I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.

It wasn't enough to have to deal with the Thalmor, the Falmer, and all his other enemies. Now he had to deal with the antics of a blond boy, too.

Whoever said death is nothing to be afraid of have likely lived a full life. Though, I suppose the same could be said for the reverse. Those who fear death have never truly lived, but I'm getting a little ahead of myself. My name is Kasa, the idiot who doesn't know how to die properly. And let me tell you, dying hurts. OC Self-insert COMPLETE

Harry was never the only person with a penchant for tripping into the most absurd of situations. Reincarnated!Hermione. Somewhat darker than the usual take on Naruto. Political machinations. Character progression. Strong friendship, no romance.

Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen.

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R. Complete.

Carried to the far end of the Galaxy by the veil in the Department of Mysteries, Harry Potter becomes a veritable stranger in a strange land. But all the obstacles he has faced pale in comparison to the Cylon menace. Starts in the middle of Harry's fifth year and roughly eleven years before the fall of the Twelve Colonies.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Reincarnation isn't always like it is in the fanfictions. Sometimes, you end up in a body you would never expect to have ended up in. Sometimes, you end up in a body, that is completely wrong. SI OC

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.

AU. In 1945, Ernest Littlefield ventures through the Stargate and manages to convey that he is alive via a radio set. This, coupled with a more intact Heliopolis, result in the development of the Stargate Initiative, dedicated to using the stargate for the benefit of the USA and mankind.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Kushina wants a baby girl, and what Kushina wants Kushina gets. For a scrawny orphan with dreams too big, pink or blue really don't matter. Gaara of the Sand may be a fearsome shinobi at fifteen, but nobody ever said he was a pro at weathering life, puberty, and the politics of physical union between states. AU. Naruto with Kushina's chakra chain and barrier power. Gaanaru.

Kakashi listens to Madara as he revels the truth behind the Massacre before finding himself back in time. Now he must come up with a plan to make a better future for everyone he cares about. By helping his team become stronger and bonding with his generation, will Kakashi succeed? Story of team-bonding, second chances and friendship. Team Minato Fic.

After Six Years in the Land of swords and sorcery of Elder Tales, the wake up finally back, but they returned as more than what they were when they left. As Adventurers.

Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?

A UNSC battle group, led by an experimental battleship, end up stuck in the middle of a bitter war between Stargate Command and the Goa'uld. Will the Veterans from one war of survival be able to stop the insidious parasites and the other bad guys that follow after them?

Jack O'Neill's one-time best friend had sacrificed himself while helping to save Earth from a black hole. But was he really gone? The past be damned; Jack wasn't about to leave Frank Cromwell behind if he could help it. Lost on a planet in rebellion against the Goa'uld, Cromwell makes a shocking discovery as he seeks the way home. AU, Tok'ra. "By Honor Bound", Book 1

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

"Life is a chaotic system, change one variable the results become unpredictable" And one fateful encounter with a powerful Librarian has changed all the variables in Naruto's life. Witness the rise, and trip, and rise again, and sit back down because getting up too quickly does weird things to the head, and eventual ascendancy of UZU-flippin'-MAKI NARUTO!

It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

A foul-mouthed, snarky and genre savvy jaywalker finds herself decorating the asphalt and reborn into a stratocracy where child soldiers are the norm. People she comes to care for will die and she's unwilling to play the hero… but as Kurenai, maybe she has to. Or not. [SI]

Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.

I have always wanted to see the Stargate program go public. This story begins just after the movie and ends just before the revelation. There are three major plotlines: the formation of the SGC, the difficulties faced by the people of Abydos, and Apophis. AU with mostly CC. A bit darker than the series, but not by much. Rated "T" for violence and some swearing.

AU, The last person in the world you'd want as your father was Orochimaru—but that's who I ended up getting as a dad anyway... I think I was better off dead. Self-Insert, SI / OC.

The second she realized she was in the world of Naruto, Rae swore she wouldn't interfere. Even so, looking at the shivering 8-year-old before her, she couldn't help but hold him close. It's not like one friend will change anything, right? T for violence and some language.

Welcome to a world of disillusion. Welcome to a world of bloody revolution. Welcome to Earth. RWBY is arriving, and now fans of the show might be the only hope of getting the team back together. If it's even possible. Act 5: The New World

Naruto is determined to bring Sasuke back to Konoha. However, someone he didn't expect wants to help. NarutoxTayuya.

The Queen of Blades isn't someone a five years old child can easily forget, selective amnesia or not. As Naruto grows up, it becomes harder and harder to make out where she ends and he begins. The gift she leaves in his body doesn't exactly escape the notice of the ninja world either. Mild Starcraft 1 & 2 crossover. Infested Naruto.

On the night Naruto stole the Scroll of Seals he unlocked a additional power that turns his world into a game and will use it to fulfill his dreams. When one has a goal you can accomplish anything. Naruto with The Gamer elements fused in. Chapter 17 is now up.

The creation of an ascended being puts a strain on reality. A little too much effort on his part or even just a slight loss of control may very well result in a tear—a warping of time and space itself. Unfortunately, Naruto and Sasuke have to pay the consequences. [Time-Travel. Warring Clans Era. No Yaoi. No Bashing.]

Trapped in darkness, Kakashi refuses to leave ANBU. Years later, as the commander, he is ordered to train three utterly useless genin into competent shinobi.

In a world where modern physics and chakra are seemingly irreconcilable, fifteen-year-old Haruno Sakura graduates as a first-grade genin with the year's highest academic scores and is thrust into a world more complex and a lot less nice than she would have thought at first. AU. Volume one of a planned trilogy. Ch 8, Ignition 1.

Time Travel is harder than it looks. A desperate research programme (by the Fuin Kenkyu Shotai - Sealing Research Group) in a devastated Konoha results in the ability to send back a message, but it is received by an unexpected person. Crackfic-ish, no apologies.

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

The fabric of time and space is more delicate than one would imagine, especially when seals are practically made to tear a hole in their workings. The traveller in question isn't exactly whooping for joy to be in the past. And five-year old Jiraiya certainly hadn't expected to stumble upon the enigma known as Uzumaki Naruto. Timetravel.

Following "Gauntlet" and SGU's conclusion, I decided to write my take on a continuation of the show, starting with, obviously, the resolution of the scenario at the end of Gauntlet. It starts slow, but it should get better. Spoilery summary inside.

Jack O'Neill and Angus MacGyver. Twin brothers, separated from each other as young children. This is their life. How they were born, separated, and eventually reunited.

Jack Carter and Jo Lupo get sent to Cheyenne Mountain by GD, and they meet old friends, family...and- What are you doing out of Jail!

AU, no bijuu, follows "Fox Moon". Naruto has secrets and Sasuke wants to please his father. Oh, and there's Orochimaru, plotting Kitsune, unfortunate werewolves, assorted demons, mysterious elders, simmering tensions, attempted murder, unhappy mothers...

Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…

Jack Carter had never been all that close with his cousin Sam.

You and a guest are cordially invited to a symposium on The Legacy of General John Connor to be held at Oxford University March 11, 2459. A panel of noted historians will debate the subject and answer your questions. Reception follows. RSVP Cameron/John