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 Welcome to my profile. About Me: I'm a cucumber in a fruit bowl. Features: Dark Brown hair Hazel eyes (my friend compared it to Edward Cullen. I punched her in the face. ) Fair skinned, tall and awesome! Age: 18 Sex: Sure! With Sesshomaru or Sebastian? Location: Why do you wanna know? Pairings: Harry Potter Draco/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Blaise/Hermione, Draco/Harry, Oliver/Katie, James/Lily (open to other pairings as long as the plot is good) I. Hate. Ginny. Weasley. No disrespect to Ginny fans but I just cannot stand her...there's something inherently annoying about her Naruto Sasu/Naru, Gaara/Lee, Shikamaru/Temari, Neji/Tenten, Kiba/Hinata (again...I read other pairings if its a good plot) Let's say it together...I Do Not like Sakura Haruno. At all...also, pink hair?!
Percy/Annabeth, Jason/Piper, Hazel/Frank, Silena/Beckendorf (Have to admit...I stick to established pairings in this...) The Vampire Diaries Klaus/Caroline, Elena/Damon, Stefan/Elena, Stefan/Damon, Elena/Elijah, Alaric/Jenna, (although a personal fav for unknown reasons is Kol) I love hating on Tyler. I don't know why but I think he should have an accident on the highest mountain in the world. Anime: Ouran Highschool Host Club, Death Note, Naruto, Kaichou wa Maid-Sama, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sukisyo, RomeoxJuliet, Junjou Romantica, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge, Chobits, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Special A, Full Metal Panic!, Toradora, Earl and Fairy, Shugo Chara, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kuroko no Basket, Inuyasha, Kuroshitsuji etc. Movies: The Devil Wears Prada, TRON(new), Pride and Prejudice, Enchanted, Miss Congeniality, anything by Disney, Ocean's Eleven, Easy A, Law Abiding Citizen, Oliver Twist, Real Steel, Transformers, The Amazing Spider man etc. Books: Harry Potter, The Hunger Games anything by Dan Brown, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hannibal Rising, the Kite Runner, Chicken Soup, The Book Thief, Inheart, The Inheritence Cycle etc. Shows: Friends, Glee, The Vampire Diaries, Arrow, The Big Bang Theory, How I met Your Mother, Hannibal, Merlin etc. Love and cookies Silver |
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Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7246 - Favs: 8,223 - Follows: 10,185 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,126 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - [Blaise Z., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2465 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 3,169 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Affair To Remember by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,261 - Reviews: 1561 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 12/23/2017 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Second Chances by RZZMG reviews
Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 172,112 - Reviews: 1605 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 11/18/2015 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Rose W.
Light The Way by Muffintine reviews
[discontinued] AU. "I may have bought your body and power, Caroline Forbes. Your affections, however, I have every intention of earning." Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,744 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Klaus, Caroline F.
Rainbow by ReWritten-string-of-stories reviews
{first of the Magically Arranged Marriage series} In an OOC post-War London, the Ministry has decided that arranging marriages is the best path to a happy Wizarding world. Thing is? Witches and wizards ages 16 through 29 didn't bargain for this. Especially not Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Formerly titled 'Rainbow: An Arranged Marriage of Malfoy & Granger'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 166,604 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 1,916 - Follows: 1,869 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Devil Wears Prada by Wanderer of the Roads reviews
Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,356 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Temptation by Romantic Fool reviews
Complete! A fluffy DracoHermione. Ron needs money; Hermione decides to fundraise during their seventh year. At first the jobs were menial, but then a girl hires them to help her get Draco Malfoy. But what happens when he falls for the matchmaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,985 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Pride, Image, and Reputation by Fanofbooks.Harry Potter reviews
They hate each other. Plain and simple. But he's Draco Malfoy, and no girl escapes his charm. Even if it is stupidly smart Granger. But what happens when progress is actually made...from both ends, and a certain little bet between friends gets in the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,909 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mr Maybe by The Bird Of Fire reviews
When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,473 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Here without you by angellus08 reviews
Two-shot. Caroline leaves and explores the world, without Klaus. But he never leaves her for a second. Co-written with Lea, 'Cantcomeup' on tumblr. Rated M for later chapter.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by lostinmysticfalls reviews
Klaus is convinced he has a shot with Caroline, while she's trying hard to convince herself she feels nothing for him. Eventually, only one succeeds but they both end up getting what they've always wanted. Klaroline O/S.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
love is like a sin, my love by but seriously reviews
"Miss Forbes," he says, his voice lilting in amusement, "are you trying to compel me?" / Or, Klaus' kleptomania gets the better of him at the Mikaelson ball. Rated M for reasons yo
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 55 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,280 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nova Cupiditas by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 123,594 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gold and Silver by Fifi McFu reviews
