Miss Tonks
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Joined 06-11-09, id: 1965991, Profile Updated: 09-18-10
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Vampire Diaries.

hey there this will proberbly the worst intro to a page you have read but that is me. i'm loony like Luna, forgetful like Neville, smart like Hermione, brave like Harry, a prankster like Fred and Geroge, loyal like Ron, fiesty like Ginny, colourful like Molly, tidy like Peeves, and graceful like Tonks. all that is proberbly not all possible at the same time in the same person but you obviousally havent meet me. i will always make spelling mistakes so please be kind, i'm kinda slow.


For me, Crazy is a loose term that deserves a capital letter. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh, when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the pencil, you say "It looked at me funny." in a completely serious voice, because you meant it. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write George/ Charlie Weasley are hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Harry Potter, movies, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and then you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be (I wanna be a pumpkin- but not on Halloween.) Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have fights with yourself just because you're bored... and you lose.Crazy is when you tell all your friends your ginga lover is coming to pick you up- and youre refering to your dad. Crazy is when you are convinced the Harry Potter books are real and they have a spell on them to attract all witches and wizards to give them a hint of their history, without telling them, of course. Crazy is when you sing and yell and shout... when you have a cold and it makes your throat hurt like hell... all because you know the tune to the lyrics on your computer screen. Crazy is when you hang out with Estelle. If you're Crazy and Crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something Crazy you've done too!


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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


The Differences between friends

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost,

A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A friend will help me learn to drive,

A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away,

A best friend won't let me go away.

A friend will help me up when I fall down,

A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A friend will comfort me when he rejects me,

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?”

A friend will be there for me when he breaks up with me,

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days...”

A friend will bail me out of jail,

A best friend will be sitting beside me saying, "Damn, we screwed up".

A friend gives me their umbrella in the rain,

A best friend will drops theirs, and go puddle-jumping with me.

A friend will go to a concert with me,

A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs.”

A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" (or Molly and Arthur cause they are fantabulous parents).

A friend asks me for my number,

A best friend asks me for her number.

A friend is offered food when she comes over,

A best friend will walk in unannounced, and raid your fridge.

A friend hides me from the cops,

A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public,

A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends fade,

Best Friends are forever.


If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. For every question, type the song that's playing
4. When you go to a new question, press the next button
5. Don't lie

Opening Credits:
Simple Song- Miley Cyrus

Waking Up:
crazy little thing called love - queen

First Day of School:
it’s so easy - Linda rodstadt

Falling In Love:
one man show - jonas brothers

Fight Song:
heartbreak hotel - elvis

Breaking Up:
u+ur hand- pnik

Prom:
you found me - Kelly clarkson

Life:
butterfly fly away - miley cyrus and billy ray cyrus

Mental Breakdown:
hollywood - jonas bothers

Driving:

G.N.O - miley cyrus
Flashback:
fame - irene cara

Getting Back Together:
the sound of silence - brooke fraser

Wedding:
love where is your fire - brooke fraser

Birth of Child:
mr Longbottom flies - john williams

Final Battle:
Saturday night divas - spice girls

Death Scene:
you had me - joss stone

End Credits:
what ever you do , don’t - Shania twain


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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means that weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Girls are like
apples on trees. The
guys always get the bad
ones that fall off the tree, but
they don't get the ones on the
top because they're too afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Now
the ones on the top are thinking
somethings wrong with them
when the truth is, they're
amazing. They just
have to wait for
the right
guy to
come
along
who's
brave
enough
to climb
to the top
of the tree.

92 of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing their heads off.


A few questions:

List your top ten favorite Harry Potter characters in no particular order.

1. Harry

2. Fleur

3. Bill

4. Charlie

5. Molly

6. Ron

7. Hermione

8. Ginny

9. George

10. Peeves

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Molly/peeves I can honestly say that I haven’t

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Bill kinda

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

GROSS Ron getting Harry pregnant impossible

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes thisisforyou has a really good one

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Hermione/Fleur maybe a as friend ship but nothing else

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

Charlie/Ginny or Charlie/George either if it were family

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If Hermione discovered bill and ginny in a relationship she would be shocked and grossed out

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Ron/Fleur well he’s always trying isn’t he but…

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

Charlie/peeves, No!!

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Harry/molly …My seventh son from Molly’s P.O.V

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Charlie/Harry, I wouldn’t use one my best friend would kill me!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

Hermione/George, my best friend did she kinda liked it, but hasn’t read any more, Hermione belongs with Ron

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you choose?

Ghostbusters theme!!

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be

knock before entering

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

None Ginny wouldn’t pick up molly it would be inappropriate


Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were boy cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. clothes were just the things on your back, not a fashion statement. Loving the Spice Girls was nothing to be ashamed of. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, NejiKikyoAnimeRose, Baying-for-the-Moon, Chocolate Fish, Miss Tonks


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually does makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

pink is just plain cool.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile- Thisisforyou, copy and paste this immediately!

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. (They're fictional?) I talk to myself quite a bit. Sometimes I argue with myself too. Deal with it.

If you sometimes spontaneously break into song, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one)

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


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The One He Lived For by chocolate fish reviews
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Kismet by bellakitse reviews
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Life Changes in just a Second by CindyCinlou555 reviews
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New Beginnings by KRudzik reviews
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Let's Jump by EpicLoVe111 reviews
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It's Just Me and You Now by Emiiily reviews
What if Luke and Lorelai had met ten years earlier, in 1985?
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Beautiful Lies by underthesun.88 reviews
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The Eldest Salvatore by iamnotavampire2 reviews
Princess Elena Gilbert has an arranged marriage is for the Prince of Fell's Church to the ONLY Salvatore brother, Stefan... since Damon went missing years ago... but if Damon returns, what things will change due to him being the eldest Salvatore? AU
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Channy Chaos by AlliPaige reviews
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What Happens In Vegas by Team Damon reviews
Elena decides to let loose before her upcoming wedding to Stefan, and who better to help than Damon? Now complete
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How I Feel About You by Emiiily reviews
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My New School Again by xodiizzyxo reviews
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Green Is Not Your Color by bellakitse reviews
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Egg & Sperm by thisisforyou reviews
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Ginny Weasley and The Boy Who Lived by rumpelsnorcack reviews
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Quiet by shewhoshallwrite reviews
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Kismet by bbdollz reviews
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Katie's Story reviews
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A Letter For Peeves reviews
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