New Chapter REVISED- You heard it here first..our favorite villains are in group therapy with Dr. Lecter. Literally, spilling their guts... or someone's guts. ADULT humor. It's rude and crude and all about silly. You have been warned.

A New Zealander is invited to stay at Fowl Manor by Artemis's parents, who think their son needs to interact with more people his own age. No romance between the two at all, I promise.

Harry Potter Crossover. Holly asks Artemis and Juliet to go undercover at Hogwarts to find someone who has been murdering fairies.

Artemis-Harry Potter Crossover. Artemis learns he is a wizard. Put one unethical child genius in Hogwarts and watch the schemes and rivalries unfold. COMPLETE

Freddy is calm, gentle, and feminine. He has a boyfriend, a new home, and a whole new set of friends...or so it appears after a body swap with a teenage girl. What's a child murderer to do?

Everyone has fears. Everyone. The Nightmare King will find yours. And when he does, you won't wake up. Let me know what you think. CHAPTER 2 UP.

Okies, summary... Arty's memories are starting to come back to him, he meets a girl. Then Artemis gets mixed up with this girl and then the vampyrean slave trade. review please

Artemis meets Hamsa Garrison, a thirteen-year-old, in one of his business meetings. Although he tries to humiliate her in the beginning, he slowly begins to like her. However, as he begins the meeting, his old enemy, John Spiro, cuts in...

Jack Sparrow has finally got his band of pirates when they soon learn they are not the most feared, merely vying for the title. It is during a chance meeting with his competitors that someone catches Jack’s eye. Chapter 3 now up!

Set during the years of young Snape, Malfoy et. all at Hogwarts. Crossover fic with the Discworld Universe where upon the Patrician comes to teach a class to create... Awareness. Oh and the title is actually based upon words - not an invented language.

A beautiful, deadly and intelligent half fairy female agent with psi powers from MJ12 is heading out to find Artemis Fowl and bring him to justice! She has the highest known IQ in the USA, and the ability to whup James Bond!!OOH!!! COMPLETE! Please RNR!!!

An afternoon of brotherly bonding, as Kero introduces Yue to the concept of fun. One-shot.

a young Jack Sparrow coins a phrase

The Captain's Log of Captain Jack Sparrow. What else do you need to say?No pairing. It's PG-13, but it's Jack so what do you expect? All spelling and grammer mistakes are intentional. (He's a pirate! not a scribe)