ElliGordon
 Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Winx Club, Doctor Who, Thor, Once Upon a Time, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Torchwood, and Avengers. I am that girl,The one who likes book more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with what she loves and is obsessed with, who can express herself beter with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. --Mostly. I'm not a total antisocial, and I don't think people really insult me. Those things just struck a chord within me. I feel for everyone. ilovemorethanishould-- Please read it and repost God's love for us. Post this if you are weird and proud Post this if you love Harry Potter and don't care if you're called a nerd Post this if you are... different Post this if you don't care what anyone thinks of you Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. If you think Justin Bieber is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile-I cannot express this enough. You know that thing where Justin Bieber jumps off a building and 90% of girls are crying, 7% are inviting friends and eating popcorn and 3% push him off? Yeah, I'm in that 10%. If you don't like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana/Destiny Hope Cyrus/Whatever She's Calling Herself Now, copy and paste this into your profile. I kinda like some of her music but not everything…She sounds like a chipmunk! 93 percent (or something like that) of teenagers and children would go insane if the Jonas Brothers and Miley Cyrus were about to jump off a skyscraper and die. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 7 percent that would grab popcorn, a chair, and scream 'JUMP! JUMP! JUMP' 96 of 100 girls would have an emotional breakdown if Edward Cullen jumped off a cliff. 3 would be yelling at him to jump. 1 would push him off themselves. Add this if you would grab Justin Bieber and push them both off. "kill two birds with 1 stone!" The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. Yes I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go 6 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. And discover that #1 is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN -bold is things that I do- : 1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. 2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. 3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. 4.You know which pages the good parts are on. 5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms. 6.You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. 7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. 8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (I'm a mix between Athena, Poseidon, and Hermes...so I don't know which one) 9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. 10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. 11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. 12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. 13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. 14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. 15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. 16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. 17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. 18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” 19.On your trip toWashingtonD.C.you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. 20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21.You dream about PJO every night. 22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades?" a lot) 23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room 24.You know PJO better then most sane people 25.You have links to every great PJO site 26.You add things to the list every day 27.You know what you would do if you were Percy 28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!) 29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian) 30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work 31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood 32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' 33.You are trying to learn Greek(HAHA! YEAH!) 34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. 35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. 36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (I have a friend who's a blonde with gray eyes and her boyfriend has black hair and green eyes, I'M NOT KIDDING!) 37.You have an instant crush on Nico! 38.You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P) 39.You call up theCampHalf Bloodnumber in LT. 40.You want to learn Latin 42.You copy/paste this onto your profile 43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over 44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to 45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO 46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree 47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed 48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them 49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess 50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this 51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41 52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list 53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 54.You are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism!! The one and only religion If You 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile. Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE! Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, iliveinthetwilight, Sailor Light37, percabeth-you know you love it 98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85,iliveinthetwilight, Sailor Light37, percabeth-you know you love it If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Faithrose, Spell-A-Casters, Ayumi Elric, EmoNekoNinja, black.is.the.new.blood, Kuro-puuAndFaiLuvers, organization MA, max'sgirldtm13,feara7light, YokoTenshi-Chan, XFallenAngelXxX, percabeth-you know you love it If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you can't remember half the time what you were about to say, paste this to your profile. If you would kill to have wings, copy/paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile. If some people see you as dark and others see you as bright copy and paste this into your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Lonekit of ThunderClan, YokoTenhsi-chan, XFallenAngelXxX If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever had a random laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile, and add your name. KaidaThorn Gingerstar14 Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Lonekit of ThunderClan, YokoTenshi-chan, XFallenAngelXxX If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile. If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. DON'T FORGET TO ADD YOUR NAME! KaidaThorn, Gingerstar14, Pink Kitty Cat, Snowfeather, Lonekit of ThunderClan, YokoTenshi-chan, XFallenAngelXxX If you think Thornclaw deserves a mate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever hear item # songs and think of Warriors' characters, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN CALLED A BITCH COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like ShadowClan better than ThunderClan sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you just hate flamers period, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a clutz like me, copy and past this into your profile. 80 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 20 percent who hasnt copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS! If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrollable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T. V. every now and then to see if he will come out .(Yes this is the real Sam from Storms; Crossover Mania LOL) I LOVE ROXAS! Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you spar (fight) physically with someone and laugh the whole time, even if you get hit! Crazy Is when you find out a (semi) logical reason for talking to yourself. Crazy is when you start boxing a wall for no reason and laugh the whole time. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Rosethorn, Littlewhisker, Snowfeather, Lonekit of ThunderClan, YokoTenshi-chan, XFallenAngelXxX If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Littlewhisker... Snowfeather, Lonekit of ThunderClan, YokoTenshi-chan, XFallenAngelXxX If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile. If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 Percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you're random copy and paste this into your profile From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8118423151811) = 98 percent and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11141523125475) = 96 percent But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (120209202145) = 100 percent AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12152251567154) = 101 percent. Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top! Now, here's my challenge to you, if you think that this is remotely important, or even interesting, copy and paste this onto your profile, the more people that see this, the more likely someone will realize what (or Who, more rather), is missing in their life's equation. Help spread the cause. Let me know if you did this too, I'm interested to see how many people are willing to speak up. Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile This next bit here is the cutest, sadest thing ever... Seriously, I almost cried. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or Something to note: 'Liar, liar pants on fire' translated into French and then back into English is: 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? So what's the speed of dark? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why does an "X" stand for a kiss? Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ? Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why are there so many "why" questions? :Personality quiz!: Q1: what do you do during the weekends? A1: sleep A2: play with friends A3: read A4: go around the street and say “yo, dawg, wats up, my man?” A5: huddle in a corner and be emo Q2: when you get a project, what do you do? A1: procrastinate A2: copy from my friend that’s in another class A3: do a little of it a day and end up finishing it four days early A4: forget it. I’m gonna’ show my teacher that she has nothin’ on me and so I’ll fail not doing anything A5: what project? Q3: you have a dog, what is it? A1: greyhound. There just like me, they’ll lay on a couch and sleep but have random burst of energy A2: a lab. They hunt so I don't need to buy food A3: golden retrievers. They always make a good team A4: pit bull. ‘cause they kick tail A4: I wanna’ Persian! meow Q4: which of the following is like you? A1: Homer Simpson A2: J.D. Yay for Scrubs! A3: Cooro (I'm not sure but I think it's from Anima) A4: Billy the Kid A5: Santa Bob, the molester! Q5: if you could live in any of the following, which one would it be? A1: a place where the grub’s free and the bed’s cheap A2: in my friend’s basement A3: get a house in a nice suburb that’s two stories A4: fancy house made of marble A5: huge mansion, but everyday I go to a cardboard box on the street and pretend to be homeless Q6: why the heck are you taking this? A1: just ‘cause I’m bored A2: my bff told me about it A3: I’m reading the profile and it happens to be here A4: stfu! A5: I’ve been possessed and the shadows tell me to RESULTS: If you answered more “A1” answers, you’re a lazy bum. If you answered more “A2” answers, you’re dependant of your friends, but have an abundant amount of them. If you answered more “A3” answers you’re probably a normal person that is quiet and frank. If you answered more “A4” answers you’re a gangster or a wannabe. If you answered more “A5” answers you’re a random or a foolish person. Name Stuff... Uhm... Stuff 1. Your real name: not gonna say it, but my nickname is Pricilla 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Alicpirxl 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Pri-izzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): purple Stag (wow. Isn't that an anime?) 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middlename and the street you live on): Eugenia Sugar 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first): Priarn (sounds like Star Wars all right!) 7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Maggie (awkward. O.O) Warning: You must look at one line only at a time or else it won't work There are Only Five Truths in Life. 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it. 3. You are now smiling like an idiot. 4. You are thinking of sending this to a friend. 5. You STILL have that goofy smile on your face. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. RULES: copy this into your profile and bold all of the following that apply to you: I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin. I'M A CRAFTSMAN, so I must be crude and poor. I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake Im' FRENCH so I MUST smoke cigarettes and wear barrets PLEASE post the following 3 things and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!! Month One- Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby. -Month Two- Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here. -Month Three- You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me. -Month Four- Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. -Month Five- You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? -Month Six- I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!! -Month Seven- Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong? Every abortion is just.. One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak Johnny Brought A Gun To School Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile You ARE obsessed with Harry Potter if... 1. Whenever you see a painting of fruit, you tickle the pear. 2. You've figured out that the "secret" phone number to get into the Ministry of Magic, 62442, spells "magic"! 3. When in a fight/argument with someone, you often shout "AVADA KEDAVRA"! 4. You have attempted to fly on a broom. 5. You can sing the sorting hats song. 6. When late to class, you blame it on the changing staircases. 7. You call your dog of mixed breed a "mudblood." 8. You are immediately suspicious of anyone who is sick on the day of a full moon. 9. You can never trust someone with the last name "Riddle". 10. You've taken the time to figure out that "Tom Marvolo Riddle" actually does work as an anagram with "I am Lord Voldemort." 11. When it's dark, you instinctively say "Lumos." 12. You've dreamed of hallways with locked doors.. 13. A part of you died when your letter from Hogwarts didn't come. 14. You often remark "Curious, very curious." In a mysterious voice. 15. You are to scared to eat jelly beans. 16. Harry Potter Puppet Pals are your favorite things to watch on Youtube. 17. Whenever you hear a "CRACK", you spin around to try and figure out who just apparated/disapparated. 18. At some point in your life you've dressed up as a Harry Potter character. 19. While being questioned, you simply state that "Mars is bright tonight." 20. You have had a crush on any HP character. 21. You finished the seventh Harry Potter book less than twenty four hours after it came out... 22. ...and then you read it again. 23. Last time you went to the hospital, it was because you jumped into the fireplace. 24. When you encounter someone mean, you glance at their forearms... just to make sure they're not a Death Eater. 25. You actually took the time to read this. Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (My friend and I both did at the same time...in the middle of the school hallway) -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (Yep :-D) -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” (Haven't seen one yet, but when I do, I will) -Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. (Not controlling water...talk to owls though...that's another matter... -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (I just looked up Long Island and there was this one spot where everything is a darker green than everything else) -Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. (Oh, heck yeah. I never sit still, I have a short attention span and I am convinced I need reading glasses [Edit: I actually DO need glasses...]) -You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. (Especially page 203 in BotL) -When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (My PJO obsessed BFF never argues with me about PJO) -You have dreams about PJO characters/events. (My dreams usually have something to do with PJO) -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be -You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (Yes, my friend Kimmi was saying how she had a crush on Percy and the kid sitting behind us asked who Percy was. I “passed out” on the seat. And then, Kimmi poked me and was like, “I think you killed her. Oh well.” I have such loving friends.) -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (guilty) -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of -You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Annabeth: She is a very good fighter and she never gives up... Athena: She always has a plan (that works). Aphrodite: I do NOT want to be stuck all love-dovey for all eternity. Also, she is VERY occupied with Percabeth, so I don't want to waste her time. Zeus (broke the streak of a's): He has a big lightning bolt. -You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (I am always thinking about PJO) -You give all your siblings god parents (Don't have any siblings, so just random classmates) -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (I won! Yay!) -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Rick Riordan has random things on his site) -You still think Thuke could happen. (EWWWW! Thalia Luke = gross. Thalia Nico = true love) -You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. -You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. (I have got to write a story on this...) -Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. -You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (don't have to, I have it memorized) -You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations. (I don't really use it because the only person I talk to doesn't understand it) -You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (Yeah, quietly) -When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I have any experience) -You go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. when the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that your a demigod. (I will when I go to New York) -You put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth -You curse out the gods when something bad happens. (Yeah, I blame them for EVERYTHING! "Poseidon, why do you hate Japan?" "Zeus, why do you hate me?" "Aphrodite, I hate you." "Demeter, why do you hate me?") -You swear that Percy is real and lives in New York no matter how much you friends say it isn’t true. (The only person I talk to about PJO agrees with me) -You watch the movie and read the book every chance you get. (Not the movie) -You claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York. (I took the test in the Ultimate Guide, and I got definitely a demigod) -You go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him. -You look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days. -You try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy. -Every time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon (Curse you Poseidon! What is wrong with New Zealand...And Haiti...And Japan?) -Every time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades. -You talk about them nonstop. (I am such a nerd) -You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. -You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. (Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are totally daughters of Apollo) -Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… -You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Weird: I was only like 7 and I had never read Percy Jackson and I was praying to Poseidon while I was on a boat) -You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. -You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. -You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (I hate you, Aphrodite) -You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). (Yeah, I heart Obama) -You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? x) -Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. -When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. -You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies -Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. -You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man. -Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Every morning in Computer lab) -You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. -And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. -You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Don't need him to I've got my Daddy) -When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" -You cried when you finished TLO -You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth -Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page -You're in love with a fictional character -You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO (Every single day!) -You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series (I made a necklace) -You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (24/7) -If you want to push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff (How dare [lol] she get in the way of Percabeth! But I don't want to push her off a cliff, she's awesome!) -You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. (I got the cutest owl necklace...with matching earrings. I wear them 24/7) -You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. -You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. -You know which pages the good parts are on. (203!) -You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (Don't Forget About Us by Mariah Carey is one of my favorite songs) -You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. -You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena) -You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. -You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. -You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. -You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (Technically, I don't have to take notes in math, since I'm in Pre-algebra and because I'm so far ahead in our Buckle Down books) -You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. -You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. -Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (More like 6 times a day) -You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. -You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (There is always some reference) -The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (Every single new kid) -On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. -You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. -You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (LOTS) -You know PJO better then most sane people (PJO fans are sane. People who say PJO is awful are going to be thrown in a mental hospital) -You have links to every great PJO site (Yep) -You add things to the list every day (Hehe) -You know what you would do if you were Percy (Oh yeah...) -You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Thalia saves Nico from being evil. How romantic!) -At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian. I finished it in eight hours) -You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (Too bad I live in AZ where it NEVER rains and I don't have a drachma) -For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood -Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' (I am a daughter of Athena, my cousin is a daughter of Apollo) -You are trying to learn Greek (Yeah, I ripped up my math notebook just so I could have a notebook for it. But I am really good at it!) -You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (No, I bring one with me) -Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. (Including Ancient Greek) -You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes -You have an instant crush on Nico! (Oh HELL Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) -You just have to research more about Greek mythology (Between books and random websites, I am an expert at Greek Mythology) -You call up the Camp Half-Blood number in LT. (I tried this! I forgot what happened though...I will try again though!) -You want to learn Latin -You copy/paste this onto your profile (duh) -About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over -You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to (Yep. Athena all the time) -You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (All them do) -Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree (Several. I admit it willingly) -A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed -You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess. (Kay, half my stuff has "Daughter of Athena" on it.) -You’re nodding and smiling when you read this. (Yes) -You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things (80. I rock) -You are so obsessed with PJO and the couple Percy/Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabethism! (Percabeth comes in third to only Zarter and Tratie!) Which are you more like (Bold the ones that apply to you) YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 13 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 9...I AM a girl! I swear on the River Styx!!!! Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." (I want a guy like that!!! Too bad most of them are jerks who like to mess with us girls for fun...gr...) You Know You’re a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (Actually, I’ve pulled an all-nighter for a book once (The Throne of Fire…so worth it)) You write fanfictions about the book. (what do you think this account is for?) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (yeah!) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (not yet, but I probably will soon) Everything reminds you of the book. (yes) You quote random lines all the time. (yes) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (no, but I have a bunch in my computer desktop) You've got a book memorized. (yes I read it so much that I just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, then chapters, and then books) You've read a book more than five times. (Five? I've read it more than ten.) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (twelve hours!) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (no... well, sometimes, if it's a character I really like (R.I.P Tonks, Fred, Remus, Silena, Bianca, Rue, Prim etc…) I am planning to TP Rick Riordan’s house if he doesn’t put Zarter in the next book…and tie him to his chair and force him to rewrite it with more Zarter) You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (no- I wouldn't murder a character, and plus, Leo's single ;)!) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes) You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (yes) Your idol is a character from a book (yeah, while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, I look up to book characters, like Annabeth Chase, Zia Rashid, Hermione Granger, Luna Lovegood, Ginny Weasley...this could go on and on...) and authors.). I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page. You say "Those girls were mean to me." Your big sister says "They're jealous of how wonderful you are, sis." You say "That boy broke my heart." Your big sister says "I'll break his face." You say "I feel lonely. I don't have any friends." Your big sister says "You're never alone. I'm always your friend." You say "I'm scared." Your big sister says "I'll protect you." You say "I can't do it." Your big sister says "Try again." You say "But it's too hard." Your big sister says "I believe in you." You say "What if I fall?" Your big sister says "I'll always be there to catch you." ... And she always is. Copy and paste this to your profile if you love your older sister as much as I love mine. •) .•).•) .•) Some of my favorite, slightly random quotes. "Let us find the dam snack bar" -Zoe, from The Titan's Curse by Rick Riordan Water bottle.-me, inside joke w/XFallenAngelXxX FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS Friend: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. Best friend: Calls your parents Mom and Dad Friend: Laughs at your jokes when they're funny Best friend: Laughs at you're jokes when they're not funny Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Best friend: Has a closet full of your stuff Friend: Always gets you a nice birthday present Best friend: Gives you stuff even when it's not your birthday Friend: Only knows a few things about you Best friend: Could write a whole biography on you Friend: Would ignore this Best friend: Would re-post this, SO DO IT NOW!! THANKS FRIEND!!! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A good friend helps you find your prince. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A good friend will offer you a soda. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A good friend will help you move. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend has never seen you cry. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A good friend knows a few things about you. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. When she walks away from you mad, follow her Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! “Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.” “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that. Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me? I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Life sucks and then you die. Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" I smile because I have no idea what’s going on! Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don’t obsess! I think intensely. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else” “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “If you know me, chances are you hate me.” Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Set sail in a general that way direction. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later. Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! Percabeth-you know you love it Girl #1- I love Greek Mytholagy Girl #2- I hate mytholagy Girl #1- Do you like to learn? Girl #2- Not really Girl #1- Do you like school? Girl #2- No. Girl #1- Do you like to read? Girl #2- Yes Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumass and one step below ideot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousend light years from genus. I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. -This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile WHY BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack. Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well, of course she did, everyone did! Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time. Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater. Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes." Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing. The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to Ashley's dead body was a note. A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you, Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us. Always with you, Ashley. Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. michael 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, and yellow? blue 3. Your first initial? p 4. Your month of birth? march 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? white 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. Rachel 7. Your favorite number? 7 8. Do you like California of Florida more? California 9. Do you like the lake or ocean more? ocean 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.) I want to become a world famous actress Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don't cheat!) The Answers 1. You are completely in love with this person.(no way! he's one of my good friends!0 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and you life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.(dont have a sig other) Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If you're initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.(so true. im vrey loving and passionate, and I have alot of friends) L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If You were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.(i feel so loved now!) 6. This person is your best friend.(so true.) 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.(I have so many more, but that is tha number of bffl I have) 8. If you choose... California: You like adventure.(kinda. I only chose it becausee I havent been to Florida.) Florida: You are a laidback person. 9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.(so true) 10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. Without GOD, our week would be: Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Fightday, Shatterday. Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD. Seven days without GOD will make one weak. 3 kids met in kindergarton. One was Matt. The second was a boy named Daniel. The third was a girl named Riley. They all promised to be friends and always hung out with each other. When they were in the 3rd grade they promised to always be there for each other. But then it changed. On the way to Sixth grade Matt and Daniel both had to move away leaving a very upset Riley. She cried at her best freinds leaving her. Matt moved to Califournia while Daniel moved to Missouri. When she was 16 she just got dumped by her boyfreind so Riley was upset. She was on a bench in Central Park New York when a familiar boy came up. "Why are you crying?" he asked. Riley was a bruntette girl, who could be considered hot. She had freckles and brown eyes. The boy also was a brunette, but he had green eyes. She thought he looked familiar. "Why do you care?" She asked. He looked hurt by this. "Well, i was just making sure you were ok." He asked with genuine concern in his eyes. Riley noticed this and looked at him. "What's your name?" She asked. "Daniel." he answered. She gasped. "Daniel? It's me Riley." She was now crying in happiness. He looked shocked, then he hugged her. "I promised i'd always be here for you." he said. She smiled. "But Matt isn't." She was lookign at Daniel. "But your wrong. He's moving back too. Next year he'll be back." Daniel hugged her again. Riley was happy and asked if he was doing anything. He just laughed. "Except for roaming Central park then no." Then she told him of a really greta movie. "Sure i'll go with you." And then they became best freinds. Daniel was always there for Riley when she needed him. When they were 20 Daniel asked Riley out. She agreed and they dated until they got married. Matt had come back a year after Daniel and started to date another girl. One day Riley asked why he came back. "I made a promise. A promise i would keep." If this story wamrs you heart then Copy and Paste it into your profile. If it doesn't then forget about it. Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet tkings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son... Then copy and paste this to your profile... If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." I blieve in god not because of the Bible, but becuase of my heart. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. FactsOfLife Being mature is overrated. Being weird is like being normal, only better. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it. Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why. Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history. If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out. To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . . We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves. Life was so simple when boys had cooties! Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL! Really Dumb Store labels: On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile PERCABETH FOREVER!! IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! LONG LIVE THE GODS!! NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws. What you call being "too lazy to review" is what we call "a flame to the pages" as the writers. That one minute or two that you felt "too lazy" to review is another minute of creeping discouragement that all writers feel as they begin to think... "Why am I even here…?" "What's even the point of continuing?" "My skills must be terrible…no one cares for my story…" "I'll never be a good writer...I quit." These are only a few thoughts that go through every writer's head- that go through MY head- when we put out a chapter / story with all our heart and soul within, and we sit there…and sit…and wait…and not a single person says even a word. If you're not a writer, you have NO IDEA how much that hurts… If you ARE a writer, then I'm sure you know just how great it feels when someone is kind enough to leave a heartwarming and encouraging review, and you read it, smiling while thinking…"Wow…I did it…" So, why not give fellow writers the same luxury here? Too many times I've seen epic and utterly beautiful works of literary art fall to pieces before finally being abandoned due to the terrible discouragement that the lack of reviews can cause. Sometimes, it is so severe that the very writer himself decides to quit, denying the world his skills of writing that I'm it would have deeply enjoyed. So… Just one minute, that's all it takes. Just a few gentle taps of the fingers on your keyboard, a few seconds or so of your time, and your words can SAVE a writer from a dark demise. Do me a favor: Go find a story, ANY story, anywhere here on Fanfic,net, and see if you can help it. If it has very little / no reviews at all, just check it out, and say whatever comes to mind. And enjoy the thought in mind that you could have just SAVED that story, with just a few taps of the keyboard… If you agree with what I have said then please copy and paste any part of this story you wish onto your profile. A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile: there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't. dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future. the rules only apply if you get caught. some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs. "I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." "Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film." "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile TO ALL MY FRIENDS: 1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 3. When you are confused, I will use little words. 4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. 6.You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... 7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. WHAT AM I? PREP You own a cell phone. GOTHIC Black is one of your favorite colors. You wear chains. You've shopped at Hot Topic. Your hair was/is dark. PUNK You can skateboard You hate/dislike preps. GEEK You love the computer. EMO You cut yourself over depression You cry easily You like emo music. You hate being called emo. GHETTO/GANGSTA You like rap. You are/was in a gang. You have freestyled. Total : 1 HARDCORE/SCENE You like loud music ATHLETIC You watch/watched the Superbowl. Girls Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him. Matthew Henry If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. J. D. Salinger Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on! Fun Quotes! Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity. (No, really, you're not annoying) I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES! Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly. Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over. When Life gives you lemons, turn them into apples and leave people wondering how the heck you did it! When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy. I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works. I didn't trip. I was simply hugging the floor. Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary. When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Wouldn't that hurt your foot more than your computer?) Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet? Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more! (I love this one!) Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway! Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that. He who laughs last didn't get the joke. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! (And I'm not afraid to admit it!) It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to punch the person square in the face. If you can't convince them, confuse them. When life gives you skittles, chuck them at people's faces and say, "Taste the freakin rainbow!" Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia (Are you sure?) Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm h ot. Thanks for embracing it Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed (What else would I do with an apple? Eat it?) A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." (Douglas Adams writes some of the craziest stories) I didn't loose my brain, I sold it on Ebay! *smiles happily* I don't obsess! I think intensely. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. (It will be painful!) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you'Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.ve ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into your profile. If you constantly forget what you're saying or are about to say, and i mean CONSTANTLY, copy this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, two reviews, copy this into your profile. You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattison I'll say "is Cedric Diggory" You say Robert Pattison is hot I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward I think that’s Ron and Hermione This is absolutely hilarious!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" 1) When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons and ask for your oranges again! 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it 3) Whoever said 'Nothing's impossible,' obviously never tried to slam a revolving door! 4) I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, Kill me? 5) Love your enimies...it makes them SO mad! 6) You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder! 7) God made Adam. Then said "I can do better." Then he made Eve. Your a book-aholic if... You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else in the entire world) to read it. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character. (This is SO me!) 98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!" Sorry, I'm getting into lots of quotes...its just so friggin funny? Agree, agree? If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile. If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. ( I LOST!!) If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile. If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. (yep, and successfully knocked them down then I asked them why they were in my way. ) I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes. I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong. I see Normal people! QUICK!! Take a picture!! Slinky Escalator = Endless fun They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP MILEY JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField, TeamComrade, Katelyn Goode, GallagherGirl459, vampire13eb, percabeth-you know you love it This is a true story: Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad (add this to your profile if your against child abuse) If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile. If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Did you know: Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') You live off of sugar and caffeine (not caffine...but sugar!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your celing. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated If you post ths on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will rewarded. A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - girl - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you. Best FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Best FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. Best FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Best FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!! Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. (Aren't they all?) I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom,xXDemonic-AngelicXx,becky199756 IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. ABORTION (FlYgurl. Everything underneath is hers unless I say ot PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: Would have this on their profile already herwise or its mine!) Guy No. 1 - Hey, Guy No. 2! I just met some awesome new friends, and we're off to bomb some abortion clinics! Wanna help? Guy No. 2 - Of course not! Why would you get involved in something so awful? Guy No. 1 - Don't you know what happens at abortion clinics? THEY KILL BABIES!!! And Jesus LOVES babies! Guy No. 2 - So assuming for the sake of argument that those fetuses are full persons with souls and everything, what do you think happens to them after they are aborted? Guy No. 1 - Well, they go to Heaven of course. They're just innocent babies, after all. Guy No. 2 - Right! Now imagine if all those fetuses got to live their whole lives. At least some of them would end up being nonbelievers and go to Hell, right? So if the goal is to maximize the number of people who get sent to Heaven, then abortion is a good thing! Guy No. 1 - So... you're saying... that Jesus loves abortion? Guy No. 2 - Exactly! ABORTION: SEND YOUR UNBORN CHILD TO HEAVEN TODAY! IT'S WHAT JESUS WOULD DO! I DO NOT AGREE WITH THIS! JESUS HATES ABORTIONS SHITHEADS! WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU THINK SUCH THINGS! Johnny Brought A Gun To School Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! Well, I guess I'm a best friend. Are you? 5 Truths of Life. 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face Something every person looks for in another person: Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. You burn food to see if it smells good. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case… Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!). You know Muse is the best singers. Get it, the Nine Muses?? Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. You sometimes try to control water. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is You are a PJO character for Halloween. Recite lines randomly from the books. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (It has happened). You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. You give all your siblings god parents You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. You still think Thuke could happen. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes! You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Don’t hurt me Athena). You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. You get other people obsessed. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the fifth book. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. o Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”iBookworm-chan You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" iBookworm-chan When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. olympianchef213 You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. olympianchef213 You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" olympianchef213 You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. olympianchef213 You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Athena or Poseidon) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods") You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (Absaloutly NOT!) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I just need to find a golden drachama) You give friends and youself a godly parent, You are trying to learn Greek (And succeding!!) You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy You have an instant crush on Nico! (Hades NO!) You just have to research more about greek mythology You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You call yourself a demigod You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. T You ran down your street/through the park with a plastic sword/stick screraming gor Olympus/god or goddess. (Poseidon) T When your mad at your parents you tell them you'd rather be god/goddess you hate's kid. (Ares) T When you hear about an earthquake on the news you start scolding Poseidon. T You try to talk to horses telepathically. And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS! 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! When life you Lemons When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons? When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and watch the world wonder how. When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. When Life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. When life gives you lemons, chunck them at the people you hate. When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. Male Pick-Up Lines, and Witty Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Girls, repost this if you would reply like this, guys, if you laughed while reading it -90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile -Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. I'mDifferent- GetOverIt is right. We need to raise awareness. Cancer has been spread all over the world, even a grade 5 teacher at my school had it, and his mouth is now in a diagonal shape, and I want to raise awareness to. I, CG50,GoL, join this group, to raise awareness, and I think a song called hands by JEWEL would work, discribing this. This is terror, if I had all the money in the world, I wouldn't use it to buy stuff, no, but give the money to the Terry Fox Foundation, a foundation that is now currently trying to find a cure for cancer, and WWF, to ave the environment. WE, and i mean WE, can raise awareness, stop it in its tracks, we all can do this. If you believe in this, copy this whole thing and I'mDifferent-GetOverIt, and sign your name here: Chinese girl 50, goddess of lakes, Percabeth-you know you love it, Raise Awareness. Stop cancer. Do it for us, you, me, everyone. Do it, to achieve Terry Fox's dream, for the whole world. Please. Stop this, now, and we can have a better future. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on! ••) .•).•.•) .•) (.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap! I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, Paste this to your profile if you agree with every one of these Lines that Make You Smile 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 5. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. 6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing. 10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine. 12. God must love stupid people; He made so many. 13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it! 17. Wrinkled Was NOT One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up! 18. Procrastinate Now! 19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? 20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 21. A journey of a thousand miles must, begin with a cash advance. 22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! 23. He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless DEAD. 24. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory. 25. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig. 26. The trouble with life is there's no background music. 27. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. 28. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on. The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you." I love these things... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A good friend helps you up when you fall. A good friend helps you find your prince. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A good friend will offer you a soda. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A good friend will help you move. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A good friend has never seen you cry. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A good friend knows a few things about you. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it GMAD info for whoever needs it ElliGordon Healer of the GMAD Dragon Rider, Archer, Sorcerer, and Warrior/viking |
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