I am 29 years old and I live in San Diego, California. For a living, I stand outside of the 7/11 in a grey hoodie near the middle school and sell alcohol and cigarettes to minors. I live in a trailer on the beach and when I'm not working I spend my time either surfing or standing on the cliffs smoking a blunt. I have a girlfriend named August and she's 17. She's really smart. She takes algebra II and she's really good at it.