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Joined 06-06-06, id: 1061365, Profile Updated: 02-12-08
Author has written 5 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Charlie Bone.

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I'm kaiitea. Yeahhhh. Uhh I haven't been on here in a while. And when I was on here I never updated any of my stories. My apologies. I'd been on fanfiction writer's block. I'm writing four books and a movie script for my highschool film festival so it's a little tough. I guess this is where I tell you whatever I want to tell you about me. I can't get punished for rambling.

I'm kaiitea, obviously. The only living things I eat are vegetables. I have about 104 faith in God and Jesus Christ. No, I will not shove my beliefs down your throat so don't shove your non-beliefs down mine. I txt alot. I skate. (board, not ice. -shiver-) I'm really clumsy. Blake says I remind him of Ellen Page as "Juno" her looks, voice, sense of humour, etc. I'm "obsessive" about a lot of things like music, books, movies, animal rights, anti-war rallies, tattoos, piercings, art, combs, journals, kandi kids, t-shirts, weird sunglasses. (my current favourite pair are my blublockers from Walgreens), and photography.

I hate donuts. I own over 400 books and have read every single one except for the five I bought last night. I'm currently reading Give a Boy a Gun, Running with Scissors, and It's Kind of a Funny Story.

I want to major in pyschology and minor in anthropology. I will write novels that are going to be published. I hope. I'm going to live in a small house with my best friend, Butterfly, and paint him pictures that are worth looking at while he's tripping. I'll become the lead singer in a band with equal reviews as Haylie Williams.

And something really cool to say about me is "She's never tried drugs, smoking, alcohol, or sex." Especially in our day and age.

Just last month I watched one of my 13 year old friend's have sex in front of waffle house at 3am with five different guys in a span of 30 minutes. Makes you appreciate your parenting, right?

I'm also an empath. Which means I'm the nicest person you'll ever meet. I'll definantly stand up for you if you need it. I pity everybody with drug abuse problems. I really do/: I wish I could help them. I don't look down on anybody. I look up, physically and emotionally. Physically because I'm 4'11' 1/2.

I own a polaroid camera so that makes me a cool cat.

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Parenting For Dummies by indescribablyBee reviews
It's the Marauders and Lily's 7th year and they are required to take a new class. They get turned into children for two weeks each. Nothing could go wrong, right? Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,839 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Diary Gone by SVU101 reviews
Hermione loves writing down her secrets in her diary every night, but one day it ends up missing and Hermione can't find it anywhere. There might be a chance that Draco took it, but will he return it or read it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/8/2006 - Published: 7/1/2006
The Not So Insignificant Truth by Archer345 reviews
Draco has something to say, will this change Hermione veiw of him? just a little oneshot story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Truth or Dare? reviews
Hogwarts students have their share of truths and dares.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 7/19/2006
A beautiful Crimson Orchid: Part One reviews
A new endowed kid comes to Bloor's. Her and Gabriel find love. What happens in the war? There are going to be three parts to the story. But, the last part Part Three Does involve the war.
Charlie Bone - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Complete
Just a Girl? reviews
Lauren Smith has been a pirate all her life. She was captured by Davy Jones himself and she made a deal. What happens when she falls in love with the famous Jack Sparrow?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 7/9/2006
Powdered Moonstone and Sryup of Hellobore?
Harry escapes from the Dursley's. ROn tries to pick up a girl. A oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Angel and Laal reviews
My version of the Last Stand. It starts where they are all talking about not opening the school again. A new character has been added.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Angel - Complete