Name: Greige (Rei will suffice)

And yes, Greige is actually a word (omfg amazing)!

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Project K, Kuroko no Basuke, Steins;Gate.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by drippingit all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Random Facts

Japan has square watermelons.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

Owls are the only birds that can see the color blue.

A cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.

A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it go mad and sting itself to death.

Chewing gum while cutting onions will keep you from crying!

Average person laughs ten times a day...

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boy/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Parents spend the first part of our lives to walk and talk and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity got framed.

Unicorns ARE real. They're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos.

You want perfect? Go buy a barbie.

I don't talk shit; I state facts.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?

"I'm not insane, I'm just a writer. Now shut up so I can listen to the voices in my head."

There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I am proven horribly wrong

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.