Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

Antonin Dolohov had never loathed anyone so much in all his life. He'd certainly never wanted someone this much. He'd done terrible things, but kidnapping and blackmailing his favourite mudblood into shagging him was low, even for him. Too bad he can think of no other way to share his undisclosed desires.

Thorfinn Rowle had a mission: Ruin Hermione Granger's life like she'd almost ruined his. To trap a lion cub is easy, but when this little lioness grows up Thorfinn will have to walk a knife-edge between hate and love to avoid her sharp claws. Revenge is a dish best served cold and unspoken promises are deadly.

Hermione Black Dagworth-Granger is a French pureblood heiress, born into a world of secrets, magic, and danger, bred to be Slytherin with the heart of Godric and the mind of Rowena. She's a talented witch, with an aptitude for magic. But she soon learns that not everything is as perfect as it seems, and sometimes, one needs to sacrifice the world for those she loves.

Hermione was excited to meet her new downstairs neighbor, until he turns out to be an ex-convict intent on wooing her! Finding herself more exasperated than not, how can this former tough guy hope to break the ice? Modern AU. Rabastan x Hermione. Complete!

Instead of designing weapons for humanity, Satan keeps hearing a persistent call from the girl-next-door. Demons AU Tomione

Draco knows he shouldn't be thinking of his stepmother while wanking but damn if Princess Hermione wasn't the hottest little thing he had ever seen. Plus she certainly had not minded when he had walked in on her bathing, instead, she dismissed all her servants and made Draco dry her body. Also, Lucius was probably too old to keep up with her stamina, wasn't he? Oneshot. Complete.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Antonin kidnaps Hermione during the Department of Mysteries debacle, not knowing who she was, or why he needed her. Rabastan's strange affection for Luna introduces them all to the mudblood in the dungeons. When she offers good company, they offer her a way out, but she has to die first. Antonin begins to learn that things have changed since he's gotten out of Azkaban.

She's trying to kill me, he thought to himself when she brought her arm up to wipe her brow and her shirt lifted even further. George was certain that Hermione is planning his ultimate end, and what a glorious end it turned out to be.

Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete