Er..Hi...I'm Sarah and I am sooooo completely INSANE!!! WHOO-HOO!
You can call me Girl X though because ... well ... that's what you can call me!! GUESS WHAT?? IT'S SUMMER!!!!!!!!! YYYAAAAAYYY!!

sings* I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY,I FEEL CHARMING, OH SO CHARMING, IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEEEEL...AND SO PRETTY, THAT I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE I'M REAL!!

erm...*coughcough* ANYWAY...

my favorite things ARE~

~Legolas (damn he's HOT...and he can fight too...I LOVE YOU LEGOLAS!! YOU ARE MY IDOL FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!)
~Orlando Bloom (he's so cuuuuute!)
~LOTR (well, DUH!)
~Fencing (yes! I can indeed fence...it's sooo funerific!)
~talking to random people on AIM
~chicken (in the end...it ALL tastes like chicken)
~michelle branch (i love her songs)
~Legolas
~mah itsy bitsy ka-UTE computer!!! I WUV MAH COMPUTER...SO Y'ALL CAN JUST KEEP YO' DIRT LIL PAWS OFF OF IT!!!!!!!!
~my 3 closest friends...Marie...Laura...Shawn...luv y'all...y'all crazy just like meeeeeh!!!
~making desserts
~Legolas
~CENTRAL AIR CONDITIONING (i love it i love it i love it...*kisses air conditioning vent*)
~the show CSI (goooooo CSI!!!)
~Legolas
~reading and writing just about anything, but NOT mary sues.
~Evanescence (my favorite band...they sooo rock)
~the movies: The Princess Bride, The Three Musketeers, TTT, FOTR, A Walk To Remember, the Matrix...
~Haldir...HOW COULD THEY KILL HIM OFF??? ITS NOT FAIIIRR!!! *sobs uncontrollably*
~my lil pretty laser gun...*SIZZLE*
~ and Finally...LEGOLAS!!! (he's MINE!! STAY AWAY FROM HIM! YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM!!)

I DISLIKE WITH A PASSION~
~Sam (he's so, like, GAY, ya know?)
~Stuff that you have to eat that is green
~Peter Jackson, because he killed off my precious lil Haldir *cough*
~Frodo (for god's sake you LOOK LIKE A GIRL AND YOU ACT LIKE ONE TOO!!!)
~Boromir...what a jerk...
~the Ring (not the ONE ring...like, the Ring the MOVIE...*shudders*)
~The fact that my 3 closest friends are all taller than me, Laura by about a foot...but she IS rather tall...*siiiigh*
~my computer...ITS SO MEAN TO ME!!! IT WON'T LET ME WIN MINESWEEPER!! WAAAH!
~the color pink.
~the stupid idiotic fools who invented minesweeper.

I AM AN AARDVARK!!!!!!!!!!!

I am also a member of the I Hate Keira Knightly campaign. (Keira Knightly plays Orlando Bloom's love interest in Pirates of the Caribbean) Please contact me at greenleafgurl917@yahoo.com if you want to join!! Or you can contact Carmina Burana (also a member)at sccrqueen17@yahoo.com We need more members!! Please join!!!

I am also WE. WE are plural. WE are: Sarah the Human/Aardvark, Dawn the Human inside of Sarah, Shane the Raven/Human, Athena the Small Black Kitten, Morgan the Spork, and Adrienne the Acolyte.

ACK!! DAMN COMPUTER!! YOU MAD ME LOSE AGAIN!! AUUUUGH!! Die, dammit! Die! Oh, and by the way, go to hell and stay there...forever and ever...amen.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jack Sparrow Quotes *drooldrool:

"She's all safe like *I* promised, she's all set to marry the commador like *she* promised, and you're all set to die for her like *you* promised. So we are all actually men of our word...except for Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman." Jack: No no! BAD! STOP!! What are you doing? You've burned EVERYTHING!! The food, the supplies, the wood...THE RUM!!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone!
Jack: WHY IS THE RUM GONE?
Elizabeth: ONE because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into scoundrels, and TWO because that signal is a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me; do you think there is even the slightest chance they haven't seen it?
Jack:...BUT WHY'S THE RUM GONE?!?!?! It must be TERRIBLE for you to be trapped on this island Jack...YEAH WELL, IT BLOODY IS NOW!!! ...(sees British ship coming)...there'll be no living with her after this... Well, I COULD stand here at let you drown, but I CAN'T commandeer this ship all the way to Tortusa all by me ones, ye savvy? A wedding? I LOVE weddings! Drinks all around! and really bad eggs... THE MOST LICKABLE AND HOT GUYS EVER TO WALK THE EARTH ARE AS FOLLOWS:
1.Orlando Bloom
2.Legolas
3.Captain Jack Sparrow
4.Will Turner
5.Johnny Depp
6.* * (* *)

JOHNNY DEPP AND ORLANDO BLOOM I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH!!! *kisses POTC poster*

Oh yeah...me and my friend Laurel have another pen name...it's Two Orlando Stalkers, and we're currently working on a Pirates of the Caribbean fic. (its hilarious, if I do say so myself) so check it out. yeah. thankies! http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1443343

ACK! WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??? I'm ALL DONE! I promise!!

*gulp*

Omigosh, WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT SWITCHBLADE!?!?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO FEED ME TO THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS, AREN'T YOU??? AREN'T YOU??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Get AWAY from me, you FREAK!

WHAT? YOU'RE GOING TO BAKE A CAKE?? NOO!! POISON!!! POISON!!!

WHAT? I NEED A CERTIFICATE OF SANITY??? NO I DON'T!! I'm PERFECTLY sane, THANK you very much!!!!

runs around room giggling hysterically, crashes into wall*

OOO wook at da prettiful stars!! heeheehee!!

Ok, so um, yeah, that's all for now...I think...heh heh heh...*blushes*

Noo...it's got me!!! THE EVIL PINK BUNNY SLIPPER HAS ME!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

ACK, no, it's the MONSTER UNDER MY BED!!

Excuse me, I'll be back as soon as I can catch, kill, cook, and consume the beast...I seem to be wi- MY EYE? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME EYE??? Anyway, I should be right ba- *blood curdling scream* FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS UN-HOLY, STAY AWAY FROM MY EYE!