Ho, ho, ho, everyone! A Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanzaa, and Happy Three Kings Day to you all from Jinso Claus! I have officially decided that, with much input from Jin (Can I get a fucking thank you in there?!), I will rename myself Jinso Claus for the weeks before, during, and after Christmas every year! Merry Christmas, everyone! (And a happy fucking New Year!)

AUTHOR PROFILE
Name: Jinso or Jinsokuna (Not my real name)

Other Aliases: Etma the Good Hearted, Ectheldor, Savan Phellan

Names You are Allowed to Call Me: Jinso, Jinso-kun, Kitsune-sama, Jinso-sama, any of my known aliases, or J-san.

Names You are Not Allowed to Call Me: Jinso-koi (unless i mutually love you or allow you (just send me a PM asking in case of the latter)), Jinso-dokyun (dumbass), or any derogatory term.

What Will Happen if You Call Me One of Those: I will borrow a K-9 unit, and have it bite your balls off. If you're a girl, I'll have it tear your breasts off. Ya dig?

Age: Somewhere from 0 to Infinity and Beyond

Birthday: January 28th (Not telling the year)

Location: North Carolina

Race: White

Species: Dragon/Elf Hybrid

Favorite Weapon: Myself (Ever played the Prototype video game series? )

Favorite Colors: 1st: Black 2nd: Maroon 3rd: Silver

Favorite Music Genre: Rock

Favorite Video Game Weapon: Master Sword (Beware my blade, villainous scum!)

Likes: Pizza, ramen, ribs, dango, pocky, cinnamon buns, swords, wolves, my family, anime, manga, slasher films, explosions, well-written stories and novella, pickles, training, people who respect the opinions and lifestyles of others, dragons, dinosaurs, NaruHarems (That don't include Sakura (You got a problem with my opinion? Bring it, bitch!)), peace, unity (though I can handle a bit of CHAOS ;D), and badassery.

Dislikes: Racism (It's just unnecessary!), rape/rapists (Unless it's some kind of kinky sex thing (Hey, I don't judge!)), child abusers (That's just WRONG!), Flamers (no comment) Spanish Soda, Religious and Political Conflicts (Despite being religious, I hate it when people start fighting like idiots over religions/politics when they could just leave each other alone), and war.

Pairings I like:

NaruHina, NaruAnko, NaruTen, IchiYoru, IchiRuki, IchiOri, NaruTsu, NaruKona, NaruTema, NarutoxYugito, NaruFu (the girl), NaruxFem. Haku, and any yuri pairings (I'm a straight guy, what can I say?)

Pairings I'm neutral about:

KakaRin, IchiSoi, NaruMatsu, NaruxFem. Gaara

Pairings I do NOT like:

NaruSaku (I'm not going to flame you if you have this pairing, SasuSaku, SasuHina, KibaHina, Sasuke and any girl, and any yaoi pairings

PROFILE QUESTIONS

(Copy 'em if you want)

What are your most recognizable personality traits?

Let's see...

1) You can always find me talking about explosives

2) I sometimes tend to glare for no reason, meaning the little me in my head is either being a perv at an inappropriate time or he won't shut up. (Fuck you, bitch!) Yeah, yeah, the feeling's mutual, bub...

3) Seeing a fire gets me happy and excited.

4) I tend to blurt out random things

5) I almost never smile. I mainly smirk, grin, show no emotion, or glare and flip someone off

6) I look five years older than I really am

7) I have hair that is literally the color of chocolate. Dark chocolate.

8) My eyes are blue/green, and when I turn my head one way, they're green, the other, blue, and if I'm looking straight at you, they look grey.

If you recognize those eight things, you'll have met the one and only Jinso-sama!

NaruSaku or NaruHina?

Kitsune and Lavender Princess, thank you very much. Sakura is a complete bitch who was entirely useless until Shippuden, and even then, all she could do was a powered-up version of bashing Naruto on the head, and into walls and shit.

Yeah, pretty fuckin' stupid if you ask me.

If you would and could give Naruto Uzumaki a harem (also smarts, the inability to say "Believe it!", and chakra control in spades), who would be in it? Max: Fourteen women (Why? 'Cuz my birthday is the 28th of a certain month, and 28 divided by two is fourteen!)

Yes I would, and:

1) Hinata (Do I even need to explain?(At least it's better than Sakura) Thank you, Inner Jinso! At least someone has the sense NOT to pair Naruto with Sakura! (KILL THE BITCH! I MUST SHOWER IN HER MUDDY BLOOD!!) Hey, that's Shukaku's thing, not yours. But soon, I may make part of one of my fics devoted to Sakura's "untimely" death. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *lightning crashes*)

2) Mikoto (The ultimate payback against Sasuke (Alive through maybe substitution with a dead body or possibly even not being there when the Uchiha Massacre happened. (One word: MILF) I completely agree.))

3) Anko Mitarashi (Similar past, both are a bit loco en la cabeza, if you know what I mean, so a relationship could definitely form there. (Plus, Anko's pretty much a flasher. I'd be surprised if Naruto DIDN'T get a boner just from seeing those jugs!) Exactly!)

4) Konan (Possibility: Naruto could help her escape from Tobi in time to save her life, thus earning him even more respect and love from her, as he already became an "ever-growing flower of hope" to her, and they get the train rolling (and makin' sweet love too!))

5) Temari (Saved her brother from a life of insanity. ('Nuff said))

If you could control only one element, what would it be and why?

Darkness. (Shadow tendril tentacle sex!) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PERV!!!!! (Ok, that might be ONE reason...DON'T JUDGE ME!) As he said, shadow tendrils, not just for kinky sex, but also for holding, moving, and using things without my hands, I can shadow travel, and thus, I will never be late for class or work, I can replenish my energy with the literal night, I can make my own clothing out of shadows, I can make weapons out of shadows, and by an extension, my own body (Personal dream right there), and black will always be in style.

If you had to launch a sneak attack on an enemy base, what would be your preferred weapon, and why? (Note: It must be a current weapon, such as an M16 and other things of the like)

I would chose a bazooka as my weapon because it can blow shit up (only reason that's actually needed for this question), it looks cool, it's compact when disassembled, and again, IT BLOWS. SHIT. UP. (Damn straight!)

If you could be a god or goddess of any certain thing, what would you be a god/goddess of? (Note: (This is for all the crazy peoples out there!) If there is a little person inside your head, post one part about yourself, and one for said little person (Or just make it so the little person interjects in your section)

Me: I would be a god of (sex! I called that one, so you can't take it!) Damn you! *sigh* I guess...I'd be a god of dragons! And my name would be Ryuyuuryoku (Dragon's Courage)! (Mine would be Orgasmo!) Damn perv...

What's your power level?

(insert DBZ joke/scouter meme here)

What's your special wrestling move?

The Juubi Influenced Nuclear Sonic Omega Piledriver (A.K.A: The JINSO Piledriver)

If you were a hanyou (half demon), what animal demon would you be half of? And what other race would you be half of?

I'd be half dragon demon and half elf, like I already am! You know, horns on the top of my head, wings that grow out of my shoulder blades, elongated canines, incisors, and molars, clawed hands, talons, slit pupils, the ability to breathe a certain element, the ability to shapeshift, VERY tough skin, and certain powers that come with my breath weapon. Also the badass long ears.

Gaming platform of choice?

I prefer most classic systems like the Super Nintendo, the NES, N64, Gamecube, mainly because there were some REALLY good games for said systems, but I also enjoy the Wii and Xbox. I'm kinda iffy on Playstation; while I enjoy playing Playstation games, the PSN being down often ticks me off, and no offense to any who love this platform, but the controller feels kinda off in my hands. *shrug*Maybe it's just me.

If you were stranded on a deserted island, and you could only have ten items with you (food, water, tools, and clothing are four of ten), what six would you choose?

1) Solar Battery

2) Ration Bars

3) Lighter/Matches

4) Refillable Water Bottle

5) Flashlight that gets powered by #1

6) Flare Gun

QUESTION SECTION IS OVER

Ok, everyone, Personal Rant Section!

These are my opinions, so fuck you if you disagree!

Ok, I'm gonna get the hate out of the way so I can type the happiness after!

Things I Hate:

I HATE people who rag on nerds

Yeah. I JUST SAID THAT.

I DESPISE the people who act like dicks to nerds just because they aren't athletic, or because they're smart.

You know why?

I AM a nerd!

THAT'S RIGHT! I'M A BADASS NERD WITH ASTHMA WHO IS A FUCKING BLACK BELT!!!

I love Star Trek, I love Star Wars, I love Doctor Who, I've seen Citizen Kane, I love manga, I love anime, I can spout anime and video game quotes on command, I read instead of being extremely social, I'm a walking dictionary, I know a LOT of facts, I can speak Klingon, I can speak Elvish, I can speak Draconic, I enjoy cosplaying, I'm not on an athletic team at school, I love Band Class, I can play songs from the Legend of Zelda games on my own ocarina, I wish I had the Rinnegan, I've memorized several Jutsu and their hand seals, I can speak a LOT of Japanese, I'm multilingual, and I'm the 'A' student of my classes!

FUCK YOU, I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THIS!

I hate those kids that act tough but turn into a pussy at the first sign of retaliation

You know that old bully from junior high who you despised?

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE LIKE HIM.

They act like they're the shit and that you can't do a thing to them. They prance around, ruining your social life, and fucking up your nice days.

Then...you snap.

You march right over to that dipshit and sock him in the face. The moment he's on the ground, that guy turns into a fucking pussy and bawls his shitty little eyes out because you hit him.

THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO DIE!

END OF STORY!

I HATE arrogant people

Those jerks at school who think they're above you because you're not like them?

Yeah...I HATE THOSE PEOPLE!

MOVING ON!

I hate girls that gossip about you while you're right next to them

Seriously? I'm right next to you...and you're gossiping about me. REALLY?

ARE YOU THAT MENTALLY DEFICIENT?!

I hate people who do what I like to call 'faith-raping'

Now, that term will probably seem awkward to you. But let me explain so you know why I call it that.

'Faith-raping' is when someone who is of any religion starts doing things 'in the name of' their religion that completely defy the rules set in place BY said religion.

For example, a homophobic Christian saying, "God hates gays" is faith-raping. I'm not intending to insult anyone of a non-Christian faith with my next statement (and if I do, I am deeply sorry), but you cannot state whether or not God hates gays. To do so would be committing what I consider an example of disobeying the first of the Ten Commandments; Thou shalt not use thy Lord's name in vain. Also, it is stated in the Bible that God loves and consider every man, plant, and animal of every kind to be equal. That is DIRECTLY stated in the Bible, so saying that God hates gays is sacrilegious.

Another example would be Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda has stated that they have been attacking and killing large amounts of people as part of the jihad (holy war) that the Quran/Koran tells them to wage. But from what I understand of the Quran/Koran, Islam is a pacifistic religion. The 'holy war' that it speaks of is not one of bloodshed and violence. Instead, it is a war of both knowledge and faith in which those of Islamic faith must win. I don't know if what I am saying is exactly what the Quran/Koran states, but I assume that it is somewhere along those lines...

Pre-pubers on Call of Duty

Right, let's see what's next...

(looks at title)

...FUCK...

I KNOW I'm not the only one who hates these people this time!

I used to play Call of Duty; mostly kept on the campaign and stayed away from the multi-player. So one day, I heard from some friends about how one of them kicked some 9 year-old's ass in MW2, and the kid called them a 'shit-head faggot who fucks an old-ass fucking N64 in their dusty-ass fucking faggot basement'. I asked if people actually said things like that and was given nods all around. Later that day, I decided to try out multi-player to see if the rumors were true.

...I now keep a wooden cross by my copy of Modern Warfare 2.

Idiots who have computer problems and ask stupid questions

Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?

The year was 2010; I had just gotten a job at my school's tech support office and worked the tech-philosopher's department (as I called it). For about a week, I didn't get any calls for support (though that may have been because I was forced by the administration to work for the last week of my Spring Break). Finally, i received a call about some guy's Dell desktop with Windows 7. Naturally, I picked up the phone and answered. Here's the conversation:

"Thanks for calling XXX's (can't state school name for certain reasons) Technical Support Helpline! What seems to be the problem?"

"Listen, I got this Dell desktop with Windows 7 about a year ago, and some weird shit's been happening lately."

"What exactly?"

"It's been sparking a lot, and now it has a crack in the box-thing's side and it's letting out white smoke." (Exact words, I shit you not)

"...And...?"

"I was wondering...is my computer broken?"

After he asked that, I blinked a couple of times, facepalmed away from the phone, and then replied back.

"No, it's elected a new fucking Pope."

"Really?!"

"NO! NOW SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO BACK TO PRESCHOOL!"

And that's the story of how I got fired from my tech support job. (JK, I actually got high-fived by my boss, who was coincidentally my best friend. Wink, wink.)

People who think stereotypes are True

...Well, shit. I knew we would come to this eventually.

Now, as you all may/may not know, I fucking HATE stereotypes. They're unnecessary, moronic, made by idiots who could make a kindergartner look like Albert fucking Einstein, and should have no place in the world. But sadly...they do. Here's another little tidbit from my past school years for all who want something to entertain them:

I was in 5th Grade, and we were studying about Islamic religion in Social Studies. My teacher asked the class,

"Class, can anyone tell me a connection between Islamic religion and airports?" And as you all can probably tell, the class "shit-for-brains" raised his hand, glared, and said this (actual quote):

"They're fucking terrorists and shit and want to bomb all our fucking cities like the shitty terror fuckers they are! Those brown-skin fuckheads should all be killed in public!" And right next to me was a good friend of mine...who was a Muslim. The moron's words started to make her cry, causing me to growl a little (FYI, I DESPISE it when people make a woman/women cry for no reason). The teacher narrowed his eyes with an "are-you-shitting-me" look on his face and replied,

"No...there used to be religious centers at airports for Muslims. What is your problem, Dick? (the kid's name was Dick)"

"I KNEW IT! YOU'RE A FUCKING TERRORIST LOVER! Why don't you go and bomb all our fucking buildings and shit with your brown-skinned terrorist fuck buddies!" Having had enough of this, I got up, ran right over, and socked the kid right in the face. Dick yelled at me,

"What the hell is your problem, shithead?!" At the time, I didn't have as well control over my emotions as I now do, so I growled, punched him (and knocked three teeth out of his mouth), grabbed him by the shirt, and turned him at my friend.

"That is the fucking problem, you racist bastard! You made her CRY!" Everyone--even the TEACHER--cringed at my words. If there was one unspoken rule in the classroom, it was that you NEVER pissed me off. (I shit you not, that is actually true. I tend to "Hulk Out" when I get pissed, so most people just back off and run away) Even the teacher was afraid of me when I was pissed.

"NOW SAY YOU'RE SORRY, OR ELSE!"

"Why should I be sorry? She's probably a terrorist spy or some shit like that! And what are you gonna do to me if I don't: preach your fucking Muslim terrorist shit?" The kid gained quite a shiner for that remark. I then pulled him closer and grit my teeth at him.

"If you don't fucking apologize...I'LL SHOVE A CHAIR SO FAR UP YOUR RACIST DOUCHEBAG ASS THAT YOU'LL COUGH OUT SCRAP METAL FOR A FUCKING MONTH! YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR WILL TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR X-RAYS AND GO, 'DAAAAAAAMN!' The inside of your ass will make a trash compactor look like a massage parlor!"

That's the end of the hates!

On with the LOVES!

Things I love:

I love big breasts

Crimson ultrafox can explain this one:

...Yes it may sound perverted, but I'm a guy and that's my preference...Although anything above double D is a little extreme. Now when I say big, I'm not talking about the balloon tits...no, I just like when they are natural and proportionate. This isn't really that important to me, but I don't like to date flat-chested girls. Granted I'll gladly make an exception for any kind of acrobatic girl since their legs and ass more than make up for it.

I love unique women

Now, when I say unique, I mean that they don't follow the crowd; they stand out, and not just in physical ways! I love women who have their own opinions, and they don't care what anyone else says. That kind of woman who would read manga at a football game. You know what I mean?

I love girls who read manga and watch anime

THAT is the perfect girlfriend in my opinion! Not many girls do that these days, and it's a bit depressing! Seriously, what's wrong with a girl liking anime and manga?! What, is it because she doesn't whore herself out to you every five seconds? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT! FUCK YOU!

I love rain

In the Naruto universe, Amegakure is my favorite shinobi village out of all of them. It rains all the time, and I LOVE rain. Most people hate it when it rains because their clothes will get wet, but I don't care! Hell, one time, my dad and I ran out in the rain from a haircut place to the Harris Teeter that was on the opposite side of the shopping center and we had FUN! By the time we got in there, my dad and I were soaked to the bone and laughing our asses off!

I love explosions

I'm not gonna lie. I LOVE blowing shit up. It's fun. It's epic. It's somewhat of an art, actually. I can't really explain why I love it so much...but I just do. It's just fun for me.

I love intelligent women

It's quite nice to know a girl nowadays who is INTELLIGENT. Most of the girls at my school...I'll put it bluntly: They gossip, act like bitches, and will never SHUT THE FUCK UP. I love women who you can depend on for more than sex. The only downside is that you can never win an argument with one...Heheh...

I love girls with piercings

Once more, I'll let Crimson ultrafox explain.

Oh yes it's one of my eye catchers. Girls with labret piercings, nose piercings, or even vaginal piercings have a certain seduction about them (No wonder I like Konan)

I love nature

Nature is the living example and yin and yang. I love nature. It's peaceful, it's serene, nothing is out to get you, and there's no major troubles or annoyances. Often times I find myself just taking a few minutes to admire the quality of the natural world around us. It's quite like a sculpture. Every single detail is crafted with care and patience, shaped and unshaped numerous times until it's just right, and then placed on display for all to see.

I love guns

You can't be an explosions lover without loving guns as well. It's a rule. Check the Boominomicon and see for yourself!

I love winter

Winter is the season I favor most, and for several reasons;

It's cold out during winter. No further explanation needed for that one.

It snows. I love snow. I love snowball fights. And I love simply watching little flakes of frozen water float down from the heavens and coat the earth in a fine white blanket.

No school. I hate my school; end of story.

I love quiet

"Silence is golden, and duct tape is silver." The saying goes. Silence lets you think; it lets you take a moment and catch your breath in your daily life. You can relax and let your troubles go away. And duct tape can help you cause it.

I love water

I always feel at home in the water. I can just stop worrying about life and relax in it. I don't know why, but I just feel like I have this connection with aquatic animals. I have two pet frogs at home, and I love them so much. They're actually quite old for frogs, having lived over the age of 4 human years. That's equivalent to one of those old sages in an RPG who knows just about everything and helps you on your path to destiny.

I love spring

Despite loving the winter, I also just LOVE spring. It's the season of rebirth and new beginnings among the entire world, where the flowers bloom once more and the animals come out of hiding. Nowadays, no one ever really takes the time to stop and enjoy the wonders of nature and spring. It's one of life's true masterpieces.

I love fire

Fire...Fire is something I enjoy watching. Every time a flame is lit, I can just look straight into the fire and see the darkness behind its light. Many people think that anyone who loves fire is an arsonist, but that's not true. I've never burned down any buildings in my life!

I love Okami

Anyone here ever heard of the game Okami?

If you haven't, then let me explain what Okami IS.

Okami is a video game for the Playstation 2 and Wii console systems by Clover Studios, and it takes place in the Edo Period of ancient Japan. In Okami, you take control of Okami Amaterasu, goddess of the sun, in a quest to restore nature to its former glory and save the world. You are accompanied on your journey by the wandering artist Issun, who is part of a race of creatures known as the Poncles. Utilizing special ink brush techniques, you can manipulate wind, lightning, ice, fire, day and night, and you can even slow down time itself! You gain these skills by reforming constellations and freeing the 13 gods of the brush as you travel the land of Nippon. (Nippon is the Japanese word for 'Japan')

As I've said, I LOVE Okami.

I love the characters; I love the dialogue; I love the story; I ESPECIALLY love the scenes where you restore guardian saplings; and to quote a famous man on Youtube named chuggaaconroy...I LOVE the art direction

I will admit that the combat system is a bit tricky and confusing at times, but other than that (and that godforsaken camera), Okami is a very good game!

I honestly do not mind if anyone hates Okami or just tries to spite me (I really don't care about that last one), but even if you utterly despise Okami, you have to admit; the art and music are AMAZING. If you think I'm lying, just take a look at these two videos:

For the art:

Link

For the music:

Link

For an amazing combo of both (SPOILER ALERT!!):

Link

Rant section is over!

Random Thoughts Board

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

Cyber Bullying is wrong. Those who do it are truly despicable people. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a cyber bully, if you post hateful messages, if you deliberately say things to hurt others online, you are not welcome here. And if your dumb as hell brain can't understand that, here's simpler words; GO FUCK YOURSELF.

If you fail to understand why Hinata haters exist in such abundance, copy and paste this into your profile

You Say Pink I Say Black

You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you agree post it on your profile.

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. The First Kitsukage, Jinso-kun

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If you are part of the unanimous club of Sakura-bitch haters, copy and paste this to your profile

If Twilight should go die in a hole, add this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Sasuke and Naruto are NOT Gay" cause, copy and paste this into your profile. Because they are NOT!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

When someone says trust no one, don't trust them.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make cherry soda and watch the world try to figure out just how the fuck that's possible.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!!!

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)?
Sasori, Nagato, Itachi, Naruto, Minato Namikaze, Kirabi (Killer Bee), and Anko...

2. What is your favorite pairing?
Damn, I never really thought about it. I like almost every pairing. Not gay ones, mind you.

3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Hentai. As it is known, I am not gay. Sorry, but don't ask me for a date if you have a penis.

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Nope but i might be Kiba, Hidan, or Kakashi (badass perv, HELL YEAH!)

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
I have my own headband that I made myself (currently drying because of gluestick), and my own paper shuriken (1)!

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
I feel that I might be destined to be with Anko...I mean, she and I have almost everything in common...STUPID PEDO-SNAKE!! DAMN YOU TO THE SWEATY PITS OF MY OVERWEIGHT FRIEND!!

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
NaruHina. I changed my mind about Kiba. Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together. Kiba's a horny mutt that would hump a stoma if it had tits and an ass. (WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T FUCKING GOOGLE THE WORD "STOMA"!! (If you do, I am in no way responsible for the psychological scarring you will receive and I have God as my witness!)) And if any NaruSaku fans come here, bitching that I'm wrong, I've got a silver katana that's itching for blood.

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
SasuNaru. The only reason I'm saying this is 'cuz I'd rather Sasuke be gay than be in love with the pink pile of ballast. I AM NOT GAY, however.

9. Which team is your favourite?
The Akatsuki team. =3

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I used to not agree...but now that Kishimoto used fanfiction theory to make it happen, I have to just accept it...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
DURRRRR YEA!

12. Your favourite Akatsuki member?
Zetsu. He doesn't get much love. If I were him, I would to be able to eat someone without having the police after me! HELLZ YEASH!!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
ANTI-SAS-UKE!! I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY STILL LIKE HIM!

I respected the kid at first, 'cuz he had a badass aura around him, but now he's just fucking terrible.

...I mean, come ON!

1) He's a fucking psycho with a fetish for power who joined a gay (nothing against gays or lesbians, in fact, I think that if someone wants to marry the same sex, they should do it, government and others' opinions be damned!) pedophile who WANTED HIM FOR HIS BODY (key phrase right there) for power so he could kill his brother and prove that he is "perfect", then be on his merry fucking way to rebuild his clan with women who he thought would throw themselves at him like prostitutes (nothing against prostitutes, 'cuz I know some of them have to do it) and bear his children all because of his fucking clan status?! Shoot me if I'm wrong, but isn't a clan MORE than ONE person? So honestly, he's got no clan; he's a 'clan-less weakling' as he calls Naruto in some fanfics. He earned my respect, and still had it when he left Konoha, but now he's just fucking lost it and will never get it back.

2) He's ignored everyone around him and is a complete ass.

3) He's got a pole up his ass, which can probably be atrributed to being gay, a masochist, and an uke all in one (nothing against all three).

and

4) His name is a contradiction to #3.

His name means LESBIAN, which states that he likes girls. I prefer to think that the word "lesbian" doesn't just apply to women. If it means that they "like girls", aren't all heterosexual men technically 'lesbians'?...

I digress...Next question!

14. have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (including Shippuuden and fillers)
Four words: Fillers. Are. Pure. Hell.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
YES!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
HELLZ YES!!

17. Sub or dub?
SUB! Dub voices sound retarded!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
ANTI THE BITCHES ASSS!

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Both. DEATH BY SUFFOCATION...

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
YES. It's secret.

Tobi: TOBI WANTS A HUG!

Me: AHHH! FUCK!! *throws holy water at Tobi*

Tobi: NUU! Tobi is melting! Why Jinso-senpai, WHY?!?!

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
NERD. NO FUCKING ARGUMENTS.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
The only characters in the entire series able to pull that off are Haku and Deidara! Well, Naruto could if he used his sexy jutsu...Maybe not...

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?.
Both. TOO MUCH YOUTH.

Lee: YOUTH!! YOSH!!

Me: *smacks Lee on the head* Stop it. That's annoying.

24. Which character would be best OOC(Out of Character)? who and how?
Pein/Nagato, it would be hilarious to see him shriek in a girly way at the mention of Madara...Muahaha...Pein, I have plans for you...

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
YES. But they would have to have punctuation, and have a good plot. That's right, I'm looking at all you out there who are five years old in terms of their grammar, punctuation, and even their damn plot sequence.

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
LOL yeah...

27. Do you like lemons?
I like them, but I don't go searching everyday because I have no social life.

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
No. They just think I'm blabbering like I do everyday because I'm insane, but in the good way.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
YES! Gaara...of the Funk.

*colored lights flash all around*

*beatboxes* Uncha, uncha, uncha, uncha,

GAARA OF THE FUNK!

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
NO but my friends already are.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone recognize it?
Naw...

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "wtf is this?"
No but if so I would start explaining Naruto, and then the teacher would go "WTF?"

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Not really. Though I like to think that if someone pisses me off, I could shout, "Jashin-sama will have your blood while you sleep!" at said jerk.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
NO...

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
I just want to read it to see what all the hype's about.

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
I already know it's Madara. Or rather, Tobi. I'm not dumb. Or dumb at all, really.

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
None.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
I'M A GUY, AND I'M NOT GAY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?!

I'm not bi, either.

40. Do you have any Naruto OCS?
Yeah, Lets see...

-Aaron (Hiroshi Uchiha)

-May (Maya Hyuga)

-Rich (Rishi Uzumaki)

-Jak (Fuyuki)

-Chiemi

-Cryptus (EXTREMELY BAD GUY (LIKE, "TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND CRUSH IT LIKE A BUG" BAD GUY))

-Drelgo (side character and elf)

-Arthrun (side character and elf)

-Bracus (see Arthrun and Drelgo's explanations)

-Kendrel (see above)

-Illyon (a god (Aaron is his reincarnation))

-The Stranger (ULTIMATE BAD GUY (HE'S FUCKIN' EVIL!! AHHH!))

-Arine (belongs to Kay'baka-chan (who is now known as Minichae))

-Hansuke (formerly Cryptus, but is now a good guy)

-Kikyo (An angel)

-Ranea (Another angel)

-Kurotama (One of Aaron's four children)

-Kagizdume (Another of Aaron's four children)

-Te-ru (One of Aaron's four children (Aaron's only hanyou child))

-Kinu (One of Aaron's four children (Is also his only daughter))

-Bracxious (Aaron's real father)

-Jinso (somewhat in-story persona/side character)

Damn, that's a long list!

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?

YES AND FOREVER IT WILL BITCHES! XD

You are a Gold Dragon!

Your Inner Dragon is the most honorable of all. Golds are the third rarest of all the dragons (after Platinum and Chromatic dragons) and have a station in society that reflects their rarity. You are what one might call a Draconic Knight. Golds live by a strict code of chivalry and commitment. Remember Draco? Yep, Gold Dragon. Your appearance is fearsome and all-mighty but you'd never stoop so low as to bring any harm to a human. As a matter of fact, that's strictly contrary to your code of conduct. You're one of only two dragon types that is aligned "Lawful Good" and is proficient in the use of magic and spells. If you're curious, the other is Platinum, the King of the Dragons. Your piety, beauty, wisdom, and inner strength are absolutely without parallel.

But of course, being a Gold Dragon isn't all high ethics and codes. You like to fly around scaring things, advise humans in their affairs, and shapeshift. Strike that, you LOVE to shapeshift. And you're great at it. In fact, if you're a Gold on the inside, you might be a Gold on the outside, too - just in human form. Your favorable attributes are honor, chivalry, truth, kindness, gold, mining, protection, wisdom, bravery, and trustworthiness. You might be a bit too trusting of humans at times, but they're just kids compared to you. If anyone threatens your humans or tries to kill you, you could strike back with your breath weapon - Fire. But then, no one's tried anything that stupid in the last couple thousand years. After all, you're about 54 feet long.

Jinso Kitsune-kun's Quote Board of Epicness

"Witch King: You fool. No man can kill me. Die now.

Eowyn: I am no man." -Last Words of the Witch King, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

“Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf-lords in halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Men, doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,

One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.” -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

"You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!" -Gandalf the Grey, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

"I think that T-rex hallucination was onto something." -Scoutmaster Lumpus, Camp Lazlo

"Whatever happens, happens."-Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop

"Stand up and walk forward." -Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Any questions so far?

Yeah, why does your drawing suck so bad?" -Rukia and Ichigo, Bleach

"I'm hungry." -Goku, Dragon Ball Z

"That day...all female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!!!" -Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Foolish little brother...if you want to kill me...despise me, hate me...Run...run...cling to life...and survive in an unsightly way...Foster your hatred...Then someday...when you have these same eyes...come to me." -Itachi just before putting Sasuke in Tsukiyomi, Naruto

"You don't fight to win...You fight to not lose..." -Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z

"Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.

Ed:The colonel?

Hughes: He said,' Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork.' That was it.

Ed: Tell him, Fine, there's no way I'm dying before you, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex." -Edward and Hughes, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Dog huh?...I LOVE DOGS!!" -Roy Mustang, Fullmetal Alchemist

"We are just ordinary people driven to revenge in the name of justice, but if revenge is called justice then that justice breeds yet more revenge... and becomes a chain of hatred." -Pain, Naruto

"That was so terrible I think you gave me cancer!" -Calculon, Futurama

"If you get glitter on you prepare to have it on you forever, because glitter is the herpes of craft supplies." -Dimitri Martin

"I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees." -Unknown

“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: ‘Cover for me.’ Number 2: ‘Oh, good idea, Boss!’ Number 3: ‘It was like that when I got here.’” -Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse." -Unknown

"Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity." -Unknown

"I'll have you know that there's a fine intersection between insanity, sanity, stupidity, and bravery, and it's the cross between Society Avenue and Label Road. Lucky for me, I live in Otaku Nation, far from those dumbass places." -Me, when asked just what the hell is wrong with me

"You should never avert your eyes from death, never look away from the lives you have taken. And you should never forget the people that you have killed, because I can assure you they will never forget you." -Solf J. Kimblee, Fullmetal Alchemist

"There is no such thing as overkill...only open fire and reload..." -Shirt I once read

"I'll give you five seconds to guess a two-word action that I'd do to you if I had a gun. Hint: It starts with shoot, and ends with you." -Me to a friend who spilled my beer.

"I hear you making noises, but all I see is a bull's shit being spewed from that dank hole you call your mouth." -Me to the friend mentioned right above

"You are weak...Why are you so weak?...Because...you lack hatred..." -Itachi just before putting Sasuke in Tsukiyomi for the second time, Naruto

"Lance: We just crawled through a tree. I did NOT sign up for this.

Natalie: Isn't nature great?" -Lance and Natalie, Epic Battle Fantasy 3

"Natalie: Oh no, a puzzle area. We're too stupid to figure this out.

Lance: I concur. Do you concur?

Matt: I concur." -Natalie, Lance, and Matt, Epic Battle Fantasy 3

"Chris: I think I've figured out the history behind this place! In prehistoric times, an alien monolith was uncovered by a race of no-legged cats. This monolith triggered a change in their DNA, causing them to gain intelligence rapidly, using tools and building societies.

Chris (when you talk to him right after his previous statement): All the evidence is right here. See how their bones lie scattered around those big stone slabs? They worshiped them and their genes began to evolve.

Matt (deadpans): I think the monoliths in this place just vapourised anything that touched them." -Matt and NPC, Epic Battle Fantasy 3

"Natalie: I'm starting to think I preferred it back in the snowy valley. Waaay too hot around here.

Lance (with a blush): Take your top off!

Natalie: W-what!?

Lance: Who said that? Wasn't me." -Natalie and Lance, Epic Battle Fantasy 3

"Power, sex; Sex, power; They both come down to one thing; fucking others." -The Witcher

"Everybody deals with grief in different ways, right? Some people fuck at funerals. I cut off heads." -Travis Touchdown, No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!" -Kefka Palazzo, Final Fantasy VI

"Something in your brushwork touches the heart, Issun. You never abandoned your life as an artist after all. When one tries to master something, it ends in either success or failure. But it is in the attempt itself where you find the true value. Believe in your own power and walk your own path." -Oki just before the final battle, Okami

"He did it! My grandson did it! Look at the spirit behind this beautiful brushwork! He truly deserves the title of Celestial Envoy! It's work like this that can show the true glory of the gods and guide people to the right path. There's one thing I'm sure of, Amaterasu. You've found a much better companion than I could ever be!" -Ishaku just before the final battle, Okami

"Issun... I see you have finally heeded your calling. Your resolve is plain to see in your drawing. It has the power to move peoples' hearts and inspire their faith in the gods! Amaterasu, their faith shall be your power!" -Queen Otohime just before the final battle, Okami

"Extraordinary. You stand as a paragon of your kind, human. You fight like no man or demon I have ever known. Though this is not the end. My hate..never perishes. It is born anew in a cycle with no end! I will rise again! Those like you... Those who share the blood of the goddess and the spirit of the hero... They are eternally bound to this curse. An incarnation of my hatred shall ever follow your kind, dooming them to wander a blood-soaked sea of darkness for all time!" -Last words of Demise, Skyward Sword

"Question: Explain Newton's First Law of Motion in your own words.

Calvin (writing): Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz.

Calvin: I love loopholes." -Calvin, Calvin and Hobbes

"It's that moment of dawning comprehension that I live for." -Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes

"Welcome to the desert of the real." -Morpheus, The Matrix (1999)

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." -Agent Smith, The Matrix (1999)

"The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect. It was a work of art. Flawless. Sublime. A triumph only equaled by its monumental failure." -The Architect, The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

"Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson. Welcome back, we missed you.

[Agent Smith pauses and looks around at the multitude of clones he has created]

Agent Smith: Like what I've done with the place?

Neo: It ends tonight.

Agent Smith: I know it does, I've seen it. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show because we already know that I'm the one that beats you." -Agent Smith and Neo, The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

"ARMSTRONG!!! (Armstrong jumps down) I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger. Not used for vengeance. But now... Now I'm not so sure. And besides... this isn't my sword."

-Raiden before the final battle of Metal Gear Rising Revengeance

"I dream of someday having a pet Balrog named Cujo who I can take for a walk by riding on his head and can ride on to get to work on time every weekday. That would be AWESOME! Well, that and being able to use the power of the universe/the Force to be able to do anything I want." -Me

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. Every time I watch anime, I start to speak with my Inner self. He tends to make perverted comments about every anime woman with large breasts. (Hey, large breasts are nature's way of saying 'Come at me, bro!') True, very true...

Pluto was declared a planet no longer on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. In the immortal words of Raywilliamjohnson..."And never say Pluto ain't a planet, goddammit!"

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. I have two older sisters...And I'm a dude!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If I get just one review, I start tossing virtual cookies left, right, and center! DODGE AND WEAVE, BITCHES!

My favorite Naruto character is: ANKO MITARASHI!! Don't think I'm perverted. I'm actually very much like her. I like the taste of blood, I'm crazy, I'm a little sadistic, I like cutting things, I LOVE messing with people, and my hair is a little spiky.

Link to my drawing of Aaron from All the Birds of Akatsuki:

Link to drawing of Arine from all the Birds of Akatsuki:

Link to my drawing of the Hisōzōsha from all the Birds of Akatsuki:

Link to my cover art for COFB:

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God, or a god.

NOTE: I used to be Jinso-kun, but now I am Jinso Kitsune-kun! Why, you ask? The Kitsune part makes me feel more comfortable and at home, that's why!

IMPORTANT NEWS!! (As of 4/26/13)

IT HAS HAPPENED!! I have FINALLY, after about 7 MONTHS of getting my muse back in my head (and giving Jin a MAJOR kick in the ass for booting him out), uploaded chapter 11 of DOEG!! Though it is not a main storyline chapter (as my muse is working on removing the mental roadblock known as my Writer's Cockblock), it gives a backstory to Jinso's past before the beginning of DOEG, as well as answer an...unusual question Amaterasu has for her lover. R&R!

-Jinso Kitsune-kun