I'm lame.

I also can't write.

My username is a desperate attempt to be deep and cool but ended up sounding way too pretentious.

Ah well, I'm never going to meet any of you.

Have a nice day :)

(The smiley face wasn't an intentional attempt to be passive aggressive, I sincerely hope you have a nice day)

I also realise that the above statement sounds very sarcastic and patronising.

I'm going to stop typing now.

Goodbye.

What am I doing?