SpaceIsTheLimit
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Joined 06-17-15, id: 6857832, Profile Updated: 07-01-19
Author has written 81 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Soul Eater, and Bleach.

DISCLAIMER: I OWN NONE OF THE ANIME OR ANYTHING ELSE I WRITE ABOUT. I DO HOWEVER OWN THE PLOT. MASASHI KISHIMOTO OWNS NARUTO. AKIRA TORIYAMA OWNS DBZ. HAJIME ISAYAMA OWNS SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN. ATSUSHI OHKUBO OWNS SOUL EATER. THANK YOU FOR SEEING MY MESSAGE AND DON'T SUE ME!! READ AHEAD AND ENJOY!!

It's been four years!!! :):) From a lolely amateur to ~SpaceIsTheLimit~

June 17, 2015--June 17, 2019, three years!

~ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series~

~Part One: Mondays~ HERE

~Part Two: Seventeen Hours~ HERE

~Part Three: Red Wine~ HERE

~Part Four: Dinner Reservations~ HERE

~Part Five: Slow And Steady~ HERE

~Part Six: Interviewers~ HERE

~Part Seven: Exemplary~ *THANKSGIVING SPECIAL* HERE

~Part Eight: Leftovers~ HERE

~Spin off (Itachi and Anko): An Addiction~ HERE

~Part Nine: An Uchiha Christmas~ *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL* HERE

~Part Ten: One Kiss~ *NEW YEARS SPECIAL* HERE

~Part Eleven: It Can't be Helped~ HERE

~Inside Look: That's All She Wrote~ HERE

~Part Twelve: Dance With Me~ *VALENTINES SPECIAL* HERE

~Part Thirteen: Enceinte~ HERE

~Part Fourteen: Aloha Central~ Part One of Aloha Central~ HERE

~Part Fifteen: Honeymoon?~ Part Two of Aloha Central~ HERE

~Spin off (Shisui and Hana): Worst Firsts~ HERE

~Part Sixteen: Surprise~ Part Three of Aloha Central~ HERE

~Part Seventeen: Last Aloha~ Part Four of Aloha Central~ HERE

~Spin off (Sasuke and Sakura): Get Interested~ HERE

~Part Eighteen: Quandary Birthday~ HERE

~Part Nineteen: Camp Retreat~ *SUMMER SPECIAL* HERE

~Part Twenty: Guys Night Out~ HERE

~Spin off (Fugaku and Mikoto): Shark~ HERE

~Part Twenty One: Indignified~ *HALLOWEEN SPECIAL* HERE

~Part Twenty Two: After Effects~ HERE

~Party Twenty Three: Party Like Stars~ *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL* HERE

~Part Twenty Four: Complications~ HERE

~Part Twenty Five: Owarinohajimari~ Part One of The Uchiha Secret~ HERE

~Part Twenty Six: The Trial~ Part Two of The Uchiha Secret~ HERE

~Part Twenty Seven: Deciding Factor~ Part Three of The Uchiha Secret~ HERE

Sometimes I'm really bored and I don't know what to do.

The Maker Of All

The young girl skipped

The young boy frolicked

The old woman yawned

The old man slept

The maker of all smiled, with a broad grin

He ended it all with, "Youngsters and old will surely win."

NAY

Savor the flavor of bittersweet revenge

Carry out wisdom and make amends

Have a soul filled with joy

Move like a snake, be coy

Praise him, praise him, say "NAY!"

We'll wash away our sorrows down by the old man's bay

Cry, Lose, Repeat

In January, I cry

In February, I lose

In March, I hold back

In April, I lock myself away

In May, I tear the sheets apart

In June, I feel successful

In July, I realise it was all a lie

In August, I'm picking up the pieces

In September, I fall back

In October, I land face first

In November, I want to be held again

In December, I try to move forward

In January, I repeat

New Years

Lights flashing

Cars crashing

People cheerful

People sorrowful

Celebration

Deprivation

Starvation

Cheers to the New Day

Cheers to the New Years

Colors Of The Rainbow

The stagnant color of my blood, red.

I peel away the torment, orange.

The brightness never reaches me, yellow.

I lose what I always gain, green.

Tears pour down my face like a waterfall, blue.

I can't help to wonder, purple.

Every little girl has a soul, pink.

It's all for naught, why follow the trend, gray.

Can't you be a color for me?

Some of these poems are pretty dark but made them in my boredom. I should really be asleep right now...I have so much work to do though..One day my friends are going to take every electronic device I have and keep me away from fanfiction. I won't let them do that though! I must provide!

My life consists of boring, boring, more boring, hating on instructors, and fanfiction.

~CAST OF 'ITAIZU NOT VERY REFINED SERIES'~

Itachi: Things sure have heated up.

Izumi: Indeed. We finally learned the Uchiha Secret.

Shisui: Yeah. so no more secrets right Hana?

Hana: Yeah...I’m just worried about Shosuke.

Izuna: The readers are too.

Itachi: SpaceIsTheLimit is the one who did it.

SpaceIsTheLimit: It's called suspense.

Izuna: It's called stupidity.

Madara: Some readers think we killed Danzo!

Maria: Did you though? Sasuke just went on trial!

SpaceIsTheLimit: You guys are going to spoil everything.

Fugaku: Let them, I'm tired of keeping it a secret.

Sasuke: Suspense is fun though!

Mikoto: Eh...not really.

Izuna: Wow.

Sasuke: Shut up.

SpaceIsTheLimit: Calm yourself Sasuke. Just cause youre guilty doesnt mean you need to be a douche.

Mikoto: Can we get a move on...

Maria: Wow this #freeSasuke thing is crazy.

Shisui: They want him freed?

Izuna: Crazy right?

SpaceIsTheLimit: Oy vey.

Obito: How are you feeling Rin, need water?

Rin: I'm fine.

Obito: Are you sure?

Rin: Haru and Sora are already born, chill out.

Hana: Now you know how it feels.

Rin: ...

SpaceIsTheLimit: Let's just advertise already.

Thea: Can I start?

Mark: I should start.

*GASP*

SpaceIsTheLimit: Go back to jail!

Mark: Fine, Fine. But actually, I got out -“

Thea: Okay everyone, don't miss-

Mark: THE ITAIZU SERIES, NOT VERY REFINED!!!

Izumi: You're the worst ex boyfriend ever.

Itachi: Don't get to close, he bites.

SpaceIsTheLimit: You guys make me older...

FIN.

~ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series: Best of Sasuke Uchiha~

"Nice to meet you Izumi. Are you Itachi's Biology?" -Mondays. Sasuke meets Izumi.

"Hana found someone richer and smarter than you?" -Mondays. Shisui has a surprise.

"The hell is she, no, that doing in my house?" -Mondays. Sasuke sees Izumi in his house.

"Don't ever do that Obito, you aren't supposed to touch a poisiness snake." -Seventeen Hours. Obito wants to shake Izumi's hand.

"Mom please. No one cares." -Seventeen Hours. Mikoto reminisces her time with Fugaku.

"Well aren't you an eager bunch?" -Seventeen Hours. Sasuke walks in on Itachi and Izumi's make out session.

"If you're going to do it, at least lock the door." -Seventeen Hours. Sasuke advises Itachi on sex.

"Please. If it's Shisui's kid, they'll annoy me to no end." -Red Wine. Sakura and Sasuke speak about a new child in the Uchiha.

"And who is this boyfriend?" -Red Wine. Sakura speaks of Sai, an ex.

"Did I not say earlier to consider me a girl? And does that imply you want to marry me?" -Red Wine. Sakura tells Sasuke he has to propose, since he's a guy.

"I helped her unlike you...and who the hell is Sai!?" -Red Wine. Sasuke has questions.

"Probably. If she is, then Itachi fucked up bad. I'm never letting him live this one down." -Slow And Steady. Izumi takes a pregnancy test.

"You wanted to come too, so expect it dude." -Interviewers. Sasuke tells his father to expect vulgarity.

"It would only last fifteen seconds, I mean for you it would." -Interviewers. Sasuke tells Itachi he'd only last that long during a blow job.

"Who or what is it?" -Exemplary. Sasuke's answers the phone.

"How about four rounds?" -Exemplary. Sasuke wants more sex.

"Hey, dicktard, unless you're fucking her, you don't call her by her first name, got it?" -Exemplary. Sasuke pulls Sai off Sakura.

"Wow well..not to be a jerk, but..karma sucks huh?" -An Uchiha Christmas. Sasuke dampens Izumi.

"What? I don't still hate her. But I've learned the only way to motivate these people is to slap some sense into them." -An Uchiha Christmas. Sasuke's way of motivation.

"Ho, ho, ho? More like, no no no. 4." -An Uchiha Christmas. Sasuke's judges Obito's Santa suit.

"And I solemnly swear I won't vandalise your cars or limos again." -One Kiss. Sasuke's unkempt promise.

"I know you have no idea how to navigate yourself with Itachi, but must you always interrupt?" -One Kiss. Izumi needs advice.

"Feisty are we?" -One Kiss. Izumi retorts.

"There's always something isn't there." -One Kiss. Sasuke complains alot.

"Dude, I just wanna make out again, please go chill with Maria. Please! I'm begging ya here!" -One Kiss. Sasuke's desire to kiss Sakura.

"I hate it when you leave, but I love to watch you go." -One Kiss. Sakura walks away from Sasuke.

"I'd like to toast to wine! Because even when you can't drink anymore, it compels you to!" -One Kiss. Sasuke's toast.

"Izumi! This is Izumi, right? You sound so much different over phone..."-It Can't Be Helped. Sasuke calls Izumi.

"You have one already? Man, I just went through hanger hell." -It Can't Be Helped. Sasuke gets dresses.

"I told you to consider me a girl before we came here." -It Can't Be Helped. Sasuke wants to be included.

"I really hope you're not trying to propose right now." -It Can't Be Helped. Izumi asks Sasuke about marriage.

"Don't worry, it's funny to see everybody else's reactions when I get drunk, but I'd never sabotage this." -That's All She Wrote. Sasuke gets drunk on purpose.

"Funny, I don't like you either." -That's All She Wrote. Sasuke's response to Sakura's Grandpa saying he doesn't like him.

"Really? And has her previous boyfriends bought out a restaurant for you two to meet him?" -That's All She Wrote. Sasuke buys restaurant.

"She was loose as hell though, now I have someone to compare her to." -Dance With Me. Sasuke explains his first time.

"No. And she shouldn't. She won't ever know. So don't tell her. If you tell her, hell is just around the corner." -Dance With Me. Izumi's fate if she tells Sakura.

"The day we can finally fuck?" -Dance With Me. Sasuke wants it to be Valentines Day already.

"No. That's not it, and if you know that, that should be your gift to me." -Dance With Me. A naked Sakura is what Sasuke wants.

"If you haven't found out by now, you don't deserve to know."-Dance With Me. Itachi's gift for Izumi should be known.

"It's not like he'll throw a 'My sperm works' party, but who cares how he'll react. He deserves to know." -Enceinte. Sasuke wants Itachi to know Izumi's pregnant.

"The sex is great, but she always wants to talk about her damn feelings." -Enceinte. Sasuke doesn't care for emotions.

"You haven't smashed since Christmas?" -Enceinte. Sasuke is awestruck.

"I really can't imagine that. When I get married to Sakura, as if sex is going to stop." -Enceinte. Sasuke wants to marry Sakura?

"Shit, no you can't tell Sakura I said that, she'll never shut up about it!" -Enceinte. Sasuke begs Thea not to tell Sakura.

"Izumi's pregnant! Sorry, you were taking forever, with the whole bird shit, it was boring." -Enceinte. He could've at least waited.

"Where are we going? Dubai, Czech Republic, or the Bahamas? You're paying right?" -Aloha Central. No vacation there.

"I've known you for 21 years and she's known you for 10 months and you pick her, over me? I thought we were brothers." -Aloha Central. Yeah right.

"Speak for yourself, I won't miss it." -Aloha Central. Sure you won't Sasuke.

"Your'e jealous of Alani?" -Honeymoon? Sasuke finds it amusing.

"What do you mean 'this Alani girl?' She's the love of my-" -Honeymoon? He does get smacked.

"Kinky?" -Honeymoon? Accusations are so silly.

"That's an ass name!" -Surprise. Shisui jr. doesn't bode well with Sasuke.

"He didn't pick you either, dunce!" -Surprise. Neither Sasuke or Shisui went to Hawaii.

"That's usually always the cure for being tired Shisui." -Surprise. When exhausted, sleep is the cure.

"Hey! Wow, really mom? Not cool." -Surprise. ItaIzu is cuter than baby Sasuke, says Mikoto.

"How about 'Sasuke'?" -Surprise. Sasuke's suggestion for the newborn baby.

"It was worth a shot." -Surprise. Sasuke at least had to try for it.

"Besides, there won't be liberal jackasses to keep me from you." -Get Interested. Sasuke only needs to be near Sakura.

"Wow, mom, don't just barge in here. Knock." -Get Interested. Mikoto doesn't 'knock'.

"That's the type of hey I get? Not even a 'hey sexy'?" -Get Interested. Sasuke featuring his ego.

"Nah. My dad changed his mind. He realized I need to scout for girls, no need for a girl with an entrance as dry as the Saharan desert." -Get Interested. Sasuke's excuse to have a party.

"...I guess. I thought she was Sakura. Oh, hey Sakura." -Get Interested. Sasuke confuses Ino for Sakura.

"Not sure I'm comfortable talking about your sex life." -Get Interested. Itachi and his bluntness.

"No, seriously. I think she's actually mad." -Quandary Birthday. Of course she is Sasuke.

"I work the hardest, right?" -Quandary Birthday. Sure you do.

"Yeah. Can you tell us why exactly?" -Camp Retreat. How rude.

"Anybody have a clue as to why we're staying?" -Camp Retreat. Who knows.

"Damn. She pulled the disappointment card." -Camp Retreat. What an instigator.

"Ooh, not a good comeback." -Camp Retreat. Seriously Stop Sasuke.

"Yeah, vacations aren't supposed to dothat. They're supposed to be fun, if you hadn't noticed, people don't dread vacations. They like them." -Camp Retreat. How valid.

"I mean, I know I'll never survive without washing my hair for a whole day." -Camp Retreat. Right.

"Holy fuck, that's the best family name ever!" -Camp Retreat. The sarcasm is so evident.

"Somebody kill me now. I won't even haunt you after I die, just kill me please." -Camp Retreat. We don't believe you Sasuke.

"Alright, listen here, you horse. You're dirty. I have to clean you. Got it?" -Camp Retreat. Horse can't necessarily talk.

"You make it sound like we had awkward sex." -Camp Retreat. Itachi does make a pained face.

"And I know you rolled your eyes dumbass!" -Guys Night Out. Sasuke has eyes everywhere.

"Tell Itachi, I'm not talking to him right now and leave a message after the damn beep." -Guys Night Out. So volatile.

"I told you never to speak of that." -Guys Night Out. Never talk of Sasuke's emo phase.

"I don't want to have to deal with idiocy the entire time I'm forced to be there. And you're not a complete idiot." -Guys Night Out. Thanks.

"Because I just got out of rehab and being drunk has just been my sober pass time."

"Pff, tha' loser guy. Kicked his ass re - al good." -Guy's Night Out. How eloquent of you Sasuke.

"What are you frowning for, you're around me." -Guys Night Out. No one would frown around Sasuke apparently.

"It's not like I think our kid wouldn't be badass, because my genes rock." -Guys Night Out. Definitely.

"I know. No kid in our foreseeable future. What's to get here again?" -Guys Night Out. Sigh.

"I get it, I get it, stop kissing me already! I get it Sakura!" -Guys Night Out. Mmhmm.

"Now you're speaking my language." -Guys Night Out. Of course.

"Maybe if you were ever around, I wouldn't need to compensate with parties." -Shark. Sasuke does like to hang out with his parents.

"It was never a party until you showed up Madara." -Indignified. Sasuke and sarcasm, two sides of the same coin.

"I swear, if another video is shown, I'll lose it." -Indignified. Sasuke doesn't want his baby pictures shown.

"Sasuke. I don't give a fuck for formalities." -Indignified. ...

"Yeah. College is a bitch, but hey, as long as I get an education right?" -Indignified. Yeah, sure, let's go with that.

"It's good or bad. Either she's angry I leave the toilet seat up or she's angry that I don't say goodnight." -Indignified. True Dat.

"I just poured my fucking emotions out for the first time ever and you call it gay!?" -Indignified. Oh wow,

"Ew. Aren't you guys too old to be mushy?" -Indignified. Indra reprimands him of course.

"Ladies, while it would be amazing to see you two fight over me, let's just calm down." -Indignified. Jesus Sasuke.

Don't you fucking cry you pansy. Go after her. -Indignified. SasuSaku is no more.

"I'm better than this? Than what? Than actually caring about someone. You don't get this bummed about relationships because you never try. Ever. Like at all." -After Effects. Sasuke may have a lot of inner turmoil.

"I'm full of surprises." -Party Like Stars. Sasuke fixes TenTen's disillusioned idea of him.

"Alright, nothing to see here, go back to your party," -Party Like Stars. Sasuke can stick up for Naruto when needed.

"Damn, my ass hurts. Did we have sex? And if so, was I the fucking bottom?" -Complications. Yeah, okay.

"Shisui, you asshole. You just let me fall down in the parking lot?" -Complications. Anyone who has gotten used to you would do the same Sasuke.

"I got high and passed out, no big deal. Continue." -Owarinohajimari. It's actually a very big deal Mister.

"Like hell you are. Tell me who shot you, they'll live a short life." -Owarinohajimari. Hell hath no fury than an Uchiha scorned.

"The Uchiha fan is also white -" -Owarinohajimari. Mikoto tells him to shut up obviously.

"I know, pretty badass." -Owarinohajimari. Red to a white party is pretty badass.

"Thanks for that. I would've killed myself if that lasted any longer." -Owarinohajimari. Fangirls will always be around.

"I'm an Uchiha, it's what we do." -Owarinohajimari. Definitely, you all are pretty too.

"Sometimes I need to grace the peasants with my presence." -Owarinohajimari. Sasuke's confidence is endearing really.

"Shut the fuck up you walking hemorrhoid." -Owarinohajimari. Sasuke doesn't take lightly to being arrested.

"Bitch I say what I want." -Owarinohajimari. One of the single most badass and venomous lines Sasuke has ever said.

"Don't actually ask me if I'm okay when you see me in goddamn handcuffs." -The Trial. Sasuke's patience in jail ran thin.

"Shut the hell up, he provoked me, back off!" -The Trial. Sasuke revealed a lot with just these words.

"Wow, I see a running trend here." -The Trial. So do we Sasuke, so do we.

"There's not much we could do about it now. But I gotta say, that left hook was killer." -The Trial. Sasuke always pays attention to the wrong things.

“Well, this was a nice little reunion, thanks Ibiki, you’re the best.” -Deciding Factor. Sasuke annoys the chief of the FBI.

~ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series Q/A~LAST REVISED: DECEMBER 2018

Q1: Who shot my boo?

A1: ME. Nah, just kidding. You'll find out.

Q2: CAN WE KNOW THE UCHIHA SECRET ALREADY?

A2: SOON.

Q3: Has the SasuSaku ship officially sunk?

A3: Who knows?

Q4: Will Naruko be shown more, I love her character!

A4: Thank you, and of course! She's dating Izumi's brother!

Q5: Are you shipping SasuTen now?

A5: ...no comment.

Q6: What's the Uchiha rendezvous?

A6: A place in Uchiha history located in Japan where most Uchiha men take their lovers to propose. It is said that if you propose when the Sakura trees are blooming and the birds are singing and your lover doesn't know about the rendezvous location, then your marriage will last forever.

Q7: I WANT TO KICK KARIN IN THE FACE. IS SHE REALLY NOT OVER SASUKE?

A7: Haha. She fell in love with him and feelings like that take a while to go away. She's dimmed down her feelings but she still has romantic interests in him.

Q8: Who is this Noriko woman, is she trying to ruin the Uchiha?

A8: In due time my friend.

Q9: Will Sakura find a man like Sasuke found TenTen?

A9: Probably not.

Q10: Can Itachi marry me instead?

A10: What do you have to say about that Itachi?

Itachi: Izumi is the love my life, I could never part ways with...I'm sorry, what does that say?

Izumi: Where are your glasses? You're messing up the script!

Itachi: Screw the script, marry me Izumi!

Mikoto: Yes! Grandkids!

Fugaku: Wait, don't rush things!

Shisui: Itachi, you're drunk!

Same number 10 question because that's too funny to remove. XD


To be or not to be..

~CAST OF PRACTICALLY MARRIED~

Naruto: Hinata! Our story, Practically Married has made it to 80 chapters!

