Complete After six years of traveling by foot half way across the world, Draco returns to the the family he left behind. The family which thought him dead by way of war. Hermione, his loyal wife, and Junior, the son of 5 he has never met. DracoHermione.

Harry is allowing Seamus to set him up on a date. But first, they have to get Ron and Hermione together, survive class, find out if Draco and Blaise are together, and convince their friends that they are NOT a couple! Eventual slash, HPDM, SFBZ.

Completely plotless! Just about Harry, Ron, and Hermione's summer vacation, including donuts, cats, toasters, and much, much more! Plz R/R!

Harry's life is still in danger, Dumbledore still adores muggle sweets, and Ron is STILL completely and utterly oblivious. Hermione’s fifth year, told through letters to and from imaginary societies, penpals, parents etc, like in Feeling Sorry For Celi

chapta 3 is up, my peeps! and I have temporarily changed my penname 2 ZeroZeroni. k. bye now.