In a ballroom of masked strangers, Naruto is caught in a sinister game of cat and mouse. vampfic, shounen-ai SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ministry Ordered Exile by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Unable to resolve their differences in England, Minister Shacklebolt sends Aurors Potter and Malfoy to a beautiful Finnish resort in order to work out their issues. Or else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Divine Glitch by michelerene reviews
There are reasons why two people can't be together. Separated by oceans, by wars, by family feuds. Try being the Angel of Death. Romeo and Juliet were lucky. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,842 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 2,371 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Thousand Generations by Fifi McFu reviews
Sentenced to a thousand rebirths, Sasuke isn't enjoying the life of a mortal one bit. That is, until he changes school and lays eyes on a remnant from the Old Times who doesn't seem to remember him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Opaleye: A Dragon's Love by RZZMG reviews
A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,861 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Theory by Conviction reviews
“Cupid himself couldn’t make me fall in love with Granger, he had boasted. Unfortunately for Draco, Cupid disagrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Charm Conundrum by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 177 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Order by glorybrightone reviews
It's the perfect plan for Sakura to get her man. Have Naruto molest him in the gym showers and freak him out. Sasuke will surely run to her for comfort right? SasuNaru. Yaoi! One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2724 - Favs: 4,338 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dirrty by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke wants to get Naruto into a skirt, and when the blond does something to piss him off the perfect opportunity arises. Shameless PWP, lemon, yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pathos by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,147 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 98 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sparkle Sparkle Princesses by Cheryl Dyson reviews
One of Draco's random pranks gets out of hand and creates a roomful of pretty princesses. Crackfic FTW! OMG it's only PG13! *gasp*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At The Turning Of The New Year by RZZMG reviews
Epilogue to "The Hate Of His Life." 2010 has come, and Draco Malfoy finds that sometimes unexpected miracles happen at the turn of a decade. Will he and Hermione Granger get their chance after all? One-shot. Romance/Hot Shagging-DM x HG. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,313 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hate Of His Life by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy looks at his relationship with Hermione Granger over the last 7 years as his side and hers collide in battle. Maybe Dumbledore was right about love being at the heart of every decision. Canon, 7th Yr. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 56 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 2,129 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Defiled by xErised reviews
Voldemort has tasked Draco with a monumental assignment during his 6th year: Not to take Dumbledore's life, but to take Harry Potter's virginity. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,670 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Harry by Rizzle reviews
By Draco Malfoy. Slashy humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Catch by xErised reviews
Draco's playing a game of hide-and-seek, but Harry isn't sure about the rules. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,326 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,043 - Follows: 119 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle reviews
7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 225,164 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 6,419 - Follows: 1,605 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twisted Shots, Anyone? by Civil Enough reviews
Nope, you’re not dating him Sasuke. It’s just that you like staring, kissing , having wild sex, and being crazily possessive about him to a stalker-like extent while refusing to admit what you really feel for him all the while.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ms Magic by IwishIwasASlytherin reviews
REPOSTED There's a Beauty Contest and guess who's joining!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,568 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Apologizing: Uchiha Style by Civil Enough reviews
How can one emotionally retarded Uchiha win back the love of his life- if he’s not even good at anything aside from scalding insults and brutally murderous threats? By writing letters of course!... Wait a sec, why are they censoring every single word?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Machine by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto was tired of seeing girls fawn over his roommate Uchiha Sasuke. So after Naruto makes a bet with Shikamaru, Kiba suggests he hooks him up using the college’s new ‘Soul Mate’ test. Naruto can’t wait! It seems so simple, until...2/3 shot! R and R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,456 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epilogue: Routine by the punchline reviews
The exchange between Hermione and her boyfriend had become a routine. That exchange – and everything it meant – was, no doubt, the reason she woke up every morning. EPILOGUE TO BREAKING STIGMAS BUT CAN BE READ ON ITS OWN. - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Silverfish by Tierfal reviews
Sirius faces off against an incredible foe. The world may never be the same - and Sirius's sanity certainly won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 587 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking Stigmas by the punchline reviews
That stupid Slytherin with his stupidly smug smirk could take that stupid book and just shove it up his stupid Slytherin - 'Hermione, you're muttering again.' - Muchos thanks to mae513 for the title! Seperate epilogue, - Previous pen name: krazie-livin
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,444 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Chocolate Cake The Complete Series by TheLocket reviews
This is a collection of the five stories -- Chocolate Cake, A Delicate Situation, A Closet Affair, All Locked Up, and A Close Study -- that catalogue the misadventures of one of the Harry Potter Series' steamiest pairs -- Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Want, You Wish Whatever by michelerene reviews
Sasuke doesn’t want the three wishes the damn genie is offering him. He’s an Uchiha… if he wants something, he’ll get it. And he wants the blonde haired, blue eyed genie…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,863 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 1,495 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 111 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 3,219 - Follows: 565 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Troy by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirt and Grime: A Twisted Fairy Tale by michelerene reviews
A pact with the devil leaves a desperate soldier careening down a path he never imagined. Will he survive to find his happily ever after or lose his soul in the process? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,340 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 5,335 - Follows: 791 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Again I go Unnoticed by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
So, this is really awkward. For some reason, I've found myself trapped. Trapped in a corner with a roguishly good looking sixteen year old male in front of me with an amused glint in his pale, grey eyes. And I really, need to pee. Sirius/Mary MacDonald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 91,175 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
And Then My Child Exploded by siriusly klutzy reviews
Faced with the problem of an extremely full diaper, Sirius and James are forced to clean up an excruciatingly stinky Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
I hear you have a little crush by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
“Well Evans…word has it…you have a little crush,” Potter said theatrically. He grinned at me as Sirius spoke with mock curiosity, “Oh, oh James…who in the world might that be?” I watched Potter smirk as he said,“Well Sirius…apparently…it’s me.”L/J ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,215 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/26/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Office Love by phannah17 reviews
Working with him was absolute hell and now he had the nerve, the absolute gall, to insult her fashion sense! Draco Malfoy was going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Keeper vs Chaser: Game on by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Being best friends with the opposite sex is always difficult. Anyone who's ever had feelings for their best mate will completely relate to this story. Oliver Wood isn't only thinking about Quidditch, so how does Katie Bell react?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,115 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Oliver W., Katie B.
Hermione Jane? by Oro4 reviews
Harry wants to start a family with his girlfriend, Ginny Weasley, but she is not interested. Hermione Jane Malfoy is in mourning and wants to move on. Lucky for her, Harry is having problems with Ginny. Will Ginny be able to get another proposal? HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Mine by Jelp reviews
There are some things Sakura would not expect to come home to... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 77,467 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2310 - Favs: 4,719 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Physically Impossible by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,299 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 2,898 - Follows: 449 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Winter Pursuit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 1,883 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Little Blue Potion by Twilight to Midnight reviews
In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 274 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Lungs Like His Mother by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily needs a night off, so she leaves Sirius and James to watch Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/3/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Threatening a Wall by siriusly klutzy reviews
Sirius is bored waiting for James to come home from work one day. The only solution is to poke the pregnant Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Living With A First Class Arse by Zayz reviews
[Complete] LilyJames, SiriusOC. A highly sarcastic, silly, angsty, and occasionally romantic collection of 100 drabblings that are under or slightly over a thousand words each. Rated for language. Read and review?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 68,031 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lather, Rinse, Repeat by Snowe reviews
Once is an accident, twice is coincidence, three times is a habit. Draco Malfoy keeps ending up in Hermione Granger's shower. Written preDH. Winner of Best Drabble, at Quibbler Awards Round 1!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not On My Watch by siriusly klutzy reviews
A very pregnant Lily has to pee, but Sirius isn't having a good hair day and has locked himself in the bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like What You See by siriusly klutzy reviews
Instead of writing her essay, Lily Evans gets caught up in staring at James Potters backside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Purple Sandwiches in the Rain by siriusly klutzy reviews
Lily has an addiction to her Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans and everyone wants to eat them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Cornering Mediwitch Granger by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 239 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring It On by Elven Dagger reviews
Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment, "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly,"Bring it on."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,261 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 9/30/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Veelan by Oro4 reviews
It started off with one bite... and ended up more he imagined. Draco finds Hermione to be his mate and marks her, but what else happens after that? Why does a certain newly made veela have more than one mate? Will everyone get along? DmHgHp NOT A CIRCLE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,674 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers by siriusly klutzy reviews
Leanne convinces Katie to try out for the Gryffindor Quidditch Team in her second year. Katie listens and becomes surrounded by Wood Worshippers and Oliver Oglers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,384 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Katie B. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Mission by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 95 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Analyze that, Miss Granger by Conviction reviews
Both of them were fire, the heart of the war that swirled around them, talking circles around an issue that could not be breached. Neither of them knew how to back down. Draco Malfoy Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cupid Cards: Trapped by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
Draco and Hermione have one thing in a common, something that is unimportant three hundred and sixtyfour days out of the year. Lucky for us, today is day number three hundred and sixtyfive. Happy Valentine's Day!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memories Remain by Tulips and Jill reviews
Draco lowered his wand with a wounded and aching expression. He took a deep breath and pointed his wand at her once more. “I meant every word of it. But not one word of it can ever be. Goodbye.” DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,690 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love by Oro4 reviews
Harry, after fighting Voldemort, wants to begin his life again. He wants to have someone by his side that will really make him happy. Who does he choose? HHR ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Delicious by Oro4 reviews
Draco finds out he has veela blood running through his veins. His senses lead him to his mate and he has to mark him or her or risk death. He recieves help in the most unlikely of people but also gets something he never anticipated. ONLY FOUR CHAPTERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,059 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silent III by Bitter Red Irony reviews
Final installment to the Silent Trilogy. Draco remembered the colour of coffee on cream tiles, and the bittersweet taste of coffee on her lips... HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thousand Quills by alp crim reviews
Hermione Granger finds it exceptionally difficult to keep track of her quills, and Blaise Zabini finds it oddly amusing to tease her. BZHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Converted Sensations by Tulips and Jill reviews
Hermione's hiding a terrible secret from even her closest friends. Late night rounds and cruel games reveal this secret to the one person who knows her the least. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,159 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter by Oro4 reviews
ONESHOT HHR Harry has 'manly' feelings for his best female friend. I leave this to your imagination folks and maybe I'll continue it
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silent II by Bitter Red Irony reviews
The second installment of the Silent Trilogy. The first time they kissed it was hidden under the shroud of darkness... HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Lovely New Change by Oro4 reviews
It's another one of my famous HHR fics! Hogwarts. Harry is having problems with Ginny and finds that Hermione is the only one for him. Seventh year Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tear You Apart by Kyra4 reviews
DMHG 7th Year. This story carries SERIOUS WARNINGS for dark themes. More specific warnings inside. Draco Malfoy is a bad boy. Draco Malfoy has a bad crush. Draco Malfoy is about to do some very bad things... COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,042 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/23/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking Sasuke by AkaiTsume reviews
A secret crush and a brooding boy in denial. The possibilities...SasuNaru ShonenAi, Canon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,919 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad to Worse by Kyra4 reviews
DMHG 7th year. Dark oneshot, heavy angst. More warnings in AN. Draco's day goes from bad to worse, to downright catastrophic. In a world where Polyjuice Potion can be bought and sold, he really should have known better than to believe his eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Silent I by Bitter Red Irony reviews
First installment of the Silent Trilogy. They came in everyday, ordered the same drinks and sat in silence... HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drawn To Intensity by Oro4 reviews
Draco and Hermione. Hermione get's promoted in her Auror position and can you guess who got stuck to be her partner? You guessed right! Draco Malfoy! With his constant advances, will Hermione be able to stay away forever? After Hogwarts, war, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Turning On Evil by Oro4 reviews
ONESHOT What happens when our favourite hero turns evil? What will Hermione do? And what of Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
AU HPHG by Oro4 reviews
Harry Potter is the Prince of Gryffindor. And it's his 17th birthday coming up. What will he get? A girl! HHR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Insanity by Courbures de Rouge reviews
Hermione Granger, Hogwarts Head Girl, has a huge problem; namely, Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy. But she's determined to fix that problem once and for all, no matter what it takes. One-shot; my first attempt at writing fanfic. Please read & review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Checkmate by Rurouni Star reviews
[DracoHermione][oneshot] War is oddly like a game of chess...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2004 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Fire and Ice by cyropi reviews
Hermione and Draco. Gryffindor and Slytherin. Muggleborn and Pureblood. Warm-hearted and frozen soul. Forced to work together, she shatters his beliefs with one well-placed question. And then the fun begins… (Complete)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,722 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/31/2002 - Published: 9/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete