KissyFithide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter. Hullo! Big ff.net fan, and this is the very first time i've posted anything on here. Sorry to say it's a movie parody, so no original stories, but I wanted to get my toes a bit wet before I dive in all the way. Thanks a bunch for taking the time to read my stuff!P.S. Please feel free to IM me ANYTIME. I write a lot of my fics at school or at the pool where I am managing this summer (it pays to have a laptop and tons of free time...and lifeguards who LOVE I T if you don't bother them!) so find me as kissyfitfanfic and yell at me (or tell me u love me...) Kissy* |
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Blood of Mud, Wing of Bat by whippy reviews
Two decades post-Hogwarts, Hermione is married to Chudley Cannons Beater Ron Weasley and working for successful inventor Sibyll Trelawney. Then she is asked to work with Draco Malfoy. Can her job and marriage survive the test?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 53 - Words: 193,455 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 2/8/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Legend of Guilly Granger by Priah reviews
Com After Voldy's defeat, the world of Hogwarts' students seems to drastically change. Abandoned by their peers, two people, one sadistic, the other sarcastic, decide to stick together and slake their thirst for mortifying revenge. Humor, DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 199,391 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Temporary Insanity by arbitrary reviews
Don't dip your quill in the company ink... I should have known better than to get involved with my boss, but who knew would lead to me, back on the job market, and Malfoy with a job offer I couldn't refuse? literally. I'm back!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 84,419 - Reviews: 2311 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,030 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Final Answer by Xaared reviews
Perversion, sarcasm, complete dysfunction: Trying his best to make it through sixth year alive, Draco goes rather insane with everything from Titanic and gay men to love for Hermy (he doesn't even know about it!)...What else is there to say?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,290 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Inclination by Smashed Sunshine reviews
Chapter 10 up: Sequel to 'Tomorrows Yesterday'. Hermione Granger has a new life ahead of her and is trying to put behind her the past. That is until the past comes back to bite her...Will Draco let her slip through his fingers again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,863 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/25/2005 - Published: 12/5/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Curse That Went Awry by Skittering Hot Magenta reviews
Obviously, you're the walrus, Granger." "Wait, why am I the walrus?" "Because there obviously can't be two carpenters." "Can you do anything with wood, Malfoy?" "No, but that's beside the point." "Ugh..." Read and review, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,484 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco's Inheritance by Plastraa reviews
HermDraco Hermione Granger has made some mistakes but none worse than this, she owes Draco Malfoy a favor, and he is only too happy to collect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,723 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/27/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hogwarts Reunion by Spaced Out Space Cadet reviews
Completed Hogwarts has a reunion that results in an unexpected marriage with unexpected results, Better that it sounds, I promise! HrDr eventually!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,361 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One More Night With You by Devilzzz reviews
Hermione and Harry are forbidden to act on their love as the effect of Ron's death. However...one shocking revaluation is going to change their lives. Chapter four up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
Having Fun With The Devil by Devilzzz reviews
*Completed* Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are in their sixth year and starting a dangerous new game of war. They compete against each other in seduction, and sexual harassment is always welcome. But what happens when things go extreme?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,095 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 2/18/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Sidewalks reviews
...running away from the streets we knew. Ten years is a long time to ask for forgiveness. Ten years is a long time to learn how to feel. Draco Malfoy has spent ten years regretting his sixth year. Hermione Granger has spent ten years looking for her
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
When Draco Met Hermione reviews
UPDATED! ONe more chapter to go! AU FIC: A parody of When Harry Met Sally. Draco and Hermione meet for the first time after muggle college and begin a lovehate relationship that spans ten years....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,793 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 6/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
VERSACELF reviews
DO NOT READ. STORY IS ALL JUMBLED UP. UNDER CONSTRUCTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 59,678 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sugar High reviews
Parody of EMPIRE RECORDS with all your fave HP Characters..minus the fabulous soundtrack. UPDATED FINALLY AFTER SOOO LONG!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,680 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2004 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.