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Joined 03-02-13, id: 4576220, Profile Updated: 03-04-13
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hello! I'm Hannah and Iggy is just the best.

Basics
First Name(s): Hannah Noelle
Gender: Female
Power(s):

Looks
Hair: straight, long, black
Eyes: dark brown
Height: short

Character Traits
Personality:
Positive Traits: I guess I am pretty friendly. And great to be around if you want to be embarrased
Negative Traits: I am just awkward and shy. (that is unless I warm up to you.) Give me 5 years to do homework and I'll still leave it for the last minute.
Likes: Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, Artemis Fowl, Food.
Dislikes: Show-offs, snobs, uhm idk pickles?
Hobbies: Writing, reading, drawing, singing, piano, guitar, ukulele

Personal Life
Family: Mum, dad, little brother
Nationality: Filipino
Country: New Zealand

Random
Favorite Posession:
A little doll that I've had forever
Favorite color: Different shades of blue
Favorite element:
All. I am the Avatar.
Favorite music:
One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Beyonce, Maroon 5
Favorite Flower:
White lilies
Favorite Food:
ok are you ready? Chocolate, Haribo gummy bears, marshmallows, chocolate stick wafers, mint slices, brownies, apple crumble, kit kats, chocolate crinkles, mangoes, nutella, and you know, ALL FOODS
Least Favorite Food:
uhm idk pickles? oh I got one! olives.


10 Ways to know you're a klutz

1. you trip down the stairs AND up the stairs

2. you trip on air

3. you sprain your ankle while walking

4. you fall when you're standing up AND when you're sitting down

5. trying to walk in a straight line without tripping over you're feet is impossible and makes your head hurt

6. walking in heels is literally a life risking choice

7. when asked to stand on one foot you end up on your butt

8. you accidentally bump into people (a lot) even if you did see them coming

9. your food always ends up in your lap and your drinks always manage to spill all over the table

10. you break your foot in a pool while playing a really mellow game of marco pollo

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
xYou own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movies Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 7

idk what to do with this information.

Like

Am I like guyish or something? haha

SOMETHING I KNOW...FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS. EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL THE TRUE WARMTH.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.

A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say " Write your will, you have seven days "

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a BEST FRIEND will be sitting next to you in your cell going "Man that was fun!"

A good friend will say that you are over reacting, a BEST FRIEND will be laughing there butt off saying "Someones going to get it!"

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

37 Things todo in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."

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School Days by TMI reviews
Typical All-human story, with the flock meeting at school yada yada yada.. I just felt like writing one of these, so please give it a try! Max and Ella move to California and Cromwell High. They're instantly thrown into the swirl of new friends, new romance, and most importantly, soccer! But is everything really as normal as it may seem? Fax, Eggy, Gudge. Soccer and pizza involved.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 258,695 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Max, Fang
Freak Fest by The Wolf Who Walks Alone reviews
Max is the main attraction of a theme park displaying mutants like animals. All that she wants is some company. That's when Fang, a mutant fighting champion comes along; Max's prearranged 'mate'. Will they succumb to 'fate' or will they clash instead? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 128,866 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Max, Fang
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5018 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
He's Out of My League by americanbread reviews
How much are you willing to do to get the one you love? In this story, Max is willing to do everything to get Fang's attention. Loosely based on the Thai film "A Little Thing Called Love". AH; FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,347 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
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You and I
I promised myself I would finish the book I'm writing so here's some Fax fluff for the meantime :) (oh and each one-shot doesn't relate to the previous one, or the one after at all. Just to clear up any confusion.)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,373 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Max, Fang
She's not afraid reviews
Fang admires the fact Max can beat up erasers with no problem, how she's the flawless brave bird-girl in his eyes, but there's one thing he doesn't get. Why is she afraid of falling in love? -One shot-Songfic-FAX-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete