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Everybody is Free (to Wear Sunscreen)
Baz Luhrman

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97.

Wear sunscreen.

If I could offer you one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists,
whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own
meandering experience... I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth;
oh, nevermind. you will not understand the power and beauty of
your youth until they've faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back
at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now, how much
possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective
as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real toubles
in life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind;
the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts.
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes
you're behind. The race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults.
If you suceed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters.
Throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life.
The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted
to do with their lives; some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't. Maybe you'll divorce at 40.
Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself
either - your choices are half chance, and so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can...
don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it...
it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance...
even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines they will only make you feel UGLY.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they might be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they're your best link to your past and the people
most likely to stick with you in the future

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.
Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography and lifestyle because the older you get,
the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise, Politicians will philander, you too will get old.
And when you do, you'll fantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable,
politicians were noble, and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you.
Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse;
but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it.
Advice is a form of nostalgia; dispensing it is a way of fishing the past
from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts,
and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

My Stories:

The one completed work is 8 Simple Rules. Beauvol is on hiatus indefinitely, as I'm quite ashamed to admit that I strayed into the tempting realms of cliche more than one time too often for that story. However, it has some decent ideas, and so I'm not completely embarrassed by it. Other Magical Beasts gets updated sparingly (close to never)...and there you have it.

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Darkly Treacherous by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
AU: What if Harry grew up neglected by his parents? What if he had been kidnaped by Voldemort and raised as his dark heir? Read and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 84,624 - Reviews: 4472 - Favs: 4,961 - Follows: 4,564 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6845 - Favs: 4,064 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 9,150 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Year Seven: Harry Potter & The Blood Debt by GringottsVault711 reviews
SEQUEL TO 'YEAR SIX' By GRINGOTTSVAULT711 Harry, heavy with the summer's grief and his future's burden, begins his final year at Hogwarts. He will keep something from his two best friends, but he isn't the only one keeping secrets there's a mysterious
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 112,447 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Mind Mage by James Milamber reviews
Post OotP, AU as of HBP. Harry comes to grips with the death of his Godfather, and Hogwarts gets yet another new DADA teacher. Just a typical year for the Boy Who Lived, really...or is it? HG and RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 172,609 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Power Unknown by Spcebaby reviews
When an unexpected visitor comes to Privet Drive, Harry faces his most dangerous year yet. Does he really have power the Dark Lord knows not after all? OotP spoilers.. Chapter 14 is FINALLY up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 9/4/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Era of Hogwarts by Lord Ravenclaw reviews
Harry is hit with a curse and flung back to the Middle Ages. He loses his prejudice against the Dark Arts and meets some rather interesting people along his quest for knowledge and the way home. Post!OotP, Pre!HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,032 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/2/2004 - [Harry P., Rowena R.]
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3333 - Favs: 5,624 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Touch of Power by Rose Ice reviews
Harrys' summer takes a turn, when mysical being dressed in white robes follow him around and only he can see them, guardian creatures who vow to protect him at any cost, new and uncontrollable powers are released in him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,118 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005 - Harry P.
The Betrayal of the Light by Hannibal ad Portas reviews
AU postOotP. Harry gets a visit from Sirius, and realizes that if he wants to win the war, he must forge his own destiny. Of course, it's never that simple, is it? Betrayed, he must seek out new allies, and form an army of his own. Major HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,305 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 10/19/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Mystery of Myrddin's Torch by Mysty reviews
COMPLETE No HBP Spoilers. Written after OoTP. In Harry Potter's sixth year at Hogwarts, a legacy from the Potter family draws Harry and his friends into a mystery. Harry and Ginny...Ron and Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 293,976 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Finding of Power by MidnightPhoenixx reviews
Harry Potter's 6th year is unlike anyone ever thought. Harry deals with relationships and his destiny as he unlocks the power within himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 108,646 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Harry P., Cho C.
Harry Potter and the Council of the Magi by King Harrison reviews
In a world filled with hardship and strife, what can good do to conquer evil? What power can overcome Lord Voldemort? Why, Love, of course. Follow Harry Potter and company through his sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and watch Har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,652 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Battle of Wills by Jocelyn reviews
PostOOTP, Snape blows his cover as a spy to save Harry from Voldemort. To win the war, even those who loathe each other must unite, and many lessons are learned in the process. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 356,457 - Reviews: 6214 - Favs: 3,940 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and Dumbledore's Army by Cat Calls reviews
In his 6th year, Harry has to come to grips with his lot in life. He's awoken during the summer by horrific visions, forcing him to realize that he must train himself not just physically but mentally as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/25/2005 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Harry P.
The Refiners Fire by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,444 - Reviews: 1573 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Dreamer-3041 reviews
Harry Potter is faced with yet another crisis. Voldemort has discovered secrets within Harry that not even Harry knew about. How will Voldemort use this information and what has it got to do with Severus Snape?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/6/2005 - Published: 12/11/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Prophecy of the Phoenix by Storyspindler reviews
Complete and edited! Harry's fifth year will send him on a journey to discover his destiny and who he really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,735 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dangerous Choice by MadEye1200 reviews
Life is all about choice, and Harry Potter has faced difficult choices each year at Hogwarts. His sixth year will be extremely challenging with the rise of Voldemort. The Dark Lord will bring his own brand of terror to the very gates of Hogwarts. Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 175,741 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/2/2005 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Harry P., Albus D.
Year Six by GringottsVault711 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! The burden of the prophecy, Sirius's death, budding romances, the wizarding world war, family drama - it's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts and it will change him and his friends forever. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 70 - Words: 136,102 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Complete
Leather and Libraries by Starlight-Heart reviews
Completed After an incident in the library, Draco and Hermione start to find they have more in common than just books. Spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,679 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Death of the child by shahenshah2410 reviews
The order and Dumbledore are not letting up on Harry, one gift from his godfather allows him to become the ultimate Slytherin - with a Gryffindor heart. what to do when you have been living a lie - those who you love hold you in contempt?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,451 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Harry P., Alastor M.
A Place Where I Belong by Khadon reviews
ON HIATUS! Harry Potter left Privet Drive forever with only a letter left for his friends. Now, a year later they are going back to Hogwarts where they have to deal with an evil Draco, a new subject, and a teacher who seems to know more about them then he
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,055 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/14/2004 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Uninhibited by GringottsVault711 reviews
Ron accidentally takes a potion to remove his every inhibition for twenty-four hours - no antidote, very interesting results. Will the effects of the potion bring him to reveal his true feelings for Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Fire of Life by Omagic reviews
Abandoned. 6th year. Harry's grief and the burden of the prophecy require him to make important decisions about his life. His trusts, where he seeks guidance, and the world around him are brought into question. New magic, mysterious visions and the Fir
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 175,364 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Harry P.
Here Be Monsters I: Wizard's Lament by Dzeytoun reviews
Albus Dumbledore has lived a very long time. But the summer following Harry's fifth year will see events to change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 109,307 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/18/2004 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Albus D.
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 2,451 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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Other Magical Beasts and Where to Find Them reviews
I thought it would be cool to compile a bunch of the fan-created creatures, so if you want to have your animal here, e-mail me with a description! These beasts are free for use in a story, with the originator's permission, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
Harry Potter and the Beauvol reviews
Harry begins the summer after fifth year gloomily, but everything is about to change. A new pet companion brings with it new discoveries. If you are reading please REVIEW! I have a lot more hits than reviews...exit groveling author
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,857 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/28/2005 - Published: 12/7/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
8 Simple Rules for Being a Marauder's Son reviews
Woo-hoo! My first COMPLETE fanfic. A short little story, involving MWPP in the good ol' days. The title says it all, I'm sure you can figure it out. Just click and read, already! PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete