Arthur remembers what those days were like — living with a single mother and three big brothers in their squalid north London home; he remembers the screaming, the fighting, and the pain. When the past collides with the present, it all comes rushing back. Everything starts to break—the family he has now, and the one he left behind. (FACE family and Kirkland brothers human AU.)

5 times Klaus needed his sibling's help and the 1 time he got it. Based on the TV show.

Klaus gets high for the first time. Things are quiet. Netflix series.

Dr. Bonnefoy has a very sick and uncooperative Dr. Kirkland on his hands, it would seem. Thankfully, he's not going to give up on him without a fight, and love will always find a way, won't it? (Happy Valentine's Day!)

Alfred's brother, Matthew, and many of the children at school don't believe in Santa Claus. It's up to Alfred to find Santa and meet him in the flesh so he can prove everyone wrong and make this the best Christmas ever!

VirtualReality!AU. When Celestial introduces One Piece's new Special Events, Sabo starts to suspect that something's amiss. He needs answers, but what he finds is more disturbing than he'd imagined. He has to let the people know, but he may come to regret ever publishing what he's found because when you Play with Dragons... you might get Burned. (No Major Pairings, Slow Build)

Be calm and cool, Arthur. Be calm and cool. This is just Alfred. The idiot Marvel fanboy who dresses up as a superhero every year for Halloween and colors his trainers with his sketch pens. Sure, you've only liked him for about six months ago or 180 days ago or 262,800 minutes ago...bloody hell that is a long time! In which Arthur decides to take action with his crush.

The Straw Hats have left Drum, ready to take on Baroque Works in Alabasta. However, upon making a pit stop at a 'mystery island', they come across something they never expected to find: an older Zoro! Now they must locate the rest of the future crew, as well as keep an ancient treasure out of the hands of bounty hunters. (EDITED CHAPTERS NOW ON THIS SITE AND AO3!)

When six very different teens land themselves in detention and are forced to spend nine hours together, there's bound to be trouble—and perhaps, a blossoming friendship as well. (One-shot based on The Breakfast Club).

One does not choose to fall in love with Alice Kirkland. Alice Kirkland demands to be loved, and Francis merely obliges. He loves her at her best and at her worst. As ornery as she can be, she is his, and he wouldn't want her to be any other way. (Valentine's Day Special one-shot).

Alfred and Matthew are two orphaned children who were raised by Santa and his elves. Now, they're out searching for their long-lost father in New York City. Unfortunately, it seems as though he's not nearly as thrilled to see them as they are. (Based on the movie Elf, one-shot).

Fury didn't like unknowns. He didn't like mysteries. He definitely didn't like unpredictability. Therefore, nothing was more guaranteed to ruin his day than a situation involving Alfred F. Jones. Otherwise, known as the human embodiment of the United States of America. (on indefinite HIATUS)

The boys are coming over for Christmas, which means Francis must go to great lengths to make it a perfect holiday, but when Alfred and Matthew get into an argument over a case they're both involved in at work and there's an accident in the kitchen, he must accept that things don't always go according to plan. (One-shot)

Alfred's notorious for breaking his glasses in freak accidents, and frankly, Dr. Arthur Kirkland, his father and ophthalmologist, is sick of it. Convincing the boy to get laser eye surgery to permanently correct his vision certainly won't be an easy task, but if anyone's going to do it, it's going to have to be him. (Two-shot)

Breathless Sequel. Arthur always thought that the incident with Alfred's arms would forever be the biggest hurdle their friendship would face. But as the looks change and the touches linger, it becomes frightfully clear that he was dead wrong about that.

Being a prison doctor isn't exactly considered a dream job, and yet, someone has to do it. Arthur thinks he's seen it all until an eighteen-year-old with a goofy smile and strange past winds up in his hands. Now, he must do something he hasn't done in a long time—care.

Matthew has always wanted to be a professional hockey player, so when that dream is stripped away from him, he must learn the hard way that giving up isn't nearly as satisfying as getting up.

It's finally summer, but just when Dr. Kirkland thinks he's going to be able to take a much-needed vacation, he finds himself in charge of nursing his family back to health after a virus sweeps through the household. Fortunately, not all hope is lost, and maybe there's a way to salvage both his sanity and the health of his loved ones. (FACE)

Arthur and Francis went from being daredevil agents working abroad to being the guardians of twin boys. Now their next mission may prove to be their most trying one yet as they take on Europe and endure a Kirkland family reunion. It appears family can get just as messy as crime-fighting.

Something goes wrong during their holiday and Finland and Iceland end up back to viking times. Armed only with a silly history book and DIY bow without any arrows they go on to find the viking version of Norway and get back to their own time. But the rather big cultural shocks are not the only problem because it might be that the Scandinavians were not exactly the nice guys.

It's not Christmas until some kind of medical emergency unfolds. Now Dad has to save Alfred, Papa has to save Dad, and Matthew has to save the holidays.

"Ugh, seriously, who arranges a meeting the day before Christmas Eve?" USUK, Christmas fic. America and England verbally maul each other in a hotel room.

After an entire year of serving overseas, Alfred is finally coming home. Now he just has to remind himself how to be an ordinary member of society again as his two extremely worried brothers monitor his every move.

Sealand is mistaken for a demigod, and just rolls with it. The Nordics on the other hand... Well, let's just say that a new age of Vikings is upon us.

America gets more than he bargained for when he decides to see for himself just what it means to be a pirate. (FACE family)

Police officer Vash Zwingli stared at the man before him. "Oliver Kirkland, did you kill Allan Jones?" "Yes"

Alfred isn't sick. He just sees the world differently, but there will always be those who don't understand. Thankfully, he has two parents that do.

Agent Kirkland and Agent Bonnefoy are just trying to do their jobs, so what happens when they're assigned to work on a case with a pair of twin boys? It's an adventure they won't soon forget.

Alfred is one of thirty thousand children without a home until he lands himself on an orphan train. Now he's in the hands of an irate Englishman and a town full of misfits just like him. 1920s AU.

Amelia Jones is perfectly content with being the school's token delinquent until she's sent to the guidance counselor, Mr. Arthur Kirkland. Little talks are more important than they seem, and sometimes, a friendship can be made even under the strangest circumstances.

Alternatively titled: the Nordics and their commentary during Eurovision's presentation of Love Love Peace Peace.

Zosan. The two things that can give Sanji insomnia just moved in to the floor above: a noisy kid, and a hot policeman.

Sorry if you saw the mess that was the original! I cleaned that up. Summary: How do emotions behave in the minds of nations?

Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.

Growing up is hard, and Alfred and Matthew know this better than anyone else. Thankfully, they have a pair of off-the-wall parents to guide them along.

At Mathias's insistent begging, the rest of the Nordic Five decide to go visit this "new, bigger, totally badass" mansion of his and spend some vacation there. But the stay might not be as pleasant as Mathias had let on... I don't own Hetalia or the characters used in this. Trigger warning: Rape, murder (since Suspense and horror is not a good enough indicator of what this fic is.)

Arthur, a teacher, and Francis, a police officer with a murky past, are the parents of charismatic twins. Now they must confront the trials and tests assigned to them each day, but what if they don't have all the answers? Some lessons are harder to learn than others, and not everyone is cut out for the honor roll.

AU. In the second great war, Sweden broke neutrality to allow unarmed German troops to travel through their country via railroad. Berwald, freedom fighter, disagrees with this decision and sabotages a train. But the soldier that he captures as leverage was planning on going AWOL anyway, and sometimes your worst enemy can become your strongest ally. Sweden x Germany, Den x Fin

Alfred is complaining about his parents and his roommate Arthur decides to comfort him in a rather...unconventional way. UKUS, BDSM, daddy kink.

A young American translator has a job translating for a certain British businessman. Takes place in Dubai. USUK. Genres more like: Romance/Humor/Angst.

ZoSan, AU. Sanji is tricked into working on Christmas eve, much to his dismay. He's resigned to spending his Christmas alone and annoyed when a small miracle appears in the form of a surly green haired manager.

Drabble. Alfred Jones and Arthur Kirkland have an agreement. One that no one will ever need know about. Light BDSM, slightly cracky. Series of non-chronological drabbles.

USUK. "An oath." Alfred put out his palm. "Swear yourself to me, Arthur, and I to you." Fourth of July fic with a hint of Sweet Devil. In two parts.

UKUSUK. Why learn to be a monster when you can grow to be a god? In five parts.

AU - Alfred is a chauffeur for hire with a particular itch and Arthur is a very rich man with excellent taste in cars. CRACK. Mechaphilia. Dubious consent? USUK

America has always had a problem with his teeth. He's not sure where his paranoia spawns from, but he'll do everything in his power to conceal it. Unfortunately for him, however, the little appendages always tend to hurt the most.

Alfred can't speak, but does his best to keep his asthmatic brother away from unhealthy air. Arthur can't cut his cigarette addiction, nor does he want to. It really is unfortunate they are neighbors in the same building, isn't it?

Alfred F. Jones, a homeless teen who lives in a van, discovers one morning that a strange British man has been following him. Alfred dismisses him as a crazy stalker, but the man carries a warning: Alfred is in danger! Is Alfred's entire world about to shatter, and could this strange man be his only ally? Or, could this stranger himself be the end of Alfred?

Reclusive Arthur Kirkland lives a quiet and routine existence inside the house he hasn't stepped out of for three years. That is until his cheerful, extroverted new neighbor, Alfred F. Jones, moves in next door. Agoraphobic!ArthurxAlfred.

A series of vignettes featuring America's experiences at the World Conference through the years. Warning: Contains some bits of romance between America and other nations.

"What do I think?" This is a dangerous question. England pauses, looking at his king. Henry, that spoilt, tempestuous brat. "I think it's quite the silliest thing I have heard from you yet. What think you of naming it 'The Church of Henry?" For St George's Day/England's birthday.

USUK. Cynical, overweight and bored in the dull twilight of his empire, Arthur finds distraction in the form of rekindling his relationship with Alfred on board the RMS Titanic during her doomed maiden voyage. For Titanic's one hundredth anniversary.

There is an old phone that sits on a coffee table in the hallway by the front door. It's an antique or something. My grandma owned it before she died. I know it doesn't work, so why does this Arthur person keep calling?

In which Alfred, aquaphobia extraordinaire, attempts to rescue a person from what he thinks is a shark attack, but it just turns out it's a merman. Queue awkward love story. Mermaid AU. US/UK/US

"Hello. Welcome to Hell. Name, please." US/UK

USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!

USUK AU: It's 1937 in Egypt and historian Arthur Kirkland and his eccentric, genius accomplice, Alfred Jones, plot to steal The Heart of Ra from the University of Cairo. If all goes to plan, its owner, Turkish collector Sadiq Adnan, won't even notice. Mini multi-chapter fic.

Perhaps having a twin sibling wasn't all that bad. Especially when said siblings were as closely knit as hands and feet. America learns the frightening truth that there are some comforts only a brother can provide.

1950s AU, Boston. Arthur isn't picky about his clients, but there's just one person he'll never sell to: a bright-eyed blonde who won't let him out of his sight. US/UK

It's about time America cracked down on his unhealthy eating habits, but he won't be able to do it alone. England plans on dragging the hamburger-loving nation toward achieving a healthier lifestyle, even if America's dead set on kicking and screaming through the entire journey. Rated T for America's flowery language.

Jack Sparrow just wants to buy some rum. A little boy won't leave him alone. "I'm Alfred." "I don't care."

Somewhat part of a series with plot-less smut and 'entertainment'. Some 'categories' of BDSM. FinSu. Rated M for obvious reasons.

His name is Arthur Kirkland, and he is in love with his best friend.

When Gilbert Beillschmidt is forced into the position of editor of the Gakuen Gazette, he faces two seemingly insurmountable challenges. 1. To raise the sales of the newspaper enough to make it self-sufficient. 2. Accomplish 1 while working alongside the insufferable gossip columnist Elizabeta Héderváry.

Fr/UK-UK/Fr:'The Domestic and Incredibly Mundane Existence of Messrs Kirkland and Bonnefoy'- is the full title but it doesn't fit. A collection of snapshots of Arthur and Francis through their domestic and incredibly mundane existence. -human names- AU

Human AU. Matthias' partner, Lukas, suffers from haemophilia. As a person constantly in danger of bleeding to death, Lukas cannot be too careful and Matthias will have to take care of him a lot. But sometimes, accidents just cannot be avoided.

When his Fantasia Online character is confronted with an in-game confession, Arthur Kirkland jumps to the conclusion that he's finally dating Alfred F. Jones. High School AU, fluff. Written for the USUK Anthology 2012.

At whit's end with his depression, Arthur goes to a local hospital's psychiatric facility. Obviously, he gets more than bargained for when he meets Gilbert the schizophrenic and Ivan the misanthrope across the hall. Somehow, he hopes to find meaning in life again, and a certain roommate might be able to help. Based on "It's Kind of a Funny Story" by Ned Vizzini. T for potty talk.

Commander Jones is the best soldier in the United Army, and he's a Vanguard responsible for protecting the peace of the entire galaxy. A strange distress call leads him to an abandoned planet, where Jones will find himself charged with the task of saving all humanity. He'll need help, though, and that's where the space pirate Captain Kirkland comes in. USUK, AU

Kink meme de-anon. Two leaders bond over how embarrassing, destructive, and/or terrifying their nations are.

Arthur Kirkland has always found the Tudors to be an interesting dynasty, but he is at a loss to explain why its newest Queen, Elizabeth, fascinates him so.

Little America has much to learn from his big brother in the art of gentlemanliness, seeing as there are many steps as to how one becomes a gentleman. England's gentleman guide for dummies guarantees success and visible results in as little as one century of schooling. Join the pair on their adventure into the world of proper mannerisms.

America never thought that waking up next to England for the first time would be quite so nerve-wracking. USUKUS

oes·trus - the period of heat or rut; the period of maximum sexual receptivity of the female. USUK, A/B/O Dynamics!AU, more warnings inside. PWP.

19th century England. Arthur Kirkland is a struggling writer without two coppers to rub together. Why then, should he care if a little urchin in rags should appear at his doorstop in the dead of night?

It's another adventurous day for England and his little colony, America. There are snowmen, natives, malaises, green buttons and evil, English doctors in this fluffy tale. It's at times like these that England must play the hero, and honestly, he doesn't really mind.

What do an American chain-smoking photographer and an alcoholic British actor have in common? Absolutely nothing. AU, full summary inside.

Peter Pan AU. Captain Kirkland is the bravest pirate on the seven seas, and there is no quest too risky when treasure is at stake. His mystical map leads him to Never Land, and to the greatest treasure of all: an unmannerly pixie-boy named Alfred. UKUS.

UKUS. "Hey, Arthur," Alfred whispered low next to Arthur's ear, "we look great together." Extra fic which follows the events of the English-language doujinshi 'Rockets' by Hakuku and I.

Everyone has a button. Even Italy.

No matter what, Lovino would always put his brothers before himself.

In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS

Crossover between APH and SH: A Game of Shadows - a musing upon the coming war. "Hmm." England smirks. "I have to say that I'm rather disappointed myself - by the great detective Sherlock Holmes, that is." For AutumnDynasty!

The life and times of the four constituent countries living in the small, rainswept and awesome house known as United Kingdom.

It all started with a Recruit-A-Friend deal...

Little America becomes attracted to the strange morning ritual that his big brother goes through each morning. The young colony is so interested, that he decides he would like to give it a try, too! Warning, one part gets a little bloody and upsetting.

UKUS. The Turn-of-the-Century War rages and human-devouring creatures known as Nations feast on the humans who fight it. Too bad for Alfred Jones, consort of the Nation England, that he didn't disappear that night.

Germany and Prussia manage to talk through a hole in the Berlin Wall.

Crossover with Captain America. "Ah. I see. You want his job." England glances at America. "That's funny - because it looks to me that he'd quite like to have yours." USUK/StevexPeggy

When the universe is dead-set on getting a laugh, all it has to do is throw two self-proclaimed straight guys into homo-erotic situations every time they meet. Seems simple enough… but a total pain in the ass! No pun intended.

Alfred becomes a volunteer and has to do some cleaning at Arthur Kirkland's house. The guy is ill and needs help; but he's incredibly rude! But as Alfred gets closer to him, he learns to like the man. But is it good falling for someone who is dying? -USUK

Arthur just wanted to enjoy his tea in peace at Costa. But then a dense American shows up. But maybe it's Arthur's luck that Alfred happened to pass by Costa that very day? - USUK, oneshot.

Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK

Matthew has been serving on a pirate ship for several years now. He noticed his captain has taken a liking to him, but some of the other crewmen don't approve. NetherlandsXCanada

Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.

Alfred has bought Arthur an engagement ring. But everything isn't as it should be. USUK - oneshot.

When Arthur meets Alfred, he's immediately charmed. Alfred lies a lot and claims to be an astronaut, but Arthur overlooks this flaw until the lying gets out of hand. But could it be that Alfred never once lied? USUK - AU oneshot.

England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU

Arthur Kirkland has always had an irrational fear of the water. So when a false scare at the hospital puts some perspective into his life, he plans to take up swimming lessons... from the cockiest and most obnoxious lifeguard in the city.

USUK. August, 1943, and it's sweltering enough for Arthur to show off his legs in a pair of military-issue shorts. Alfred is highly distracted by them. Hilarity and sexytiems ensue. For Hakuku!

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

In the span of twelve years, eleven people had been given a death sentence from that house. It was no wonder why the red house was a realtor's worst nightmare. The house had been vacant for nearly a year before a new family moved in. Alfred's family

"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.

America glared at the offending cup in front of him. Well, to be fair, it wasn't the cup that was offending him, but the muggy brown liquid inside it. USUK Oneshot

After sitting next to some speakers at a concert, America has trouble hearing the next day at a conference. But it's not so much his hearing that is the problem, but his loud voice. He's sure to embarrass a lot of people, England almost exclusively.

Having caught the notorious Alfred F. Jones, all there was left to do was get a confession out of him – something investigator and interrogator Arthur Kirkland specializes in. But be careful, officer, pride comes before the fall…Prisoner!USXPolice!UK.

Meet Alfred F. Jones, five years old. Dressed in a pair of blue denim overall shorts and a striped short sleeved shirt he looks exactly like all the other little boys on the playground. Alfred, however, is not like all the other little boys.

Much to England's consternation, America keeps trying to talk to other nations in their own languages. Worst of all, he's succeeding. USUK friendship, with a cameo by Lithuania. Now with SpainEngland commiseration omake.

You and me could write a bad bromance. Maybe something in between. And you should really stop showing up at my door completely smashed.

'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.

England had just said something very embarrassing. America can't deal with this properly. What should he do? He's not used to dirty talking.

England is the master of the game Battleship, and also a very, very sore winner. How do the other countries put up with this? By deflating that oversized ego of his, of course! By pitting him against one of the most unlikely nations of all.

Five short drabblets about America and five everyday objects: Coins, keyboards, Mountain Dew, tacos, and Monopoly.

It's the worst day in the world for little America. It's the day that he hates more than any other day. It's the one day in which he actually tries to avoid his big brother, England. Because if England catches him on this certain day, he's doomed!

Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.

America and England decide to put the Transatlantic Telephone Room to better use. Too bad Churchill needs to make a phonecall. Implied USUK.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

Berwald is a man left alone, and Peter was a kid left behind. Berwald's not really the perfect dad, Peter's not really innocent anymore, and Tino's not really sure he's ready for something so real. But, maybe... Maybe it's time. -SuFin, foster care AU-

Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.

That new professor with the thick eyebrows... Harry can't help but find a few things about him that aren't quite normal.

America says those three little words. To the wrong person.

Japan wished China wouldn’t be so foolish, trading tea for opium whilst England and America laughed. UKUS/UKxChina/USxChina

In which Gilbert, Francis and Antonio play 'the most inane footy game in history', dragging others along with them.

An America/England fanfiction. During that boring meeting, France entertained himself by watching the seemingly-innocent-but-not-really gestures passing between America and England.

In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.

In which Arthur teaches Alfred and Peter the proper way to enjoy an ice cream cone.

England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.

Welcome to Hetalia, one of London’s biggest bookstores, and definitely it’s strangest. I suggest leaving anything breakable at the front entrance.