Sam and Dean never saw themselves as good role models. Wanted by the Magical Congress of the United States and the American government, even they would be their last choices for teaching at Britain's most prestigious school, Hogwarts. But hey, apparently killing monsters for a living gives them better qualifications than winning Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile award.

One little hobbit makes the biggest mistake of his life when he wanders a bit too far away from his parents. But how could he have possibly known it would also be the best thing he'd done in his life? He learns that family isn't just looks, its also blood; that blood runs thicker than water.

Sequel to my story, Broken Curses. The BOFA is over and Thráin is upon the throne of Erebor. He is summoning the Longbeards home and instructing the lords to bring eligible dwarrowlasses for the Durin's. This story is written along the lines of Broken Curses with Elrond and his elves and those of Lothlórien and more.

AU When Sam used the Allspark to kill Megatron, he was given a choice: change the past or save the future. He chose to change the past, at the loss of everything he knew on Earth, and saved thousands of lives by sacrificing his own to become Altor Prime.

Thorin decides it's time for Kili to follow Fili's example and take a wife, so he chooses a princess from the Grey Mountains for his sister-son. He doesn't know though that she's blind and that her father threatened her to hide her disability or else. Four years after BOFA. Kili/OC/Thorin

The trio are sent back to Founders time due to an untimely curse from Malfoy. They decide to make the most of it and learn all they can while working on the way home. What they don't know is that the Founders begin to wonder if they're needed in a time other than their own.

Sirius is given a reason to leave Azkaban far earlier than Harry's third year and the consequences of such actions, lay the foundations for a Revolution. (Disclaimer: HP belongs to JK and that won't change any time soon.)

Thorin had never intended to take a wife or have children of his own, but hidden danger within Erebor means he must produce heirs to remain King under the Mountain - to do so he must first find a Queen! And candidates are in no short supply! ThorinxOC

To put it simply, Hobbits are way more efficient than you'd think, Bilbo is a king and is smart as a whip. Oh and Gandalf and the Dwarves have absolutely no clue what's going on. Read to find out more!

Harry has always wished for someone to care, for a family of his own. On his birthday, he finds out that a certain Potions Master is his father, but Severus has just settled into life with his other son. Can Harry finally have the family he has longed for, or will he always be the unwanted one? Severitus. AU 6th year.

Fili thought he would never get over the traumatic event that took place five years ago, or the mysterious dwarrowdam that slipped away and vanished. That is, until he meets a little dwarfling with a mane of golden hair, and a pair of Durin blue eyes. Follow the Durins from the retaking of Erebor through the LOTR. (Fili/OC) (Thorin/OC) (Dwalin/OC) (Kili/Tauriel)

After I moved from the underground city to the surface I thought my life would get easier, but everything was different up here. They had different ways and customs, but it wouldn't stop me from finding Levi and my friends even if it meant fighting to stay alive after the fall of the walls - Continued from The Forgotten Wife

This was a first for us Autobots: never before have we come in contact with a species like these humans, so eerily similar to our own race and twice as tenacious as Sparklings. The question was, how far can we trust the humans with our culture? (Gradual AU)

Signi met the king once, when he came to see Lord Dain in the Iron Hills, and she was not impressed. Three years later, Signi and her sister, Lifa, are sent to Erebor to live with their cousin Gloin. Can Signi and Thorin overcome their initial first impressions, or will her time in Erebor prove that Thorin Oakenshield is the blind fool she believed him to be? Post-BOFA/AU

Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.

There is a reason why the hobbits don't leave the Shire. The story of Bullroarer Took had more to it then what Gandalf knew about. The goblins have a long memory and hold a grudge against any and all hobbits especially Tooks. A story of where Bilbo didn't fall down deeper in the goblin caves and finds the Ring but was brought in front of the Goblin Kings wrath. No Slash, AU No Ring

Katherine Graham travels to Japan with her father who was assigned to be the translator for a certain American Captain. But things take a dramatic turn when she unwillingly finds herself in the Samurai Village and moreover, becomes acquainted with their way of life.

Minerva McGonagall had no children of her own, but that didn't mean that she wasn't a mother. PERMANENT HIATUS AS I AM POSTING ON AO3 NOW! THIS FIC IS NO LONGER UPDATING ON HERE!

As an archaeologist, I dealt in fact, but also in legends. I had known about Erebor since I was young. I had heard all of the stories of the kingdom, of King Thorin and the Thirteen, his Company. I had loved those stories, loved the thought of living in that fairytale. But I was wrong. This world isn't the stuff of fairytales. It's the stuff of nightmares. Thorin X OC. AU.

The second spring after the battle arrives at the Lonely Mountain. The royal couple must face personal and political crises to restore the kingdom to glory. Can Billa Baggins shoulder the weight of ancient magic, marriage and maybe motherhood? Sequel to Mountain Mother - Girl!Bilbo Fem!Bilbo

"Did Lord Elrond expect her to...sacrifice something to save Middle Earth? No. She would not sacrifice herself for the faceless masses that had done nothing for her, even if it meant watching them burn. And when she searched her memories for a specific person worth saving, all that came to mind was a tombstone." [Part One of the Iron and Ice Series]

Seven years after the second wizarding war, Severus Snape is confined to a bed, paralyzed from the neck down. A strange healer comes to visit him, offering a chance at regaining mobility through an experimental procedure.

It is said that Thorin Oakenshield, one of the mighty dwarven kings of old; is buried deep under the Lonely Mountain. Tales tell of the Great Age he lived in, but for many, including Hlífhrím, a young dwarf-woman from the Longbeard clan; these are just myths and legends - small glimmers of hope in a world growing ever darker. For this is the Fifth Age and Middle-Earth has changed.

Thráin escapes Dol Guldur and is part of the after the BOFA continuing saga. Plenty of appearances by our favorite characters. I will be posting several chapters at a time instead of one. Thank you for reading.

Modern Rodeo AU.Eight seconds is a blink of an eye for most people. But for some people eight seconds can stretch on for a life time. In that short of time a persons life can change. For a bull rider these eight seconds can mean triumph and victory, in other cases nothing but disappointment and pain. Female Bilbo/Thorin pairing, the quest is one big rodeo circuit.

Life blindsided me, as it often does, but never did I expect to end up in one of my favorite books. I didn't expect a lot of the things that followed really. Like the horrific nightmares involving a certain Necromancer. Or the troupe of dwarves that I started to see as family. Or falling for a guy shorter than me who I knew was going to die. Possible Thorin/OC

Before he died, Thror wrote a law ordering Thorin to choose a bride by a certain time or one would be chosen for him. Now at Erebor after BOFA, Thorin's friends and family try to help him get rid of all contenders, while he hunts down a mystery women who teases and taunts him through letters. Thorin, OC, Kili, Fili, Balin, Dwalin, Dain

The family of Durin has survived the BOFA, but not without their scars. Fili can barely walk, Thorin can barley breath sometimes and Kili has the mental age of a 10 year old dwarf. But they get through each day as a family. Every family struggles, but they make it. This is one is no different. Please Review! Lots of Durin family fluff!

Every soldier has a fear of being captured, my fear has turned into reality. I was told I am the first insect captured that will bring the Autobots to there knees. I'm a NEST soldier and i've been caught by the Decepticons. Warning torture and cussing, border line M.

Katsumoto has always lived his life in accordance with the samurai ideal of Bushido. He lives to protect the Emperor no matter what the cost, and he has no regrets. This strange westerner that fights him with so much anger is, at first, a nuisance to him, then a puzzle. As he teaches her the ways his people, he can help but feel that she has something important to teach him aswell.

Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.

Ila, daughter of Dain of the Iron Hills, is sent to Erebor to marry the King Under the Mountain. She feels like her life is over, or is it just beginning? ThroinxOC and more and more Kili as the story progresses. Post BoFA/AU. Rated M for future chapters.

He stood there, sweating and slightly shaking in pitch darkness when he felt a pair of ice cold hands on his back as they hurled him forwards and into the stone well. And before Thorin even had the chance to swing at whatever it was with his sword, before he could even call for help, he found himself falling down a never ending tunnel, engulfed in a cold blue light. (Thorin/OC)

(Set after the Battle of Five Armies) Dwarves flock back to Erebor in full force, excited about their new home. Thorin Oakenshield was King Under the Mountain and although he'd never planned to take a wife many eager, haughty Dwarrowdams pursued him anyway. But then there was Ora, a mellow minded Dwarrowdam and a simple baker who seemed to have a knack for causing trouble.

Even in a school filled with students who can breathe fire, shape stone with their bare hands and wield axes three times their size, Bilbo Baggins still doesn't feel like he belongs. High school changes everyone, but for Bilbo its about learning to be himself, whoever that may be. There's a long way to go before Bilbo is ready to face the world.

the journey to Erebor was long and hard but at last they have made it to the rich halls of Durin's Folk. The dragon may be dead their troubles are not over. Billa sacrifices everything to save her family from the goldsickness, almost losing her life in the process. But maybe in risking everything she will win it all? Girl!Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Female Bilbo

Thorin is now King and the kingdom of Erebor has never been better. Yet, a lingering threat continues to cause trouble for the Line of Durin. Can the company over come this new danger or will Erebor once again fall into dark hands? (A sequel to where once was love, now darkness falls)

While visiting the town of Bree, Thorin sets a long list of rules for his nephews on what they are not allowed to do. Fili and Kili, being Fili and Kili, make it their job to break all those rules. Of course. WARNING: Futuristic girls, unicorns, Rhosgobel Rabbits, cronuts, and many failed attempts at getting out of trouble are included. Beware!

Sequel to Color Me Mine. Thorin and Bilbo have grown up and grown apart. They have their own lives: family, work, friends. But when Bilbo becomes Kili's kindergarten teacher, the name Baggins begins to sound very, very familiar.

A series of stories involving Thorin in his role as an uncle to his two dwarfling nephews, Fili and Kili. Plenty of Durin boys to be had, as well as regular appearances by Dis, Thorin's sister. Let the Durin family fics ensue.

The life of Kíli and Fíli, covering key moments in their lives. From little dwarflings to grown men- what adventures and sticky situations will the brothers encounter? Emphasis on brotherly love, family, and loyalty. No slash. Complete!

King Thror sees Dis' newborn as a curse to the line or Durin and orders his death, however Thorin won't allow it and escapes with Kili. He brings the babe to the West where he is found by a Hobbit lass and raised as one of their own until the day where Thorin returns to him and wishes to bring him home. But Kili isn't particularly keen on it and neither is his brother Bilbo.

Post BOFA. All of the company has survived the horrific battle, but where is Thorin? Has he survived? Fili and Kili begin a desperate search to find their uncle, but there is a darker force at work that does not want to see the dwarven kingdom rebuilt.

The battle is over, but for Tauriel this can't be the end. If she is to live, then just with Kíli by her side . Thus, she is willing to give up everything to get him back. Who knew that by loosing everything, one could get all they ever wanted... (everyone lives)

The young elf Caradel must learn to differentiate between loyalty to the throne at Amon Lanc and her increasingly bewildering feelings for the prince, Thranduil. "Our forced companionship made us the best of friends, and the vilest of enemies. It was a tumultuous relationship, but one that I treasured as my only amity."

Driven mad by dragon sickness, Thorin banishes the company and locks himself inside Erebor. Days pass, and fearing for Thorin's safety, Bilbo descends into Erebor to find him. Instead, Bilbo discovers Thorin slowly becoming a dragon himself, and must do what he can to save him before Thorin succumbs to a curse that twists his body and mind. (Thorin/Bilbo, BoFA AU, novel-length)

Modern Hobbit AU: What happens when a wealthy British playboy meets a real rebel belle? Dauphin Island becomes the setting for hijinks, high drama, and quite possibly love. Fili x OC

The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.

Post BoFA AU, everyone lives and no one dies. But the gold sickness starts to affect Thorin, turning him against those he loves most: Fili and Kili. Now, Fili, Kili, and the company have to find a way to bring the real Thorin back before he's lost forever and a second battle breaks out between the races.

The company's sadness at the scene that had unfolded before their eyes caused silence and the shedding of tears, only the sound of the haunting river and the young prince's cries of anguish could be heard. It was all too surreal for them. Nobody uttered, and even the clearing of ones throat seemed disrespectful to the line of Durin in such a time as this.

He was beautiful, the mech that was young and old at the same time. He was so different than anything she'd ever seen, a complete mystery, and she was desperate to unravel him. 'The Hidden' Sequel.

Liana is married and seamstress to the royal family of Rohan and happy with her life. But when she goes along with the royals to the coronation of Thorin and she befriends a certain dwarf, her live will never be the same again. Rating went up to M to be safe

In the first movie the Autobots show up on earth and find Sam and Mikaela, everyone knows this. But what if Ironhide showed up to the meeting with a plus one? Enter a five year old abused human child, who Ironhide takes in as his own. Can this human child change the millennial old war? And for the best?

The Sequel to 'An Unexpected Journey.' Follow Thorin and Hayden after the Quest for Erebor, as they begin their lives together under the Lonely Mountain. But with meddlesome dwarves at every turn, elves on their doorstep and a growing threat in the south, who's to say their adventure is truly over?

Fili and Kili had good lives growing up with their mother, father and uncle in Ered Luin. Just some snippets from their lives as the boys grow from babies to adults. Just life as life is when you are of dwarven royalty - the good, the bad, the joyful and the ugly.

AU. BagginShield. Fem!Bilbo (Billa). A Re-imagining of the Quest of Erebor. Billa Baggins is not your average burglar, but she's always had a certain spark. Something Thorin initially resents, and ultimately grows to love. Begins with Billa's meeting of Thorin Oakenshield and carries through the events of Erebor's reclaiming... and beyond. Co-authored with Eleanor Damaschke.

Exactly what the title implies: a how-to guide for newbies on Diego Garcia including the do's and don'ts of the base. Prowl's going around and compiling rules to try and keep the base from getting burned to the ground... barely. His job is not as easy as it sounds when he's surrounded by humans and fellow Autobots continuing to push the envelope and get more and more things banned.

Thorin and Bilbo fell in love during the journey to Erebor. Once Thorin becomes King Under the Lonely Mountain however, he need a Queen. Enter Bazani Ironquarry, from the Blue Mountains. And she is not fond of Thorin's little hobbit mistress taking his attention away from his queen. Bilbo Baggins had to go

It's his duty as a prince of Erebor to marry well, which means his bride will be chosen for him. But when Thorin meets his intended, he finds that maybe their match won't be so bad after all. However, his grandfather's continuing sickness makes him wonder whether he can devote any time to his own happiness now after all. Thorin/OC

Dwarves only love once and when Bilbo's cousin comes to Erebor for the wedding of our favourite burglar and king, Fili sees in her 'his one' and swears to make her his. Too bad she doesn't seem to agree. Fili/OC, some Thorin/Bilbo sprinkled here and there.

Kindergarten has just gotten significantly better. Just ask Thorin, who's got the biggest crush on the new kid in class, Bilbo Baggins. With the help of his friends, Thorin knows that he can take back the swings from the 1st graders, show up the K-1 class in the school pageant, and win the heart of one curly haired boy. Yup. Kindergarten is going to be a year to remember

A continuation of the story "Fili's Second Chance." It's been 83 years since Erebor was reclaimed. Now Fili is King Under the Mountain and Kili is his right hand dwarf. They are faced with the challenges of ruling Erebor and watching their children grow into adults. Sometimes it's hard to separate being a king from being a father.

During their Wandering Days, hobbits are turned away from the gates of Erebor for being "weak and pathetic", continuing their Walk until they reached the Shire. Now the dwarves are searching for a new home, as the Lonely Mountain had been taken by Smaug. How do the tables turn... Kink meme fill.

Her father was a fisherman. Her mother a spy. She's an author. She needs to be careful; her mum had taught her that. But when she finds a merman stranded on her beach, Bella Baggins begins to realize that helping strangers, who are merfolk, might not be the smartest thing for a Baggins with a red history to do. *MODERN AU/MERMAID STYLE* ***UP FOR ADOPTION:)***

Billa Baggins was banished from the mountain after King Thorin had died, with the arkenstone in her pocket and a child in her womb. Five years later she must head back to the lonely mountain, unaware that Thorin was still very much alive. It was a plot to see Billa gone, now what will they do when she and her son return.

What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC

Post BotFA, eveyone lives. This is the story of Fili and his second chance to find love and peace in his family after experiencing some personal tragedies. Fili and Sigrid's paths keep crossing until they finally decide to take the friendship fate has offered and let it grow. A happy, fluffy story with some angst. Fili/Sigrid and Kili/Tauriel

What would happen if Gandalf requested a woman join them on the quest, a woman the company only knew as a lion? How long would it take for them to trust their feline ally, and would that trust break when they discover she is a skin changer once a captive of Azog? And how well does she know Beorn, and how far is he willing to go to keep her safe? Beorn/OC

From a black dawn, she will meet many people, discover many truths, learn about herself, and maybe realize that we all have a goal to achieve. It just takes some time to find out that Mahal will use her for his own purposes… OC/Thorin. Rated M to be safe. COMPLETE

When Bilbo is offered a chance to bring Thorin Oakenshield back from the dead, he immediately leaps at the opportunity. But magic comes with a price, and when Thorin wakes up, neither the dwarf or the hobbit are who they used to be...an AU where Thorin and Bilbo become corrupted from the One Ring, and it's up to the Company to take it to Mount Doom. Contains light Bagginshield.

Humiliation, misery, and death was all Thorin and his family knew after Erebor's fall. Just when they meet the end of their line, everything takes a drastic change the day two hobbits cross their paths... Thorin x OFC! AU! Warnings: angst, drama, and fluff!

There are powers in Middle Earth older then Sauron, and the Ring is not the only thing with a will of its own. No Slash