I am the deffinition of a gleek, I am obsessed with Vampire Acadamy, Skulduggery Pleasant, Glee (Obviously), Fallen, Wings, Dirty Dancing (The movie, i can't dance), Faeries (Who knows why), Butterflies, Shiny Things, Jeans, Pooh Bear, Random little kid shows, Snoopy, Faerie lights, Shooting my brother's friends with my nerf gun (Yes, i have one). I still have all my soft toys, My dog eats tea towls, and i am a die hard richmond supporter. I play flute and piccalo, and when i'm quiet, i'm the weird girl who never talks, and when i talk, i'm the annoying, loud, rude, sarcastic girl who never shuts up. i just can't win. I greatly regret cutting my hair short, and wish i could walk without tripping over or walking into something. I have a toy duck that i move around my room monthly, like in those books Mrs. Boot's farm. I squeal loudly when i find something cute or awesome, And i stopped caring what that cow in my class thinks of me, as she resembles a constipated moose, so she cannot make fun of how fizzy i am. You mess with me, you regret it, as i can destroy social status in a matter of days, just by telling the truth. I am not violent, or psychotic, i mearly know how to defend myself. I am the bottom of the social ladder/ food chain, but have friends in high places. My Favourite colour is violet, and i love ben and jerry's icream, though i only ever eat it in the dead of winter when its pouring with rain, as that is the only time to eat it. it is never to cold for icecream. You cant buy happiness, but you can buy icecream. So na-nana-nana-na. oh, and as i quick note, Callum, if you or jarred or any of your friends are reading this for whatever reason, leave, as I. Always. Know. And no, that wasn't to all the callums, but the one i'm talking to knows who he is.

oh good lordie I was a strange 12 year old

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? yes.

3) How many houses have you lived in? 1

4) Favorite candy bar? boost.

5) Favorite shoes? my sneakers. (fluro pink converses)

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes - a dickhead in my class. he asked for it.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? sadly, yes. twice. and i wasnt drunk.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. sleep.

12) Favorite genre of music? indie-rock and pop.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Sagittarius.

14) What time were you born? 3am

15) Do you like beer? i havent had it but it smells gross.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Hits for Kids 2...

18) Are you sarcastic? Me? Sarcastic? NEVER *Wink Wink*

19) What are your favorite colors? really dark purple, yellow, emerald green, and blood red.

20) How many watches do you own? Like, a hundred

21) Summer or winter? summer.

23) Favorite color to wear? Purple.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi

25) What color is your cell phone? black

26) Where is your second home? the library.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? HELL YEAH

28) Have you ever had a cavity? nope

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? three...

30) How many video games do you own? none

31) What was your first pet? A dog.

32) Ever had braces? Never needed them

33) Do looks matter? Nope

34) Do you use chapstick? yes

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

1) Ms. Burton.

2) Mr Nowak

3) Ms. Turner

36) American Eagle or Abercrombie? Abercombie

37) Are you too forgiving? Yes

38) How many children do you want? 3

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? What is Hot Topic? do I live under a rock for not knowing what it is? :L

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Co-co pops :3

41) Do you own a gun? i own a nerf gun...?

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yeah. Cuz I am.

43) When was the last time you cried? When a girl I thought was my best friend made up a lie about me and a friend who's three year's older, saying I slept with him, and told all my peers and teachers

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? sleep.

45) Olive Garden? Panera Bread? Olive garden

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes

48) Nicknames? Yes! unless I don't like you. Only my bestest friends are allowed to call me Ali. and only my family can call me Al. oh lol and one of my best friends calls me Little Pear. Don't ask.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no...

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? No

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? yeah!

55) Do you own a diamond ring? yeah :P

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Yes

57) Do you dye your hair? No

58) Does anyone like you? Don't know need to ask around

59) What year were you born? 1998

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Being non-exsistent

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? *Smiles Sheepishly* Yeah

62) McDonalds or Wendys? wendy's.

63) Do you like yourself? I'm happy with the way I look but not in the vain way

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My Mum.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Eyes

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No, just what's in the dark.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No... well, yes, but there was an assumption that if it smelt like popcorn it would taste like popcorn

68) Do you own a webcam? Yes

69) Have you ever stripped? no.

70) Ever broke a bone? no

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No

73) Pringles or Lays? pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Maybe just a bit...

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House. (after watching the Brady Bunch, I must admit, it is good for the cheesy not real life quality.)

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? not really... she did kind of call me a slut...

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? yes. many times, the same person, until i punched them. succeeding in getting myself suspended, but i was sick of it.

80) Do you own a car? no...

81) Can you cook? Yeah

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1) Jarred.

2) Justin Bieber

3) Rebecca Black

83) Do you text message often? Yes

84) Money or love? Love

85) Do you have any scars? yes, Mentally and physically.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? J.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? no.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationship

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Not Really

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? no

92) Do you own a box of crayons? yes...

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My Sister

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? a dick in my class, hence my tripping him.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? Dobby when he died

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Tara

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? J.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? J

100) Who was the last person that called you? brea, to tell me my p.e teacher got arrested

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50 Things I’m Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day." (Even though it is totally a good idea)

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full." -but, but, but, its TRUEEEEE!

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.