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Twilight Oath:

I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle When ever I am in the Emergency Room And I promise to remember Emmett Every time there's a huge boom

I promise to to remember Rosalie Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to despise the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to remember Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the Twilighters know

NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS: Would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS: Say OH MY EDWARD!! (OME)

NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS: Know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you!

TWILIGHT FANS: Say shut up or I'll get James to kill you

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS: Know A LOT better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

TWILIGHT FANS: When being chased yell EDWARD SAVE ME!!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS: Know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just up to bat :D

NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS: Would go directly to Forks, Washington

NORMAL PEOPLE: Dont have this on their profile

TWILIGHT FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

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17 ways you know you are obsessed with Twilight

You have read all four books at least 2 times each.

Stephanie Meyer is your idol.

You have 'I love Cullen' rants a lot.

You know each of the Cullen's stories and have figured out their ages.

You annoy all your friends with your constant Twilight rants

You wish you were Bella/ a Cullen.

You spend most of your free time reading Twilight fanfictions.

You write Twilight fanfictions.

You go on Twilight fan sites all the time.

You know when Breaking Dawn is coming out and can't wait.( WELL NOW IT HAS RELIZED, for all you numbskulls that didn't know)

You think the Twilight movie will injustice the books.

Whenever someone says " its just a book" you start crying and wondering why it cant be real.

Your new favorite stone is onyx or topaz.

Your new favorite color is butterscotch-gold.

You want to visit Forks, Washington.

You keep smiling and agreeing with all of the reasons above.

You started reading this in the first place.

Top 71 twilight obsessed things to do

1. You keep re-reading the series, even though you know pretty much every line.

2. You never put down the books when you read them the first time.

3. You were counting down the days until breaking dawn came out.

4. You can’t help but smile whenever you think of Edward.

5. The name Edward is no longer dumb and weird to you.

6. Whenever someone says, “Hey, you want to go shopping?” you automatically think of Alice.

7. You want to move to Forks, Seattle, Phoenix, or Port Angeles.

8. When you see someone barely starting the series, you want to punch them for not reading it sooner.( even though you don't punch)

9. When you see someone reading Twilight, you go over to them and say how much you like it, to which they give you a weird look and walk away.

10. You cried during some parts of the books, and laughed at others.

11. The name Victoria sends chills down your spine. (shudder)

12. Twilight is your favourite time of day

13. You have imagined yourself as one of the Cullens and or characters in the book

14.You have had pretend conversations with one of the book characters in your mind.

15. After you read the book, apples became your favorite fruit.

16.You wish you were a vampire.

17. You squealed with joy when Edward and Bella reunited in New moon.

18. Your friends get scared around you when you start to talk about Twilight.

19. When your friends bring up Twilight, they smack their heads because they know you're going to go on a never ending rant

20. you go on a never ending rant when someone brings up twilight

21. When you see someone wearing glitter you think of vampires

22. You wished your name was Bella and have yelled at your parents about it

23. Instead of asking yourself questions like, “I wonder why we as humans are alive?” you ask, “I wonder what will happen in Breaking Dawn”

24.You hate the name Jacob with a passion.

25. Black is now your least favourite colour.

26.Your teachers at school ask you why your reading log mostly consists of the Twilight series.

27. You dress up like a Cullen on Halloween and people ask you why you’re not wearing a costume but a lot of glitter and expensive brand clothes borrowed from your friends.

28. You read fan fictions about Twilight online and it’s the only website you’re on anymore.

29. You’ve written Cullen as your last name

30. When you went to an Italian restaurant, you ordered the mushroom ravioli.

31. You listen to your heartbeat more often

32. You look at your doctor and think, “Carlisle’s better”

33. Topaz is your favourite gemstone.

34. You wish you were born in November so topaz would be your birthstone

35. You wish your birthday was also June 20th, like Edward’s (my birthday is June 19th actually… just a day before Edward said ‘Happy Birthday’ to himself!)

36. Your parents have grounded you from the books until you get breaking dawn.

37. Mountain lions are your favourite animal

38. You’ve tried to read peoples mind, see the future, change people’s emotions, or make them be in excruciating pain.

39. You cried during New Moon, more than you've cried ever before in a book.

40. You get very mad and gasp when people say they have never heard of Twilight.

41. You jump every time you hear "Edward" or "Bella"

42. You can't focus on your work/homework because you could be reading one of the books again.

43. You name your pet/computer/car after one of the Twilight characters

44. you relate everything in life to Bella and Edward and anything else that goes on in the books.

45. You began to look after men/women that have pale skin, dark eyes and are absolutely gorgeous.

46. You want to go cliff diving because Bella did it.

47. You want to ride motorcycles, just because Bella did.

48. You read your books while you eat, or you just don't eat at all.

49. When you fall over or nearly get hit by a big van you call it a Bella moment.

50. You fall over alot and almost get hit by big vans.

51. You sleep with your books in your bed at night.

52. You've memorized every page number in all three books and know the content of each.

53. You start a Twilight-themed website.

54. You and your friends make Twilight tees that say "I'd rather die than be with Mike Newton" and wear them to school on the same day.

55. Instead of shouting "I HAVE TO PEE!" you say "I need a human minute."

56. You hate gym only because Bella does, too.

57. Everytime someone speaks of one named Edward, you jump on their back.

58. You refuse to eat human food, because the Cullens don't.

59. You think in Fanfic.

60. Every sentence you say begins with "Twilight".

61.You would name your kid Carlisle in a heartbeat.

62. If someone is cold/warm when you touch them, you scream "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF/ VAMPIRE! And THEN jump on them.

63. You call your English/Science/Trig teachers there respective Twilight characters (i.e., Mr. Berty, Mr. Banner, Mr. Varner, Coach Clapp)

64. You become a vegetarian, because you are just halfway there to "vegetarian vampire."

65. You refuse a date with the most popular guy in school because he's not "your Edward."

66. You have answered "duh," "yes," or "omg YEAH" to all or any of these questions.

67. You give complements/insults in the following format: "You know what, you are such a insert name of character here.

68. If someone mentions they haven't read the series, gasp, you start yelling at them until they do.

69. You demand that your parents take you to Forks over spring break/summer vacation, etc.

70.On a sunny day, you're depressed because you know you won't see any vampires.

71. You're reading this list for this long

This is the " Edward Cullen Prayer" . Those of you who do not have it need to get it on your page. Right now !!

\Our Edward,

Who art in Forks,

Hallowed by thy sparkles.

Thy volvo comes, thy will be fast,

On earth as it is in the meadow.

Give you this day, our daily blood.

Forgive us our heartbeats,

As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.

Lead us into temptation,

Deliver us to you.

For thine is the vampire,

The music and the hotness,

For ever and ever,

A-Edward

The 10 Commandments of Twilight

1. I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.

2. You shall not take Edward Cullen's name in vain.

3. Remember to keep release dates calendared.

4. Honor the Cullen's for gracing you with their presence.

5. You shall not kill humans or shape-shifting wolves.

6. You shall love both Edward and Jacob equally.

7. You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they can't read them anymore.

8. You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.

9. You shall not covet Edward.

10. You shall not covet Edward's Volvo, or various Cullen cars

30 Lessons I Learned When I Read the Twilight Saga:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

Don 't cheat, If you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!, The answers are at the bottom.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)

Answers:

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black - You are conservative and aggressive.

Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue- You are spontaneous and love, kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:

A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:

Flying: You like adventure.

Driving: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday Years later... still waiting...jk