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 Bye niggas. Grew the fuck up, didn't fit who I am anymore. Too busy getting paid and hating life for letting your best friend's ex move in and share a bed with you because she didn't have anywhere to go. Fuck it, I'll leave it up if someone wants to dm me, I'll login and give more detail on how this came to be. Might make one he'll of an original. Lmao. Deuces. PS. FUCK that shit. Instagram me i@weed_kings_420_4life. White field green weed leef. We'll talk more. -R0$ț@ P.s.s. HAIL SATAN, NIGGAS. 666 |
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Shy Blossom by Maymist reviews
What if Sakura had never befriended Ino in her childhood? What if she remained shy and kind and...was never a Sasuke fangirl? Read to find out. AU [SasuSaku] & slight NaruSaku along with a little GaarSaku, ItaSaku, and SasoSaku later on
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 111 - Words: 510,406 - Reviews: 4143 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sakura H., Sasuke U., Naruto U., Itachi U.
His Brother's Girlfriend's Neighbour by Sketcher1994 reviews
When his younger brother went missing, he knew exactly where to look – Blondie's bed. Instead of texting her, he heads straight to her block of flats. Unfortunately, he doesn't know which number she is and finds himself deciphering the tiny handwriting of L**y, only he's not shouting down the speaker at Blondie. He's shouting at her neighbour. Expect tired Gajeel and adult humour.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,107 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 5/27/2018 - Published: 6/16/2016 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.] Natsu D., Wendy M. - Complete
Harry Potter, Righteous Fury by HRBNGR reviews
The Sequel to Binding Fury. You will need to read that first to understand, this continues on almost immediately. Harry and Ginny Soul-Bound, are about to enter their 5th year of Hogwarts. Voldemort has been resurrected and his Death Eaters are mounting attacks. As the world gets Darker the pair fight for each other. As with lots of AU stories, most characters are OOC, and react so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,981 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/3/2018 - Published: 12/21/2016 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Neville L., OC] - Complete
Fluffy by ParadoxZee reviews
*Picture is not mine* Dragon Slayers, a couple of council members, and Lucy Heartfilia. A litter of cats and magic. Just when she thought there was nothing wrong with bringing in the abandoned bundle of kittens there were two very naked men in her bathtub. *Inspired from "Take it or Leave it" written by Korinara.*
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,040 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 11/12/2017 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Laxus D., Sting E.
Elemental Rosario V2 by ArbiterTheFirst reviews
Being brought to Death's door, and walking away with a power that slumbered for millenia, Aono Tsukune will reshape his life as he sees fit. And with a new threat peeling away at the layers of reality itself, how will he, his friends, and his new allies combat these forces? And how will they survive with each other?
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/15/2017 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Tsukune A., Moka A., Kurumu K., OC
This Girl's Name is Sakura Haruno by MusicLover2010 reviews
"I'm not your typical girl." "Hn,well typical girls don't walk around with pink hair." "Says the person with the stupid Chicken-ass hair."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,584 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Yuki-onna to Shinso by Akemi Homura-san reviews
Fate is a strange thing. It, like many tyrants, forces all to cater to its insatiable caprice. A twist of fate sees seven-year-old Aono Tsukune dying-a scene interrupted by a certain observer, who offers to save the child's life. So begins a new story, twisted and contorted by the unyielding skein of destiny-a story of the last Shinso, and how he came to be.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 8/9/2016 - [Tsukune A., Mizore S.] Aqua S., Alucard
Marry me! by PlainBrownEyedWriter reviews
When Sakura's ideal couple Naruto and Hinata have a baby she can't wait to see them...When Naruto drops his new born in Sasuke's arms and Sakura is the only one who can make the baby stop crying, the weirdest thing happens "...Marry me!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 92,613 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/28/2016 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Black Blade of Fairy Tail by Zeroexpo13 reviews
Four years after leaving the guild to do a 10 year mission that asked for him specifically, Naruto returns. Instead of the Joyful blonde they remembered, he comes back colder and with a daughter. What happened during that mission? Naruto x Erza x Mira x possible harem
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,197 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 11/1/2015 - Naruto U., Erza S., Mirajane S.
Rosario Chains by Brone Greyclaw reviews
This AU starts after chapter 22 of the capu2 manga. Tsukune and his friends become more involved in the struggle between Ayakashi and Humans while their relationships grow and evolve, even into their adult lives. -Currently being revisited and improved upon for Kindle release. -
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 331 - Words: 1,273,177 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Fairy Tail's God Slayer by Black Flame of Destruction reviews
I've never been good at summaries so I'm not going to do one for this story. Needles to say Naruto Born in Earthland, Raised by a god and learns God Slayer Magic. Rated MA for language and much later on sexual situations. MinatoXKushina, Slight MakarovXPorlyusica, and NarutoXMirajane
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,438 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 757 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 1/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Mirajane S.] [Kushina U., Minato N.]
Step Lightly by ILikeToThinkI'mCool reviews
Being reincarnated is never fun when you remember everything from your past life. Especially not when you're reborn as the little sister to Lily Evans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,330 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 7/30/2014 - [OC, Sirius B.] Lily Evans P.
Naruto's Scarlet Haired Mother by FatalityMass reviews
Erza is presented with the toughest challenge of her life... Baby sitting a 5 year old. Watch as they grow close and go on adventures! Erza's got her work cut out for her this time! I own nothing! Read and review please. Pairing now finalized. On Hiatus
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,507 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Erza S., Natsu D.] [Naruto U., Wendy M.]
Lumen Histoire by Baou Zakerga156 reviews
In another life, I was a hero. In another life, I was happy. But in my new life, all I felt was pain. In my new life, I lost the one I love. She gave her life for us. She gave her life so we could live on. On that night, in an endless rain, she passed on in my arms. I swore my loyalty to her. I swore that I would see her smile again no matter the cost.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,420 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/29/2015 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Naruto U., Mavis V., Erza S., Edo Erza/Erza K.] - Complete
Solid Steel by Neko Erza reviews
Levi and some of the other Fairy Tail mages get captured by the dark guild Phantom Lord. As a punishment, Levi is stripped down in front of the whole guild. And one Phantom mage, Gajeel, seems to have taken interest in her, but for what reasons she isn't sure.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,644 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/29/2015 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Gajeel R., Levy M.
Wasted by Queen of Pascalities reviews
He's wearing a tux and I'm sitting naked on a public bathroom floor. This is much more arousing than it probably should be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,354 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/10/2015 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
A Water Park Romance by Kaneki's Centipede reviews
Kaneki and everyone else go on a trip to a Waterpark to relax after the troubles they had gone through. However, what will happen when Touka seems to realize her feelings for Kaneki? Read on to find out... A touken fanfic with lemon
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,943 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 2/7/2015 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.] Uta, Hinami F. - Complete
The Rabbit and Her Eyepatch by xchrispx reviews
Because sometimes not only can opposites attract but mixing a ghoul and half ghoul can work. A series of one shots about Kaneki x Touka. TouKen
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,547 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Touka K.]
Hunters of the Apocalypse by MisterScarlet reviews
Two strangers. Their past is shrouded in mystery even though their faces are exposed. Their strength seems too good to be true. Even the Master is unsure what their true goals are. Will their added presence change the lives of the guild members for the better? Or will they end up only bringing pain and suffering? Read and Review! No Gary-Stus, trust me...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,028 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Erza S., Mirajane S., Natsu D., OC
Higher by TheSweetestSerendipity reviews
"This CANNOT happen Uchiha" I snapped. "This is a joke. I'm your weed dealer and your mom's employee for Christ sakes. This makes for a shitty show on comedy central not a romance. I repeat this cannot happen"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,479 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
sincerely but never yours by Alive In Wonderland reviews
SasuSaku - If you give fourteen people sixteen weeks to learn as much about each other as possible, what would you get? Drama. Hate. Love. One night stands. Tears. Joy. And awkwardness. ... Blame Anko. And Naruto. And Itachi. Actually... blame everyone.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 445,563 - Reviews: 2010 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete