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Joined 05-15-03, id: 385274, Profile Updated: 06-17-11
Author has written 1 story for Dragon Age.

"Hurtled into the chaos, you fight... and the world will shake before you."
-- Flemeth, Dragon Age 2

Don't you just love batty old women who know more than they let on? X3

My mama told me that if I became a hamster, she'll throw me away. I feel so unloooooooooooooooooved ; 3 ;

Character Statistics:

Name: Shotgun Infinity
Class: Shut-in Sage
Evolves from: Weird Kid
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Perfectly maladjusted, perfectly neurotic, perfectly awkward, perfectly crazy.

More on the crazy and awkward part though. XP

"Oh, just shut up and let me finish. You can shout at me afterwards."
-- Death, SANDMAN

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Mistakes by Cadsuane reviews
AU. What if Maric did know about Alistair's life in Redcliffe and decided to do something about it?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,874 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Alistair, Cousland, Loghain M. T., Maric T.
The Spirit of Redemption by Myetel reviews
The Spectres fight against threats to both the galaxy and their families on Mindoir. Shepard/Garrus, multiple OCs, largely expanded universe. Includes Redemption, Hunt, Unity, and Victory.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 162 - Words: 3,404,794 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Kingdom of Rust by Mighty Crouton reviews
Garrus and Jane 'Foucault' Shepard pass the time despite cultural and language barriers before the Omega-4 Relay Mission. A story about the challenges and rewards of an interspecies friendship.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,554 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
A Little White Lie by SignCherie reviews
Hawke is awkward with men. To get her to loosen up around Anders, Bethany and Isabela tell her that the apostate is only romantically interested...in other men.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M) - Complete
Guide Me Home by waiting4morning reviews
Post DA2: A life on the run is interrupted when something happens to Anders and he is forced to account for the things he's done...things he can't remember doing. How will he rebuild a life he can't remember having with a woman who is a stranger to him?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,163 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Grotesquerie by DreadNot reviews
A magical mishap has left Anders and Fenris chained together. The lengths they will go to for freedom take them out of Kirkwall and farther than either would want to go. Sequel to Nautilus. Volutions 2.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,051 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Anders, Fenris - Complete
Friends Like These by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali notices Commander Shepard behaving strangely and fearing Cerberus influence enlists the other members of the original Normandy crew to investigate. Garrus, Tali, Joker, Chakwas and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker, Dr. Chakwas - Complete
Random Bites by Nightsfury reviews
Just some random ficlets that float up from my subconscious from time to time. Not all heroes carry a sword.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,014 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Anders, Varric T.
Mine by SurelyForth reviews
Hawke had moved on with her mage years ago. Still, Fenris can't let her go until he understands one very important thing. F!Hawke/Anders, F!Hawke/Fenris. Rated M for sexual content and language.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Anders, Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Little Pieces by Aeryn Phoenix reviews
Lady Hawke/Fenris one-shots. Smut, angst, drama, stupidity, and whatever else the muse spews out.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,744 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
In Vino Varric by DreadNot reviews
Written in response to a request for happy drunk!Hawke on his birthday. Kisses for all!
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Hawke (M) - Complete
Puppyeyes by red lilies reviews
He was, after all, very good at ripping people's hearts out. Her only question was when he had taken hers. Fenris/FemHawke
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Fenris, Hawke (F) - Complete
Undone by Rhia474 reviews
Everyone has been to dinner at the mansion already. Except him. Awkwardness with the parent, dinner conversation, and angst. Sounds familiar-you might like this one. F!Hawke/Fenris.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
Sex and Other Vices, Love and Other Drugs by Serindrana reviews
It's six months after Thea Hawke sided with the templars to gain the seat of Viscountess. She's sure of almost nothing- but Anders definitely wasn't supposed to come back. Continuation of If Wishes Were Poppy Dreams. Hawke/Anders Rivalmance
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Out with the Bath Water by codenamecynic reviews
Hawke is feeling a little down these days; what can a Rivaini pirate, a Dalish mage, and a Ferelden guardswoman do to cheer her up?
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hawke (F) - Complete
What I've Loved Most by codenamecynic reviews
She sings for Bethany as she can for no one else.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hawke (F) - Complete
A Mother's Touch by codenamecynic reviews
Sometimes words just aren't enough.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Hawke (F) - Complete
Like Watching a Shipwreck by Sarah1281 reviews
Varric is well-accustomed to having to pay to keep his friends safe. Still, he had hoped that they had more sense than to PROVE that they had mages among them in the Gallows in front of Cullen. Apparently not. This part was being edited out of history.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Varric T., Cullen - Complete
Heeding by SurelyForth reviews
"The world is two women, and one of them is dying." Wilhelmina Hawke/Anders one-shot concerning events during and after the Deep Roads expedition.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Bound by Bleve reviews
"I belong to you, Fenris—as much as you belong to me." Fenris/FemHawke.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Hawke (F), Fenris - Complete
The Stubbornness of Fools by onthewayside reviews
Varric discovers that Hawke has an aversion to healers. Well, to one in particular. Set after Act I. FemHawke/Anders
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Hawke (F), Anders - Complete
Heavy In Your Arms by Mighty Crouton reviews
For a long time, Marian Hawke was my intellectual and personal enemy. She was no inspiration, but the catalyst behind my need to start this revolution. Rival!Anders x MageHawke, DAII, Spoilers.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,290 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
Happier by We Stole Vodka From The Optic reviews
"For what it's worth... I'm glad it's you. It was nice... to be happy for a while."
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Anders, Hawke (F) - Complete
What Storms Wash Clean the Sky by tjadis reviews
Two chickens don't want to go back to the farmhold, and hatch a plan to stay on.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Varel - Complete
A Child Unexpected by skybound2 reviews
Kallian Tabris decides to leave Ferelden for Seheron with Sten, but a night spent with Zevran prior to the fall of the Archdemon has a lasting impact.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,356 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - [Zevran A., Tabris] Alistair, Sten - Complete
Pretty by Jakia reviews
"She was getting ugly, and she knew it. He still looked at her like the stars shined out of her arse, though." A look at how beauty is relative. Alistair/f!Cousland, one-shot
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Alistair, Cousland - Complete
Imperfect Creature by tjadis reviews
Nine people. Nine encounters. Nine different ways of looking at a Grey Warden. Old Roads continuity; a bit AU.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,291 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Amell - Complete
Gifts by Jakia reviews
It was something you could count on. The sky was blue, the grass was green, and the Couslands were excellent gift-givers. One-shot. My secret swooper gift for zenedai. No pairings, family fluff.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bryce C., Cousland - Complete
Mint Chocolate by lyssalu reviews
Even the surliest amongst us can find something to appreciate about Christmas.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,610 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Kolyat K., Oriana L.
Beautiful by SurelyForth reviews
In a world that never was, Anders is one of the mages sent to Ostagar. He manages to meets up with a couple of Grey Wardens and he cannot fault their taste in companions. One shot for BSN.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Anders, Cousland - Complete
Designs on You by SurelyForth reviews
An ongoing collection of soapy, Anders related prompt fills for the BSN site. "Advice for the King", "Bold", "The Zombie Chicken and Other Assorted Indignities", "Special".
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,072 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Anders
Advice for the King by SurelyForth reviews
Showing impaired judgement, King Alistair turns to Anders and Warden-Commander Ron Mahariel for advice on how he should handle his future queen's feisty advances. Prompt fill for BSN, rated T for suggestiveness.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Anders, Alistair - Complete
Roses and Regrets by Windchime68 reviews
Some mistakes can't be undone, some heroes are flawed, and not all fairytales end in happily-ever-after. One-shot. Major spoilers for the game, including the ending. Rated T for adult themes. Surana/Alistair, Surana/Zevran
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alistair, Zevran A. - Complete
Origin Mothers by Jakia reviews
Six mothers, and the men who loved them. All origins, male PCs. Gen. Happy Mother's Day.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Complete
Just Like Old Times by ElectricZ reviews
ME2- Tali'Zorah returns to the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and an old friend helps her come to grips with being on a Cerberus ship. Shepard-Free fic. Some liberty is taken with providing crew quarters for non-humans on the ship. Not a shipfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V., Kelly C. - Complete
Kuro to Gin by tamagopants reviews
[Post AC][YazooxTifa] Rescue, forgiveness and safety, Yazoo is lucky enough to meet someone who gives him all three. A story of one clone's struggles of losing everything and getting it back.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 80,316 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Yazoo, Tifa L.
Larmes by Aeneid reviews
Rating changed due to the theme of the story. Two enemy guilds are at odds against each other, but their strongest members are the ones having their own private war. They never knew that appearances can truly be deceiving. Assassin x Monk.
Ragnarok Online - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,305 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 12/11/2005
Floccinaucinihilipilification by podge17 reviews
10,000 slips of paper, 1 new word, a willing Honey, hair dye, and superglue are all the twins need for their latest plan: The Ultimate Scheme of Confuzzlement! Complete chaos ensues, read if you want a laugh! Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Driver's Ed by Luv-Angel-Music reviews
Reno teaches Yuffie how to drive. Of course nothing is going to go right when AVALANCHE and The Turks pull loads of pranks on them. Roadkill and motion sickness apply. [Reffie][Completed] R&R?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Yuffie K., Reno - Complete
All for One and One for All by JackHollows reviews
Kurogane, Fai, and Syaoran all spend one last night with the love of their lives...um, a choclate chip cookie. Bits of KuroxFai mixed with some twisted Syaoran OOC goodness.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Under Renji's Kilt by Fyyrrose reviews
Renji discovers St. Patrick’s Day. Strong PG13 to Mild M. Crack drabble with drunken humor on the side.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
The Story of Doppelganger : Finale by Abigail Withered reviews
A story of boy's ghost wandering and haunting through the darkness of Geffenia's dungeon. An urban legend discarded from the history of Geffen. Disclaimer:Yea yea we know RO belongs to Gravity etc. Enough already
Ragnarok Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,701 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 12/13/2004 - Complete
Especially for You by Milky Etoile reviews
Thrill Pair He thought it would be just another day. But then again, a perfectly normal day could always turn into a horribly messed up day. But maybe being weird would be enough…or maybe romantic?
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - E. Ryoma, Fuji S. - Complete
The Link: Sharingan and Diapers by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Ramen and Wooden Skates by flammabellum reviews
[COMPLETED] A series of drabbles narrated by the owner of Ichiraku Ramen House about a certain special person who worked for him before Uzumaki Naruto became the most regular customer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,560 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
The Talk by The Cheshire Smile reviews
Vergil was always the inquisitive one. Sparda struggles with the issue of informing Vergil of where he came from. Please R&R
Devil May Cry - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Advent Idiots by Luna-Starr reviews
A parody off Advent Children. Cloud's a dramatic depressive. Kadaj has mommy issues. Need I say more?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,733 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
The Advent Child by Farenheights reviews
Written LONG before Advent Children was officially released. This is a different perspective of the youngest of the three remnants of Advent Children, Kadaj. This is his story of being part of something he's always hated. Currently being edited and re-written, slowly but surely.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,486 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/24/2005 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Cloud S., Loz, Yazoo, Kadaj - Complete
The Cathedral of Angels Tears by L.C. Techno reviews
Love, lust, friendship, betrayal, trust, complexity... I wish I could say that this story have those things but they don't. It's just some pointless, plotless stuff about a cathedral, a thief and her past.
Ragnarok Online - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,349 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 10/23/2004
Middle Heaven by Esodane-Bottomless reviews
A goddess had killed. A goddess punished. A goddess had fallen. A goddess had born. Lest, she gave her child a secret whom the child didn't even know... A prince shall save, yet evil shall steal, and let it be, what'll fate decide...
Ragnarok Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,394 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005
Punishment by Aise reviews
There's a thin line between Friends and Enemies. What happens if you confuse the two and end up betraying your true friends while befriending who you should be fighting?
Ragnarok Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2005 - Published: 12/21/2004
Memmories of the World by Mekiah Evaehell reviews
Secrets are bound to exist in this ravaged world. Only the true memmories of the past can reveal what really happened.We must know if what they teach is true to the history of the world. R&R pls!
Ragnarok Online - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005
Bound To A Gun by the ultima3 reviews
True, Gunbound is not a role-playing-game, but I just want to make a fanfiction on it to show how much I love it. The main characters are all my best friends, anyway please read and review...
Misc. Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 10/11/2004
Hunted Kingdom by FiendisHSerapH reviews
*WHAHAH! CHAPTER 13!* Hunter addict finds HERSELF in a weird adventure, on a fateful day. *RnR* Pls.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,992 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 11/13/2002
This is the Worst Day EVER reviews
Crack!fic response for the kinkmeme. What do you do when things break just when you need them? Why, throw a tantrum and start a bar brawl at the Hanged Man, of course.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hawke (M)