There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

By day, he is Arthur Kirkland, university student and best friend of Alfred F. Jones. By night, he is England, world-renowned thief and sworn enemy of America. Hetalia superhero/supervillain AU, USUK. Now on AO3 under the same username.

Arthur Kirkland aches to be someone else other than the self-destructive artist that he is. Granted one morning, he awakes next to the product of his own imagination, his muse in flesh and blood, swinging him into a ride full of rousing twists and turns. (Magic Realism, USUK, AU)

AU. Alfred is a determined vampire hunter in training. But this training is put to the test when he actually meets one. Arthur is irritating, British and unnervingly attractive. But even Alfred's not stupid enough to fall in love with him. USUK GerIta Spamano

When Arthur checked on his latest upload to YouTube, he didn't expect the comments section to be flooded by a different fanbase. "Who is Alfred and why is everyone commenting about him?" YouTube AU

Arthur Kirkland feels that fate must be set against him when he falls for handsome culinary student Alfred Jones. Arthur doesn't eat because he's not hungry. It's not complicated. Little does he realize, amongst the pink frosting and mashed potatoes, that it's never been about the food. USUK AU anorexic!Arthur and chef!Alfred.

On a whim Arthur applies for an internship at a publishing house halfway around the world. There he gets a new lease on life and he meets someone who offers him the change he's been looking for. USUK. Co-written with the amazing Fakiagirl (even chapters two and four) and the wonderful Zeplerfer (even chapters beginning with six).

AU Victorian London. Alfred is a noble bachelor who in no way wants to get married. Arthur is a promising but young actor struggling to pay rent. When the two meet on the street, Arthur drops Alfred's family ring, which gives Alfred an idea: why doesn't Arthur just act the part of his fiancée? Duels, family issues, love triangles, and angst. Cover by Haku. Abandoned.

After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.

America died at the end of the Vietnam War. Now, England must take care of the new America only she has no idea what she is...

England wakes up to find himself an empire again after a drunken wish. With America on his side and Canada against him, he must find a way back to his own universe before he is stuck in this one forever which may not be so bad really.

December 1997 to August 2010: Five times England and America didn't go out on a date, and one time that they did. (England/America, mentions of Scotland/France and (long) past France/America.) Seven chapters, complete. Part 54 of the Feel the Fear series.

England's worst nightmares after the revolution aren't what one would expect… (USUK)

After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.

Slytherin House and Gryffindor House have always been intense rivals, but this new level of sexual tension between their Quidditch teams is unbearable. As an ambitious Slytherin, Alfred will do whatever it takes to win the Quidditch Cup. The only obstacle in his path is Arthur, the talented and handsome Gryffindor seeker. USUK. Pottertalia.

Omegaverse, USUK. On the brink of extinction, most human civilians have been reduced to flesh-eating monsters. The zombie plague has decimated most, but as the US government collapses, Alfred F. Jones finds himself alone in the new hellish world. That is, until he meets an Omega named Arthur Kirkland, who claims to lead the most powerful human faction left alive: the CIA.

Two lonely people have no more in their lives than a cat and their careers. Yet when the lake house calls to them, they each find an unexpected letter from the other. A blooming romance forms by words. The only thing that is separating them is time. One is from 2006, and the other from 2004. Can love last under the frail time? [Based upon The Lake House script] [USUK] [Human AU]

Alfred grew up with the "Don't talk to strangers" lecture all of his life, but he assumed it didn't apply to him anymore now that he was an adult. That is until a man asked, "You can't get pregnant right?" Now he works under Arthur Kirkland. T

Arthur reflects on his history with Gilbert. - A PrUk oneshot.

WWI Historical. With the face of war rapidly changing, veteran nations struggle to keep up with ever evolving enemies and their growing power. At what point can nations forgo pride and learn to cooperate with their allies for the sake of victory? **Cover Art by ScarletteDiscord**

Alfred is a senior, graduating in 2 months like everyone else. Like them, he wants to be big. One problem? He's at the bottom of the social pyramid. However, when Alfred catches sight of his neighbor-an ex-porn star named Arthur- undressing, new interests and problems arise. But one thing's for sure; Alfred wants to capture the man's body for his own. USUK Based off Girl Next Door

Prince Alfred is engaged. Arthur is engaged. Problem is, they're not engaged to each other. But on the brink of war with the Clubs Kingdom, who knows what will happen. USUK. CARDVERSE AU.

Arthur, a Guardian angel, is taken captive and turned slave by Alfred, a Demon and Son of the Dark. But Arthur soon finds himself head-over-wings for his master, and he may never want to leave him, no matter what happens to them. USUK, AU

Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU

America and England had always had a complex relationship: full of sex, love and hatred. Although England was happy to keep it this way, America just had to go and propose to ruin this. USUK. Smut.

World Academy students have been paired up for an anonymous email exchange program, so they can talk to someone about school and personal problems in private. These are the emails of two students nicknamed 'The Gentleman' and 'The Hero'. Gakuen AU, email.

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

AU. Arthur Kirkland's too busy to start a relationship. Google's solution: Heartstrings, the new online dating service for the Too Busy. He just didn't think the solution would be so literal.

USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

This is a story about many things. But mostly, it's about a boy and a star. Stardust AU. USUK, minor others.

Arthur attends Camp Hetalia and grudgingly becomes friends with the obnoxious Alfred F. Jones. Then gets a crush on him, because he just can't help it. Written for the Summer Camp event on the USUK community over on LiveJournal. Human names used.

It's WWII and the boys have to share a tent. Uh-oh.

England had learned that America, for such a young nation, had loads of history to be proud of and cherish. He'd shared so much of it with him on this vacation; each day a new story, new memories created and old memories unearthed. USxUK.

It's twenty years after the devastating end of the third world war, when many countries were destroyed. The surviving nations are surprised to discover those that were lost, reborn as humans. USUK main, Spamano, mentions of various other pairings

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

While cleaning his room, Arthur stumbled upon a box of old photos from during Alfred's childhood. His fairy friends noticed the look of nostalgia in his eyes and decided to lend him a hand in the only way they see fit. Mpreg USxUK