It's been two hundred years since Edward left his mansion. He may not have changed, but Suburbia has: into a dark, high tech city that is twisted, damning and violent. And yet, this New Suburbia may be the closest thing to belonging Edward will ever know.

What would happen if the characters of Hetalia woke up in traps fitting or from Saw? M for language and obviously character death. Some traps may be edited to work, or even created by my brother and I. (Being edited and fixed. :3)

Lovina Vargas was less than thrilled when she and her twin moved to a new city. What happens when her family convinces her to audition for the school musical? Rehearsals and romance, of course! Genflip AU, rated for mouth and innuendo. BEING EDITED - current changes: 15/29 chapters

Italy finds Canada sleeping underneath his favorite tree one summer evening and decides to enjoy his company. Warnings inside. Light fluff in the beginning chapter. M comes later.

A bunch of, somewhat related, one-shots between Jareth and Sarah. Basically he kidnaps her and forces her to play a game.

Your name is Dave Strider, and the love of your life is getting married. What will you do?

Alfred, a young astronaut, crash-lands on a distant planet and meets Ivan, an alien. Russia/America, AU. Fluffy-ish, smutty-ish, with mpreg in later chapters. RP with White Wabbit.

"You're just mad because I won the race again!" You stuck out your tongue and flailed about again, still hopeless. He was completely on top of you pinning you down by your wrists. Dave/John Drabble Fluff High School AU Oneshot

"And I really hope you can't tell how much I'm freaking out inside right now because I am the furthest from being cool that I have ever been in my entire life." Dave/John John/Dave Drabble Fluff It's short but I /had/ to write it!

A chance observation from Sherlock leads John to finally figure out exactly what position Mycroft holds in the British Government. Naturally, he's shocked that Sherlock didn't know. Even more naturally, Sherlock himself couldn't care less.

Exactly What It Says On The Tin: Short stories featuring the BFT! The same AU as my other fic, World Wide Story. Meaning fem!Prussia, Italies, etc...will update whenever the mood strikes. Rated only for the occasional bad language.

Listen well as I lecture little Romano on how to write China's verbal tic correctly! He doesn't appear to care all that much, but you fanfiction writers are my chosen audience anyway.

The Beatles were never really a big part of Audrey Stepp's life until one day Ringo Starr pops into her workplace. Chaos and hilarity ensues as Audrey goes on an adventure with four lads from Liverpool. Rated T for language.

America loves Hamburgers. A little too much for his own good, maybe? Crack!Fic. Don't judge. USxBurger

England is drunk. And stuck in a closet with America. A closet full of sex toys and stuffed animals. They also come out of the closet. Shameless PWP, public humiliation, kinky stuff. USUK in that order. GASP!

A Wizard of Oz parody staring Liechtenstein. FINALLY COMPLETE!

Pre-relationship. Sweden finds Finland alone and in tears and offers him a shoulder to cry on, and a warm embrace to take comfort in. Gakuen!AU.

Harry, Ron and Hermione accidentally stumble across Potter Puppet Pals while searching up "Harry Potter". What happens? Ever so incredibly unlikely to be updated again - I apologize if you've been waiting for four years (though that is very unlikely).

"You play wonderfully, sensei," she murmured, tilting her head to the side.

You are Dave Strider and it's the 5th anniversary of your annual visit to see your best bro, John Egbert. You want to ask him something, but he beats you to it- "Are we in love?". Good question. Dave/John, SLASH, ONESHOT

Feliciano has always been bullied for his accent, attitude and sexual orientation. He's always had a crush on Ludwig, his German teacher too. But when bullies and crushes collide, how will it turn out for Feliciano?

Madotsuki reflects on the happy moments of her life. Im not good at summaries, but if you would read it, I would love you forever. Plus cookies

Are YOU a HetaOni lover? Are YOU a Monster-Alien Thingy hater? Well, let all your feelings come out with "Letters to Tony"! Please feel free to use as many cuss words as you like.

Lithuania thought he knew everything about Poland, but his overconfidence shocks him to his very core.

Based on the deviantart Hetalia School Meme. I decided to make a writing tweak to the idea. Follow me on a regular school day with some of the coolest ? teachers ever.

When Germany wakes up to find Italy missing and the house a mess, his first thought? Italy's been captured by the Allies! But is he right? Slight GerIta that doesn't really control the story. Oneshot.

Kyouko's sub-par dental hygiene has caught up with her, and her part-time roommate has taken responsibility. With Homura's help, hopefully this trip to the dentist will be a pleasant one. Wait...

After the Grand Galloping Gala, Fluttershy finds herself thinking about her actions…and her childhood.

Humans are addicted to a game that simulates reality, and because it's a game, they have no problem engaging in irreparable warfare. The nations, unfortunately, bear the brunt of their every attack. France/England, America/China, Ontario/Quebec

Names are given to us to allow us to be different. Names are chosen for them to allow them a moment to feel human.

The day began like any other. Written in memory of those who died in the Japan earthquake and tsunamis.

A musician and a little girl ride a spaceship to realize their dream of home, while dreaming in their own special ways. Madotsuki and Masada and their trip to Mars in fic form. Tissue box optional.

Finland comes home one day unhappy with the furniture store selection. Sweden is struck with an idea for a new store. Warning: Slight SuFin and Crack

Feliciana visits Matthew's house in the winter. Based on an adorable RP between me and AgonyAnarchy. WARNING: Contains Nyotalia, CanadaxItaly, and EXTREME amounts of sugar and fluff.

Shiori narrates her typical day

Set pre-game. Madotsuki has a new game called NASU, and Masada decides to try it out.

Madotsuki goes to sleep to discover a horrible world full of terrifying things; scared and alone, she's eventually guided by melancholy notes from a piano. Upon meeting a certain man, her view on people changed. My first FF, forgive how horrid it is. ;

America demonstrates a very special talent of his to Japan and England. UK/Japan/US, HARDCORE YAOI LEMON, and erotic Male Lactation. READ AND REVIEW, OR ELSE.

World War 2. A time of conflict, hurt, and suffering. But it wasn't just the humans who were hurt. There were others, scarred far more painfully. And those scars will never heal... Rated for Blood, Violence, Language !AsaxKiku!

Learn how to create your own obnoxiously perfect Mary Sue in 11.4 easy steps! Everyone will be amazed at how creative you are!

Lolita the lovly angel falls from Heaven and finds herslf in Hogwarts. i suck at riting summeries plz reed!

A girl called Kara with extraordinary mental abilities is kidnapped by aliens for study. Her rescuer is a man called the Doctor... Oneshot.

Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY