I Don't Want This Kind of Hero fanfic. When you're a so-called rookie hero fighting to keep her place, it's probably not the best of luck to have a drug lord hitting on you. Yes to the throwing punches and kicking ass, but could do without the hanging out, making out? Central pairing is Dana/Osu!

A question we all want an answer to - why did Sasa become a hero? set pre-canon, and an OC is heavily involved (do not ship him with sasa!). I don't want this kind of hero story and my third one at that.

13-year-old walking disaster Ciel Phantomhive's life is basically burned to ashes when he finds out he's a prince. How's he supposed to rule a country when he can't even tell his childhood best friend how crazy he is about her? And what to do about this smarmy "Sebastian" guy sent to be his trainer! It's a royal pain, and SO not appreciated. (Princess Diaries AU/CielxLizzy)

AU. Bard is a gambler down on his luck. That is, until he runs into runaway orphans Ciel Phantomhive and Elizabeth Midford, urchins who make their living through demonic cockfights. Literally. It helps that they own a demon who happens to be one hell of a fighter. But in a world of lechery and sin, nothing is as simple as it seems. (Ft. violence, grit, and a very hurt Sebastian)

November 2016: Just right after her move to London, a murder case suddenly turns Elizabeth's life upside down, entangling her with Ciel Phantomhive, his duty to the crown, and his school-intern detective agency.../Modern AU/School AU

Modern AU: Cold, cynical, and closed off from the world since the death of his parents ten months ago, Ciel Phantomhive is forced to spend a reluctant evening at the August Moon Festival where, by chance, he encounters a young woman with a bright smile and a whole lot of life.

Where Ciel learns that love really does make mockeries of men but (just this once), he'll allow it. For her.

Elizabeth Midford has stayed over the Phantomhive manor for a night, and while strolling through the hall, Ciel discovers a drawing of himself nestled in the mirror of the guest room she was staying in.

Harry becomes a cat animagus, and Professor McGonagall explains cat behavior.

"Because it's about time you had someone looking out for you. And because, frankly, you're the closest friend I've ever had." A story about the warmth of friendship chasing away storm clouds and finding a few rays of sunshine on a cold January night. Oneshot.

"Do you need a dictionary, Professor? What do you think it means when someone says 'I quit?" the hat snarled, slightly impatiently, and Minerva frowned.

The trials of being Veena's exemplar. Gen. Background unrequited kazubisha. No spoilers.

Relationships are defined by the moments shared. Looking back on his life Albus defined his relationship with Gellert by hundreds of moments and his relationship with Minerva by just one. AU where the Dumbledore/Grindelwald final battle was a little more... final.

"Once she wakes, he would get the chance to make things right once more. Once she wakes, they shall talk. And he would say he's sorry, and call himself an idiot, a selfish brute, an unworthy cretin undeserving of her. And he'll gather her into his arms and implore her to never stray again." If he keeps repeating this mantra in his head, maybe, just maybe it might come true.

Lizzy has been living with Ciel for weeks and is starting to feel a bit uneasy. She hasn't spoken to her family in weeks, but it's not that, that bothers her. Ciel has been changing and so has she.

Minerva McGonagall has had a difficult morning, and Gilderoy Lockhart is not making things easier.

The entire tea set has been destroyed and all Elizabeth can think about is how difficult it will be to remove the stains from the dining room carpet. [future fic]

Snape ponders life and rediscovers humour upon turning forty. Post-war philosophical short.

All seemed to be going well for Lizzie while ballroom dancing with her fiance...until strange pains in her torso cause her to come to an embarassing realization. To be fair, Ciel-thank to Sebastian-certainly isn't spared from any awkwardness either!

Once upon a time, Ciel Phantomhive loved Elizabeth Midford but the fire destroyed his softer emotions. The boy who once was could not exist in this world anew and so, to continue on his family's legacy—borne from ash and smoke—he allowed himself to be soaked in cyanide and bathed in belladonna. [A character study of the Earl of Phantomhive and the boy who bears the title.]

Being sixteen is hard. (Also known as Minerva McGonagall slaps some sense into some angsty boys). Series of one-shots.

Ebisu's photos wound up in the wrong places...

A little story about Minarva McGonagall's habit of changing into a cat while in need of some peace and quiet. How do others deal with it?

In loving memory of Alan Rickman, AKA Severus Snape.

Christmas is a time for fun and laughter.

Quick Kuroshitsuji One-Shot! Sebastian decides to question Ciel about his feelings for Elizabeth. CielxLizzy! Please read!

[ONE-SHOT] [Reader-insert] [Sebastian-x-Reader] This is full of fluff, I suppose. Set in the modern times, wherein the Kuroshitsuji cast are all actors for the mentioned show! Enjoy !

Dolores Umbridge goes to interview Professor McGonagall. The result is much more than she bargained for. Written for the Battlefield Wars, for the Lieutenant position. One-shot.

Ciel/Lizzie Lizzie is alone on Valentines day, until Ciel comes for a visit. AFTER SEASON 2

A simple prank turns into an all out war with dire consequences.

Ciel needs information in a field Sebastian is ignorant in, so his only choice is...Baldroy. Based off manga chapters XII and XII. CielXLizzie.

Over the years, Minerva and Severus develop a quiet friendship. Can it outlast the war and all the problems it brings? Reserve Seeker fic for the Wigtown Wanderers.

After being stranded on an island and coming clean about the lie Ciel has kept to himself for years, Lizzie and Ciel form a new bond and obsession with each other. They must find some way to keep their new found interest in each other a secret until the time of their marriage. They are still living in Ciel's world though which is filled with evils around every turn. CielxLizzy

What if Ciel kissed Lizzy, and what if Ciel liked it. Would it change his entire viewpoint and what would happen then? My Cielabeth Valentine's Day story. Really should have been two stories not one, but I was too stubborn. Your welcome. Involves trains hijackers and beaches.

It's Valentine's day, 1889, and Elizabeth is sitting in her home, lonely. Ciel is sitting in his office, lonely. Will either of these idiots take a hint? Oneshot for V-day, Ciel/Lizzy, of course.

The witches on the Hogwarts staff have a girls night. Minerva doesn't approve of the gossip and suggestions put forth by the other staff, namely Rolanda Hooch and Pomona Sprout. Implied MMAD

A collection of one-shots about Ciel and Elizabeth. "You're only human," he said, forcing her to turn towards his direction, settling his hands on top of her trembling shoulders. "At some point of your life when you're all alone, you will break down." That's what Elizabeth feared the most; to lose Ciel forever. "But you won't be alone, because you will have me by your side."

Ron hasn't danced with Minerva in a while. One shot.

Ciel tries to figure out exactly how he cares for Lizzy, his (eventual) lady wife. Oneshot, sort of Ciel/Lizzy.

When Minerva McGonagall is out looking for an anti headache potion, she stumbles into someone who feels far worst then she does.

However loony Undertaker might appear, he does not come without wisdom. While Lizzy refuses to let her guard down and reveal how capable she can be, Undertaker tells her exactly why she should... (You should probably be familiar with the manga to understand this story.)

...in which Sebastian discovers a little secret about his young master regarding Lady Elizabeth. Just some fluff I threw together. Partially to make up for the creepiness of 'Paint Me With Death'. ONE-SHOT!

Minerva finds herself in an awkward position. She gets help, but from whom? Story title might give a clue...I don't... :-)

"I didn't know duty could sound as if it was being murdered with a blunt knife," Filius muttered and headed for the entrance hall. Minerva cleared her throat and cast a Sonorus. "This is the fire-alarm. Please leave everything behind and go to the entrance hall immediately, Professor Flitwick will be there to give you further instructions!"

During Minerva's first year at Hogwarts, she engages in a fight with a fellow student that leads to her and Albus making important discoveries about light and dark. A oneshot told from the perspective of Albus Dumbledore.

Ciel wakes up one morning with terrible stomach cramps and a fever. What all happens when Elizabeth hears about this and comes to help? [Rated T because of the fifth chapter.] [Hiatus; Might Be Dropped]

Ciel has come back from his journey and invites Lizzy for tea, because he has to discuss something with her. But how much does she already know...? Actually I planned to put a little more Sebastian in to it, but oh well, can t have everything... thinking of rewriting this one though... And guys,... LEMON inside!

Severus Snape was not a morning person. Or a noon or evening person, but he absolutely hated mornings. Challenge with Bramblerose4 and several other authors, week 4.

Albus had declared that everyone must attend the New Year's party. Normally Severus doesn't mind, but this year he is sure that no one will want to associate with him. What will Filius, Pomona, and Minerva do? This is a Deal Universe story, but a prequel as it happens in Book 1 PS so the Deal has yet to be made.

Young Professor Severus Snape shows up for a meeting, but the only other person there is Prof. McGonagall. Cross about having his plans for the day disrupted for a meeting that's not taking place, Severus soon manages to annoy his companion. Can the two manage to get along for an afternoon? Written for the HP Friendship Fic Fest 2013.

Elizabeth has figured out she wants for her birthday. Can Ciel deliver it properly?

Ciel screams, in the nighttime. And Elizabeth hears him. Both of them pretend she doesn't. But that doesn't mean she can't soothe him back to sleep.

Although they would never admit it, Minerva and Severus enjoy nothing more than their heated Quidditch debates. Well... Alright, probably they prefer mocking each other. But when both get hit by a mysterious spell that forces them to live the other one's life for a while, they can't just keep tormenting each other! ...Or would they? No Pairings/Slash

After the tragic death of her mother, Stevie Rae's father took a military job out in the wild, unexplored, and unsettled West, but even in her vast new surroundings, she feels trapped in a military base with high walls and stories of the hostile natives. Can she learn the secrets of the land to get freedom for herself, her heart, and the warring peoples? Full Summary inside!

What if Neferet's plan to kidnap Stevie Rae was actually put into action? What would Stevie Rae do? More importantly, what would Rephaim do? Set during Awakened.

The boy's sparkling blue eyes lit up in a smile as he looked at her. "Hi, my name is Ciel, Ciel Phantomhive. What's yours?" She smiled at him shyly. "Elizabeth Midford. But call me Lizzy."

After Awakened. Rephaim was just getting into the swing of things living with Stevie Rae and the rest of their friends in the tunnels, but now he must move on to an even more challenging adventure: meeting the Johnsons.

Severus Snape made a bet, now it's time to pay up!

When Professor McGonagall comes back from St. Mungo's, the last thing she expects is that her younger colleague might worry about her health. But maybe, who knows, she could take the chance to snatch a smile from him.

Stevie Rae was never marked. She still lives in Henrietta with her family and best friend, Zoey. However, when a secretive guy moves with his brothers to her small town, her perfect little world gets turned upside down. Rated T cause it's my first fanfic and I'm paranoid. Please R&R!

Lizzy has an "embarrassing" problem that she needs to use cream for. She can't put it on herself because it hurts so Ciel put it on her. RATED M BECAUSE OF WHERE THE CREAM GOES. XD

At the Yule Ball, Harry is all but ready to leave the dance, until Dumbledore announces the champion-teacher waltz. Harry chooses Professor McGonagall to be his partner... and he learns that a dance actually is great fun when you're dancing with a friend.

Albus Dumbledore, newly-appointed Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is annoyed. Does nobody know him? Does nobody care? Will nobody ever see that all he wants is a nice pair of socks?

The celebrations might have lasted 'all night', but they did not cancel out the fact that it had been one hell of a day- for some people more than others. Minerva needs protecting from her overactive conscience. Fortunately, help is at hand.

AU: Stevie Rae's just a small town girl with not a whole lot of excitement. When outlaws come into the small town of Boulder and kidnap her; that is merely just the beginning of her newfound adventure. Finished!

The world seems to be against Severus on his birthday. Minerva lends a hand.

If Minerva had a slightly smug look on her face as she stepped into Pomona's quarters, they chose to ignore it. For bethbethbeth in the 2nd HP genficathon; reposted from LJ.

Minerva McGonagall, Sirius Black and Severus Snape in one room... who owes what to whom and what will come out of this mess? Read and find out. R&R

Snape and McGonagall discuss Dumbledore's legacy. One-shot AU

Peter's surprising gentleness relieves more than Wendy's tangled hair.