The Crazili Obsessed
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Joined 06-20-09, id: 1977166, Profile Updated: 11-11-09
Author has written 2 stories for Redwall.

Yeah, well... Hi. Call me Crazi. Or Crazili. Your choice. Yeesh, that was lame.

So, about me;

Gender: Female

Species: Human, though I suspect alien blood in there somewhere...

Hometown/Planet/Universe: Top-Secret Town, Earth, Alpha Universe

Likes: Redwall, Broadway, ballet, and, um, other stuff I can't remember at the moment...

Dislikes:Mary Sues, chat-speech in a story, Cartoon Network, ads in the middle of a video or show or movie, the same ad twice before a movie, Bad Twilight fic, Bad anti-Twilight fic, badfic in general, etc.

Buttons:Any of the items mentioned in the Dislikes section will/might trigger either a nervous breakdown or a rant; Broadway tickets willl cause a squeal of joy, then a sugar high-like state; inspiration will create a fic.


So, my Redwall Alter-Ego thingy-

Name: Judith

Age: 18 seasons, I think. Not really sure.

Gender: Female

Species: Hedgehog

Appearance in general: Spike ball. (is peppered with peppers) Alright! Judith is relatively lean hedgehog, with light hazel eyes. Usually seen in large tunics that have numerous holes in them due to protruding objects on her back.

Personality: Judith is very high-strung, and prone to yelling with or without reason.


Copy and Pastes-

I don't do copy and pastes. Copy and pasting is trend following, and I'm a trend ignore-er or a trend-setter. Not a follower. If I do copy and paste, it will be extremely witty from my point of view. If you are like me, copy and paste this drabble into your profile.

Did you copy that?

Gotcha.

Quotes-

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver. I need duct tape." Z is for Zero, in real life.

You have reached the end of this profile. Please take a free concrete concrit, and enjoy your day.

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Everyone's Favorite Talk Show by warrior4 reviews
Another Sue, another show. Kelaiah, Arawolf, Kayln, Rector, Kris, Aelin, Kit, and Minty all doing what they do best. All alter egos used with permission.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,331 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/21 - Published: 3/2/2008
Redwall on Broadway by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Nonny's first tv show! Also known as the author's last ditch effort to avoid the demon writer's block. Title is fairly self-explanatory, better summary in the introduction.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 11/5/2008
The Chains that Bind Us by Jade TeaLeaf reviews
The enemy of my enemy is my ally. Some beasts would do anything for freedom- including allying himself with vermin. How would these two clashing sides change the fates of Mossflower? Betrayal, friendship, redemption, and grief pave their roads.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 344,651 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 2/22/2008
Official Fanfiction University of Redwall by Kit and Minty reviews
Cowritten by Laburnum Steelfang and kitsune106d. An authorised spinoff of the Fanfiction University of Middleearth, where fanbrats come to learn through pain.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,678 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 10/10/2006
In Sue's Clothing by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Serious Sue-fic. When Sues take over Redwall, Snowflower & her friends must go to Salamandastron to save their home. But does Salamandastron hold the answer or does Redwall's salvation lie in the paws of a strange mouse who is more than he appears to be?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,211 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008
Artemis Fowl: The Book of Ages by GMontag reviews
Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 45 - Words: 171,623 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Redwall Fanmail by Kelaiah reviews
Redwall characters answer fanmail that the reviewers send to them. Next up: Gulo and Cregga! More details inside.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,218 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009
Smoke by Jarrtail reviews
A dark force is engulfing the land, threatening to consume even Redwall itself. Its only hope is a ferret, exiled from the abbey for a crime he didn't commit, and his two peculiar companions, against a danger so great it defeated Martin himself.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009
Return by Kelaiah reviews
What happens when Mariel, Dandin, and Bowly return to Redwall...?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,989 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Mariel, Dandin the Sword Carrier
A Strange Case Of Magical Inheritance by Virtuella reviews
Fifteen years onwards, Magrat is still the butt of the joke - or so it seems.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Magrat, Verence II - Complete
The Blossom by warrior4 reviews
We know about Martin's backstory, but what about another who was important to Redwall's first Warrior?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,519 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Laterose - Complete
Next Door by Much Ado About Nonny reviews
Companion fic for The Return. Gift fic for Kelaiah. A love triangle between Mariel, Dandin, and Nona has each of the two ladies angsting about the other.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
Popular by Kelaiah reviews
EDITED Surprise gift for LittlePsychoWolf and Much Ado About Nonny. I've been wanting to do something like this for awhile! I hope they enjoy this. God bless!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
Breeched by Scyphi reviews
Hacker has done the unthinkable, and it threatenes everything. But as the Cybersquad rush to once again stop Hacker before it's too late, they wonder one thing. How? Please R&R!
Cyberchase - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,153 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Martin's Greatest Challenge So Far by Kelaiah reviews
Random mousemaids are always coming along to comfort Martin about Rose... but what if one of these Sues came along when Martin's already being comforted by another Sue?
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,854 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Martin the Warrior, Gonff the Mousethief - Complete
Winter's Flowers by warrior4 reviews
Rose is alive, betrothed to Martin, and along with Columbine kidnapped by vermin. Sequel to A Mask and A Song. If this is your first time clicking on this story, please read A Mask and A Song first. Thanks.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,314 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Martin the Warrior, Laterose - Complete
Surviving the Sues by storiewriter reviews
Redwall has fallen, Mossflower is being overrun, and the Mary Sues doing it are almost unstoppable. The only resistance left is the Secret SueSlayer Society of Salamandastron, and their strength dwindles with each passing season. How can they win this?
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,742 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Complete
Redwall & the Haunted Mansion by Kelaiah reviews
Veil & Klitch wrestle in a mud puddle! Slagar is voiced by Tim Curry! Triss & Kurda are friends! Sunflash has long blonde hair! Gelltor gets on a sugar high and goes Indiana Jones style! Badrang's hotter than Martin! AND NOW SONG HAS A MARYSUE TWINSISTER!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,143 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
A Mask and a Song by warrior4 reviews
Noonvale is under threat from the silent slaver Rassk the Mask. The valley's only hope though swore long ago to leave and never return.
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,227 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Martin the Warrior - Complete
Mariel and the Pink Gown by Tamer Lorika reviews
Mariel the Warrior is bid by Lord Rawnblade himself to wear... a pink dress. Who will she kill first: Rawnblade, Dandin, or herself? Warning: Fluff!
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Complete
Vermin? You sure? by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
The remake. RedwallXWelkin Weasels. Tagg and Nimbalo encouter a group of strange weasels on their travels. . .
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,573 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 5/26/2004
Redwall Defense Guide by Toboe LoneWolf reviews
Aka, How to Save the Blinkin' Abbey...AGAIN! A guide on how to PROPERLY defend Redwall Abbey!
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/24/2004 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Complete
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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A Redwaller's Nutcracker reviews
The Redwall universe stages the Nutcracker. Judith is directing, choreographing, and everything else the author says. Tchaikovsky is turning over in his grave. Oh boy. Oy vey.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009
As Long As He Needs Me reviews
My first fic. Blergh. Anywayz. Who was Bluefen's mother, and what was she like? And other such stuff about figures from the Outcasts past. Oneshot. R&R! Please PM me if you think I should change genre or rating. Or if you know how to divide paragraphs.
Redwall - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Complete