Neville Longbottom wasn't chosen to be the hero. Draco didn't even try out. But when the war is over and the nightmares begin, the two of them, along with Hermione, will do whatever they need to to ensure another Dark Lord doesn't rise from the ashes. Road to hell, and all that...

Draco Malfoy is hired by the Ministry to track down a missing relic worth killing for. Hermione Granger might be his best lead, or might be behind the string of bad luck that trips up anyone who goes near the thing. COMPLETE.

The Marriage Law, once enacted, has the power to destroy Hermione's perfectly normal life. Luckily, she and Ron are already planning to obey the horrific law together as a team... Until a Malfoy-shaped wrench gets thrown into the works. Dramione. Cover by littleneko1923 (thank you!).

A series of drabbles and short ficlets. All dramione pairing, ranges from fluffy to angsty.

It had been one night and Draco Malfoy had gone out of his way to make sure she didn't expect it to be any more than that. Still, she probably should have told him about their daughter. DRAMIONE. (Plus drabbles of their child.)

The war has dragged on into a stale détente until Draco Malfoy Snatches Hermione Granger from a Muggle park. His plans could upset the balance of the war, tipping things toward the light. What Hermione doesn't expect is that he'll upset her treacherous heart as well. DRAMIONE. ONE-SHOT.

Assorted drabbles and ficlets with various pairings.

Harry ends up back in time on the steps of Wool's Orphanage. Raised in institutional squalor with Tom Riddle, he has a very different attitude toward magic, Hogwarts, and friendships. dark!harry, brotp!tomarry. On Hiatus. Thinking of abandoning. Just isn't fun to write.

After packing away her Christmas decorations, Hermione heads down to the pub for dinner and a pint. A packed room results in her sharing a table with Draco Malfoy. ONE SHOT.

Voldemort died, but the Death Eaters live on. Hermione Granger traded herself to Draco Malfoy in exchange for safe passage for core Order members. Now he's pretending to love her, Narcissa is pretending to believe that, and Hermione is walking a tightrope behind enemy lines as she figures out what is going on. Unfortunately, people fall off tightropes. (no non-con)

Ginny's resentment at her family's poverty explodes while shopping for school supplies. Under the cover of her mother's embarrassment, Lucius Malfoy slips a diary into her cauldron and suggests she'd be welcome in his home. Throw in a sorting into Slytherin and let the dark games begin. Slytherin!Ginny, Dark!Ginny, AU. COMPLETE.

After a chance encounter with Hermione on a trampoline, Draco finds himself wondering how much more she can teach him about Muggle things. EWE.

Draco's been sitting in jail, waiting for his one-way trip to Azkaban after the Battle of Hogwarts. It isn't a place that breeds hope so he doesn't pay much attention when Ginny Weasley shows up insisting he was a hero.He knows he wasn't &,besides, people are only released into the custody of non-Death Eater spouses. It's not going to work. Then she claims they're married. COMPLETE

The rats of London are food for fleas spreading a new magical malady. When Hermione Granger gets bitten, Harry Potter has to ask Draco for help. A somewhat unfortunate take on the soulmate trope ONE SHOT.

His contact is late, his feet are cold, and Draco Malfoy is afraid. A tropey order-spy sort-of-dramione one-shot.

The cliched coffee shop and college non-magical AU literally no one was asking for. ONE-SHOT

Sequel to Parenting Class - With the class now over, sixth year is back to normal... well, as normal as it gets at Hogwarts when Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter are now friends. However, amidst new friendships and romances, a dark prophecy is quickly unraveling that could spell the end of the world. Safe to say, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

Sixteen students return to Hogwarts to take part in Dumbledore's far-fetched system to choose the Head Boy and Girl. As the potential pairings are revealed, it's likely the headmaster has finally gone mad. The last thing Hermione needed was to be stuck with Malfoy, but maybe recent events have made him grow up… maybe. They were definitely in for an interesting summer. RomDramedy AU

Modern AU - Primarily Tomione but other pairings will happen (het/slash) - Hermione's just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world. She took the midnight plane on a journey to LA in order to pursue her dream. What could possibly go wrong? - Not quite a crack!fic. Un-beta'd and rated M for sexual references, situations, and a lot of language. An a cappella story of aca-love.

After a close brush with the Death Eaters, Hermione awakens blinded and on the run with a familiar snarky Slytherin. In hiding, Hermione and Draco must find a way to survive - and somehow thwart a plot that could alter their very world. Dramione, post-DH, COMPLETE.

Astoria Malfoy wants a child. She has a time-turner. What could go wrong? A one shot inspired by Cursed Child.

Draco and Theo come across Hermione Granger throwing rocks into the river several years after the war. They'd had an odd connection that had started in the library at Hogwarts but nothing really began until after the Thames. COMPLETE

Draco expected to spend every minute of his ten year Azkaban sentence in bitter purgatory but is stunned when—of all people—Harry Potter and Hermione Granger arrive to set him free, at great personal cost. Stuck together for two years, Draco must learn to carve out happiness in silver linings and the grey areas. [Not Abandoned, just not Updated Much]

Hermione introduces her boyfriends to her best friend (and ex) from Uni. Draco's twitching, Theo's far too pleased with himself, Hermione just wants wine, & Blaise just wants to know more about Pavlov. Quad poly crackish fic that was never meant to be taken seriously, but the character development arcs had other plans. Romance & H/C & Humor. You'll be miserable, but happy about it.

When Hermione sets out to meet her tiresome cousins for their annual reunion dinner she knows it will be a chore. But she didn't expect to find herself at the restaurant with Blaise, who for some unknowable reason of his own was flirting with her cousins, an ugly dress, no contacts, a missing Draco, and a mouse who was, she assumed, quietly getting drunk in her purse. COMPLETE

Everyone knew what veela were. Veela were magical creatures, breathtakingly beautiful, who captivated men with a single look. It would have been nice to have been that strain. Instead, Hermione Granger was infected by another. Instead of captivating all men, she was captivated by one. She'd die without him. She was already in almost constant pain. DRAMIONE. COMPLETE.

A story that never happened about people who don't exist in an alternate universe where Tom Riddle and Draco Malfoy live and breathe and work together. It isn't pretty, but then love never is. Or is it hate? And can you even tell when the knife is at your throat and you aren't backing away, when you've dug your nails into your palms and all you can say is, "Please." AU.

Percy still works for the Ministry but he's trying to make sure the corruption doesn't return, which includes pretending to bend to the will of the government, and monitoring those previously deemed "untrustworthy". One such witch has opened her own store in the dark reaches of Knockturn Alley. ONE SHOT - COMPLETE. Percy/Pansy Valentine's Fluff with v mild angst and drama.

An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione/Draco, James/Lily. Written before "The Half-Blood Prince," AU after "The Order of the Phoenix."

"I hate you." "You're a terrible liar. Let's try this again: Hello, Pansy. How are you? Fancy a drink?" - HANSY ONESHOT for laisvega. Songfic inspired by Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day. Rated for swearing, drinking, and references to sexual situations.

Gryff!Draco. Dramione. ABANDONED.

When Tom Riddle walked through a doorway one fall afternoon everything changed and he found himself in a world wholly unprepared for him. "Something about you makes my brain itch," Hermione Granger said. "As if an earthquake had shifted everything sharply two feet to the left and then back again and it didn't all fit back quite right." Tomione. AU. COMPLETE.

Voldemort has won, or mostly, and Death Eaters don't have a retirement plan so Draco Malfoy is stuck serving a master he hates. He and Blaise Zabini just try to keep their heads down and not attract attention. They aren't heroes. Then Hermione Granger gets Snatched and they make the fateful, stupid decision to save her. COMPLETE

Draco had made a list of everything he needed to fall in love. She had to be beautiful, and deferential, and from a good family. She had to be someone his parents would like, someone his friends would approve of. But how was he supposed to meet the perfect girl if he kept getting caught up in arguments with Potter's bushy-haired sidekick? Dramione. ONE SHOT.

In the aftermath of war, Hermione retreats to the Hogwarts library to repair her sanctuary and herself. Through broken magic, she's given the opportunity to help fix even more when she stumbles across a friendless first year Gryffindor.

"Scars can come in handy." — Magic gives the gift of a soulmate. Separated by war, alliances, beliefs, and blood, but connected by skin. What if you shared the scars of the person that magic has given you? What if you really, really wished that you didn't?

When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension. *Art by Simona Polle*

In a post-war world where Hermione is friends with Draco Malfoy and most of her friends have developed relationships with former Slytherin classmates, Hermione is single. However, when former Death Eater — Theo Nott — is dying, Hermione is guilted into marrying him to save his life. *Art by Seph Meadowes* *Indefinite Hiatus—Not Abandoned*

Hermione remembers everything one day as a nurse stands in front of her, tray with bland food and medication held in her hands. The memory makes her angry. So angry. Fortunately, she has a friend in the hospital with her and he's happy to help her. ONE SHOT

Draco Malfoy has two problems. His family reputation is in tatters and he wants to make sure he's never at the mercy of a crazed Dark Lord accomplish the second, he plans to take over wizarding fix his family's standing, he wants to marry Ginevra Weasley, pureblood and war heroine. Now all he has to do is convince her, and that might be the harder goal. COMPLETE

Hermione is an upper sixth student at the highly elite Hogwarts School, and she needs extra hours working in the school's science labs for her pre-admission to Oxford the next year. However, she has to get the approval from the chemistry teacher, Dr. Snape, as well as the support of the man in charge of the science department - Dr. Tom Riddle. (Non-Magical/Modern AU) *COMPLETED*

Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been invited to a tea party at Malfoy Manor. This calls for a new pair of shoes. Just a few Dramione drabbles with a shoe shopping focus. Sometimes OOC, but always fluffy.

Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to help rebuild the shattered castle the summer after the war. She and the other summer resident - and eventually their friends - have to come to terms with how the war broke more than just the walls of the building. Follows multiple Hogwarts students through '8th year' and one additional year of early adulthood. COMPLETE.

Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Head Girl in a Voldemort-free AU world of silly fluffs. Will she let him take her to the Halloween Masque? Will Pansy's high heels trip her up before she asks her own crush out? And would someone tell Theo that's not appropriate in public? Winner Best Head Boy/Head Girl fic in the "Something Wicked This Way Comes" Dramione fanfic awards, 2016.

Because, apparently, the only thing I can write is Dramione Drabbles. Various Genres and Ratings. - Updated 2016 Jan 11 - Chp 16 - Kiss Cam - There's a Kiss Cam at the Quidditch game and Hermione and Draco just happen to be sitting next to each other...

A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!

Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.

"'I, on the other hand, was paired with a young, fiery little number. I hope she enjoys long holidays in the Caribbean and naming children after constellations, because she'll be doing both in less than six weeks,' he said as he peered greedily down at the parchment." Ah, the old marriage law trope…but slightly different. Oneshot. EWE.

Hermione Granger is different, and is not who she originally thought. Why is Draco Malfoy suddenly involved in her life and what part of her past connects the two?

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough. COMPLETE

What if Dumbledore, and the other professors are plotting to get students from two enemy houses together? What if the students find that they can't get more than 10 feet away from each-other? Was this spell induced? Read this Dramione to find out! Plz

She didn't expect something like that happen to her. But it did. Narcissa Malfoy/Theodore Nott. Romance. Drama. Was written for ForTheLoveOfHP fest on LJ. Huge thank you to my betas krazyredhead0317 and AmyLouise!

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.

The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.

A collection of snapshots across their lives and how they intertwine, because Hermione has seen more of Draco Malfoy than anybody else has. Dramione (highlighted in the Post-War Era), multi-shot one-chapter fic.

If there was one thing Draco excelled at, it was plotting. Granger didn't stand a chance. D/Hr. 6th year; AU.

"I bet you found that kiss so enjoyable that you just want me to snog you senseless right here and now, don't you, Granger?" Fluffy one-shot.

On Draco and Hermione's second wedding anniversary surprises abound, but not just for the couple themselves. Hermione's friends also get a few surprises as well. One shot with two alternate endings.

Draco Malfoy has played both sides of the war for years, but when Voldemort gives him an ultimatum—bring him Hermione Granger or die—she surprisingly agrees to be handed over to the Dark Lord. Together, they take pureblood society by storm as Master and Madam Malfoy, all while trying to help the Order find and destroy the last Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort forever.

When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!

It's May, and the first anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. As a gesture of good will, the Malfoy family have opened up Malfoy Manor and allowed the celebration ball to be held there. When Hermione has a hard time dancing on the floor, Draco decides its time to set the record straight from all those years ago. Written for the DramioneLove Spring-Summer 2013 Fest.

To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.

When Hermione accidentally leaves her diary behind, her two best friends and their girlfriends can't resist taking a peek. They discover that Hermione is romantically involved with someone, but the only clue to their identity is the letter D. They make a guess as to the identity of D but when they discover they're wrong they set out to find the truth.

When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.

It's now required for Forks High School students to take a semester of CONDITIONING gym! When both Edward and Emmett show up in Bella's class, what will happen? Series of gym-related drabbles. Edited August, 2012.

Tired of watching the same domino effect happen amongst their friends, Hermione and Draco team up to become relationship gods. The only problem is, they might get a bit distracted along the way... HG X DM, HP X LL, BZ X GW, RW X LB. Possible lemon(s) in the future. Multi-chaptered request story.

Bella knows her senior year could be ruined. Mr. Cullen knows it just might end his career. But they'd rather sneak in the shadows than walk lonely in the sun. And they quickly discover it's not just the music pulling them to each other.AH teacher/student

a list of thing i am not allowed to do in hogwarts no matter how funny it is. contains multiple references.

When Dumbledore introduces a new initiative in his seventh year house unity class, secrets are revealed about the Head Girl - Hermione Granger.

Over 20 years have passed since the war ended and Draco Malfoy has lost so much: 4 millimeters off his hairline, 5 years of his freedom and 6 months ago, his beloved wife. Now he's struggling not to lose his father and his son too. How can Hermione Weasley help? And more to the point: should she? A look at how Draco & Hermione could've gotten together after that horrible epilogue.

It was like the paint captured glimpses of who she had been, who she had wanted to be. He told her about all sorts of things, like his school years and Hogwarts, and she had been enchanted. He missed her so much. Very long one-shot, request story. Rated for violence. Now edited and complete.

Lord Voldemort somehow ends up at the same wedding as the characters from the British sitcom "Outnumbered" season 2, episode 1 , and six year old Karen has some issues with his ideas. The Cruciatus Curse is much easier to bear than her questioning.

When Hermione Granger is hit by a love potion and falls for Draco Malfoy chaos ensues. But what happens when he falls for her, only to have the potion wear off and her to make a quick return to hating the very ground he walks on...

Trying to make someone fall in love with you is about as pointless as trying to control who you fall in love with. 100 chapters of Draco/Hermione one-shots.

Voldemort's dark magic goes wrong leaving the Hogwarts students to fend for themselves.

Draco Malfoy demands a second opinion. Too bad he asks the wrong people. T for language. ONESHOT.

Hermione's limping and cursing her high heels, hating it with everything she has. Draco comes up to her. To tease her, perhaps? But he does something really unexpected… R&R. Pure Dramione fluff!

When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!

Finally getting back on track with this story! A Marriage Law has come into effect, leaving Hermione paired with everyone's favorite dragon tamer. This is the story of a love blossoming under the most terrifying circumstances. I feel like this story has been written immaturely since I've started so I will be going back and revising before I add more chapters. Thank you everyone

Hermione get's persuaded into helping Ginny deal with her latest crush but as playing match maker becomes more and more complicated, the question is - can people really change for the better? Lots of Draco/Hermione. Read, enjoy and review

In which Hermione and Draco play Hangman, The Boy Who Lived is "hung", and Draco is obsessed with the word asinine. Oh, and before you ask, it's a ONESHOT!

Scanties, knickers, alans, whatever you wanted to call them, a dare is a dare — and Draco Malfoy had to get Grangers before the week was out. Fourth year. Rated for teenage antics. Dramione. Oneshot.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.

What is a synonym for Edward Cullen? Sweet, Sexy vampire, charismatic and charming. But what if it became the opposite? If Edward was the ugly, nerdy, human- romantic to the very core? Now all he needs is someone to teach him how to live life propely.

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

The characters of Twilight chat about whatever they want. Why? Because they can!

Edward can read Bella's mind, and always has done even though she lives in Pheonix, but here's the catch. Bella can read his too & knows what he is. They are best friends but have never actually met, so what happens when events take them both to Forks?

When the family goes hunting,Emmett and Jasper Bella-sit. They decide to play truth or dare. Contains Jasper in Wal-Mart, Bella kissing, Emmett in jail? and Blue paint...will Emmett get in trouble...AGAIN? Won the Fanpire Fanfiction Best Humor award!

What if the order began after the 3rd year? Peter didn't escape, and Sirius was freed. What if Buckbeak hadn't gotten to Lupin before he got to Hermione and Harry didn't get her back in enough time? What if Hermione isn't who she thought she was?

Everyone has secrets, even vampires; with mind reading brothers and emotion sensitive husbands. Little Alice Cullen has a secret, she LOVES Bella. This little feeling is tearing her apart, she can’t think about it with japers or Edward and she can’t tell

Hermione's plan was simple: get close to Draco and keep him from joining Voldemort. Throw in a cover up plan with the sixth years, a few unexpected and dangerous situations, and a bit of confusion and it isn't quite so simple after all.

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

“You chose Weasley over me,” He spat in her ear, every syllable making her cringe. “This is the life you chose for yourself. I didn’t choose this for you.” Hermione looked up into those stormy grey eyes, loathing them. DMHG, Sequel to "Truth or Dare"!

What If When Carlisle Was Changed He Had A Seven Year Old Daughter? What If Years Later Shes Changed Too? What Happens When They Meet Again In The Future? What If That Daughter Was Bella... What Happens Then? Why, ExB Of Course!

Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.

“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”

Emmett discovers a list so magical, he beleives it was created by unicorns! He must complete this list! 16 days, 16 fun things to do in an elevator. What could go wrong?

Direct sequel to "The Grudge 2" - A group of seemingly unrelated people tied to a vicious Chicago serial murder case find themselves also unwittingly tied to the curse of Kayako.

Charlie has 5 minutes to make one last phone call to the love of his life, to tie up all the loose ends... One-shot!

The school counsellor decides the cullen's anti socialness is getting too wierd and prepares to inflict some pain...... In the form of a BUDDY SYSTEM! SHOCK HORROR! R&R!

nothing good can come from an angry bella, an anoyying emmett and ebay. i say NOTHING! bella ooc T for EVIL BELLA! and drugs... IS NOW A REAL FULL LENGTH STORY! and duhduhdunnn therapy!

Bella Swan is dared to reject every invitation to a date for a week. What happens when Edward Cullen asks her on a date and turns...persistent?

If I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHG

Preview: "How does it feel Granger? How does it feel to be utterly powerless? Do you finally have an idea about what you do to me?" he whispered gently, slowly running his finger down her cheek, "That's exactly how you make me feel. Powerless."

Set after HBP. Dumbledore's last wish was for the Golden Trio to return to Hogwarts for their last year. Hermione is made Head Girl, and as such, must display role model behavior, even if it's cooperating with a sworn enemy. T for safety. HG/DM : R&R plz

What happens when Edward and Emmett get into a big fight over something the family doesn't know? A bet/dare of course! Who can go the longest without any blood? A annoying Emmett, and a weak and moody Edward is too much for the family to handle...After BD

As Bella wanders the woods, she is attacked by a vampire named Elizabeth Masen, a non-vegetarian on her way to visit a clan of vampires she has heard includes Dr. Carlisle Cullen and Edward Cullen. What will happen to Bella? How is Elizabeth 'alive'

Date night is ALWAYS ruined by Bella and Edward's 'Just Friends' attitude. Their friends new policy: hook up or get out. So B and E hit the singles dating website to find their "True Love". They may be surprised at who that turns out to be....

This is basically what the title says. Harry Potter re-mastered. Charaters changed, storylines edited, new characters added...the whole shi-bang.

Hermione challenges Draco to wear the one color he never imagined himself wearing--but what would be a sweeter form of revenge than asking her to wear his own house colors? And what possible trouble could wearing unexpected colors of robes bring to them?

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Bella, Rosalie and Alice were annoyed with Edward, Emmett and Jasper. They get a strange idea. So now the girls are traveling to Canada to meet Rob Pattinson, Kellan Lutz, and Jackson Rathbone. Big surprises with twists and turns, and Edward. Oh Dang! R&R

Hermione Granger is in a huge jam. The weekend is coming, and she has three guys to handle. Who will she choose? The long-time boyfriend, the worst enemy or the famous international quidditch player?

Emmett and Bella are accidentally locked inside a closet together. One of them is bound to lose their minds. Just a quick little three minute drabble, no romance.

Yes this is another story about Emmet and his crazy adventures. He meets a duck but is the duck friend or foe. Just read it!

Bella and Edward both receive bets from Jessica and Emmett. Jess bets Bella can't get a boyfriend to break up with her, Emmett thinks Edward's gay and says he can't get a girlfriend. Will they clash? Will their romance survive?

Emmett tries to keep from becoming bored in class by doing a series of different things. WARNING: Somewhat short and maybe crappy. Not complete. Takes place 40 years after BD. Emmett's POV.

A whole lot of twilight quotes, phrases, people and place names, plus their more honest, funny translations.

Follow the lives of your favourite heroes and villains offspring. What advertures behold them? What challenges will they face? What friendships must they fight to keep? Way later Rose/Scorpius Alicetra is my own character

What if Edward couldn't stay away in New Moon? What if he went back? What if the Bella he found wasn't the Bella he had left behind?

Another sequel to Lotty and Cassy's previous adventures with the Cullens, but whats this? No Cullens to be seen, this is a Big Brother, Harry Potter, Darren Shan crossover, though we do have a conversation about our Cullen men...

Bella has been in Forks for awhile and her and Edward have been dating for awhile. There is a week that it's too sunny for the Cullens to go to school. That week a new kid comes along and takes interest in Bella. Uh oh!

A pranking war with a difference, Emmett in a g-string, Jasper's blue balls and the great volleyball incident? What else can you expect when the Cullen’s and Denali’s go to a nudist colony for one VERY interesting 1960’s summer vacation!

Emmett sees an add on tv. He wants a kitty Only if the staff say kitty though! :

Six American teenagers on a field trip to Japan pay a visit to the Saeki house...and one-by-one fall prey to the curse.

/It was quite easy for me to fall head of heals for Hermione. It only took 10 things. 10 excuses- I call them. With each reason came a level of denial that slowly disintegrated at each step forward./ DMHG. oneshot. pure fluff.

2 yrs have passed since Bella first noticed the beautiful boy at the bus stop. His presence at the bus stop becomes fundamental to her daily routine. But one day he isn't there. She wants to know him better but is it too late? Has she waited too long?

The much anticipated third and final installment of the Truth Or Dare series. We all know how weird truth or dare can get when you play it with vampires but what happens when u add werewolves to the mix? Please R&R!

Bella punishes Edward with no kisses for a day. Edward tries really hard to get her to kiss him. Now put Alice into the equation and you have brilliance ...just fluffy fluff R&R

So much happened from the moment Rosalie picked up the phone to when Jacob came to visit. A series of missing moments to tell you the story between books 1 and 2 of Breaking Dawn.

Alice, of course, watched the entire meadow scene. She had to, just in case. Well, alright, so she was curious. And she had to interfere, just a little... Canon APOV

Emmett is bored and decideds to annoy Edward through his thoughts....

Hermione’s turning thirty. It should be a wonderful turning-point, since her life hasn’t exactly been a perfect peach. Still, firewhiskey can turn any pear peach-shaped. Or something like that. Featuring Hungover!Hermione

Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.

After the Yule Ball, Draco decides to wander off to the Astronomy Tower. To his surprise, he sees the last person he expected to be there. Crying. And looking a little... pretty. This story fits like a tee to Goblet of Fire's chapter about the Yule ball.

Sequel to Dusk *must read for this story to be understood*. It's a Twilight remix: scenes from the different books written/rewritten based on hypotheticals. Hope you enjoy it.

Emmett wonders where Bella's tickle spot is. What lengths will he go to to find out. Very short.

*My Version of Twilight* After great misfortune, Bella has gone to live with her Uncle Charlie in Forks. There, in a local high school, she meets an interesting boy named Edward. Both sides are hiding a secret, but who will tell first?

Humor, I think... Sirius sneaks up of McGonagall. In doogie form. While she's in cat form. Fun insues. Random, dumb, spur of the moment. I know you hate it, so do I, but I'm posting it anyway. Rated K. Oneshot. No pairings.

Sent back to Hogwarts with the suspicious title of Head Boy, Draco is forced to share a dormitory with none other than Hermione Granger. With a war looming on the horizon and another danger even closer to home, their final year is anything but ordinary. Thank you to ArtofSilence1 for the beautiful cover!

Draco Malfoy thinks he has a disease, one which is solely caused by filthy little mudbloods. Not compatible with DH.

Hermione looks for her heart's desire in the Mirror of Erised, and finds that she and Malfoy are soulmates. Both are opposed at first but Dumbledore has a trick up his sleeve to get them closer together. Will their feelings change? Review please!

Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!

When Hermione Granger arrived at Hogwarts for another year, the last thing she expected was letter from some one claiming to be her secret admirer.

The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.

Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!

Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.

His biggest mistake was his understatement of the mysterious power she held over him.A DHr oneshot.

Hermione assists Draco in finding his assigned costume for the masked ball his mother would be hosting. What possible mayhem could they encounter? Could these troubles draw them closer? Or will it heighten the old hatred they held for each other?

What happens when Hermione and Malfoy get paired up together for an art assignment? And what kind of madness will ensue after Malfoy suggests an innocent game of 20 questions? DMHG!oneshot

Complete DHr & HG Sixth years at Hogwarts are now required to take a parenting class, what fun! Hermione, Draco, and Harry are paired up in which they'll trade off being children. Can they live through the class or will being a parent prove too hard?

‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP

In the beginning and in the end there was only darkness. In the end, there was only darkness left behind. Hermione is dying of a broken heart. Will Draco swallow his pride to save her? Can he save himself?

All you need to know when constructing a beautiful love affair between sworn enemies. [Parody] REPOST

DracoHermione ONESHOT Draco's ideals he has always had are being broken and he has a difficult decision to make. The thing is, sometimes, you have to be shown reality before you can ever believe.

It's Draco and Hermione's 10th wedding anniversary. Like a typical man, Draco forgets. How does he make it up to her? Knowing Draco, there's always a twist. *complete*