JEW GIRL!

If you're ever bothered or bored enough to look for me in public, try going to a little school in South New Hampshire's cafeteria between 12:48 and 1:16 PM. You there? Goodie.

Make your eyes go to a table in the far right, with four boys anda girl.Two of the boys are laughing hysterically at the thought ofGrand Theft Auto online, one is trying to seem funnyand the last is either doinghis homework in doctor-script or punching a neon orange (or tangerine, depending on your prefrence) and screaming 'JEW GIRL' to the girl next to him.

Ah, yes, the girl with the blue notebook and the nice clothes, sitting amongst those who spear apples with pencils for fun.

Wow. You found me. Wanna cookie?

Name: Amy
Age: --
Hobbies: Writing, reading, all that good stuff
Weapon of choice: Pencil. Good for writing and killing by poking out eyes.
Former Accounts on ff.net: Two

Stories you WILL see

Epitaph's Reality (.hack AU)
Alius Terra (Fire Emblem 7/Harry Potter crossover)
Limbo (Semi-gothic Fire Emblem 7 fic)
Unholy Purity (Demon-centered Harry Potter fic)
Fell Contract (Now, a Fire Emblem 7 one-shot, HOPEFULLY will become a series of one-shots)

Stories you will NOT see

Ryder's Legacy (Sorry folks)
False Fantasies (Well, nobody seemed to care but my angry friend Kattie)
Any stories originally published by Jessica Kite or Demon Vassal that didn't make it past chapter one.

Oh yes, this is Kite (pushes Kite forward)
Kite: (Growls)
This isn't .hack Kite. This is -
Kite: I CAN INTRODUCE MYSELF WOMAN! (clears thoat) I am Kite Taklian, masta thief. Do well to respect me, infidels!
He is my muse. Enjoy.
Kite: WOT DA HELL DOES DAT MEAN!? (Grabs sword)

-Cheers,

Crimson _