solemnly swear
That no matter what, I will always care

If you ever wonder if your pets are Animagi (because after Scabbers you just don't know.) post this on your profile

„ºø„„øº„øº ºø„ HARRY POTTER „øº „øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„ „øº„øººø„ºø„ don't you agree?

'Normal' people catorgerize Harry Potter as a fantasy. For Potterheads, it's a Biography. It's Non-Fiction. It's Life.

-Magic and the Marauders