Hinata: That's great.

SpaceIsTheLimit: You could show a bit more enthusiasm Hinata.

Naruto: Don't judge her, you know!

Sasuke: You're stressing me out Space. I'm in two stories here.

SpaceIsTheLimit: You should be happy you get more on screen time then most.

Sakura: How come all the stories you have circle around mainly those two!?

Sai: Not true, she has too many Itachi stories to count.

Choji: Especially with all the big words she uses.

Karin: Not sure how that's relevant...

Kakashi: When are we going to answer interview questions?

SpaceIsTheLimit: Maa, when I feel like it..

Naruto: That's vague, you know.

Hinata: Guys, remember our objective. Advertising?

Suigetsu: Hold up, why don't I get more on screen time?! I'm only in TWO CHAPTERS (ch. 60, Teme Chronicles Part I, ch. 70, Teme Chronicles Part II)!

Juugo: Yeah, well I have barely been introduced.

Sasuke: No one cares Juugo.

Sakura: GUYS! ADVERTISING!

Naruto: Yeah, yeah. Anyways, catch the next ten chapters of Practically Married! On...not really a certain date though...

SpaceIsTheLimit: I'm tired of having to deal with you guys...

SpaceIsTheLimit And cast: STAY TUNED!!

Choji: Anyone have some barbecue chips?

FIN.


~Practically Married CAST interviews~

Naruto~

So Naruto, do you plan on marrying Hinata?

Naruto: Sure!

So straightforward...What do you love most about her?

Naruto: Her...weirdness!

Eh??

Naruto: I've already said I like people like her.

How adorable.

Hinata~

Hinata, do you want Naruto to PROPOSE?

Hinata: Yes, but...not yet.

How soon is too soon?

Hinata: Tomorrow. If he proposes a month from now, I'll be okay with it.

What do you love most about him?

Hinata: His leadership, and constant belief in his friends and even family. He's still passionate, and his nindo became mine from the way he-

It's only a thirty minutes interview Hinata.

Hinata: R-right. Sorry.

More Interviews to come!

I'm carrying out making this profile huge in a stalling way...

LOVE

The best love is the one that makes you into a better person, without changing you into something other than yourself.

A true relationship is two unperfect people refusing to give up on each other.

The couples that are meant to be, are the ones that go through everything that are meant to tear them apart, and come out even stronger.

Love isn't something you find, it's something that finds you.

You fall in love with the most unexpected person at the most unexpected time.

That person who enters your life out of no where and suddenly means the word to you.

At the touch of love, everybody turns into an artist.

Someone who really loves you sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, how hard you are to handle, but still wants you.

Once you find true love, don't expect to find it again so hold on to it, hug it, embrace it while you have it.

You only learn to love when you fall in love again.

Don't ever say you're not good enough. If that person can't see how amazing you are, then they are the one who's not good enough for you.

Love who your heart wants, not what your eyes want. Don't worry about what others say or think. This love is yours, not theirs.

*Guys I got all these from off the Internet, I couldn't find the people who said them though, just know I ain't taking credit.*

Moment of realization, I'm hungry.

Main Focus: ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series

R.I.P Uchiha Itachi
You will always live within our hearts.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list if Itachi's death affected you greatly.

Show the world how much you care.

Due to popular demand, here's stuff about me.

My hair is naturally black, but I dyed it blonde, I've got mad freckle game, my eyes are green, I'm 5"4, and I weigh 125. There we go. Nothing else. Okaaay...fine, fine.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Soul Eater, Attack On Titan, My Hero Academia

Last shows binge watched: 13 Reasons Why (IT'S CRAP, I KNOW), Rupauls Drag Race, Daytime Divas, and Grey's Anatomy

OTPs: NaruHina, MinaKushi, SasuSaku, ItaIzu

Look. Let's get me thing straight here real quick. I do not hate Sakura. I'm a bit tired of people saying she has no character development. Compare Part I Sakura to Part II. I DON'T THINK PART I SAKURA CAN USE 100 HEALINGS, I ALSO DON'T THINK SHE CHARGED HEAD FIRST TO AN ARMY OF TEN TAILS MINIONS AND TOWARDS MADARA. SHE ALSO HELPED TAKE DOWN KAGUYA. DON'T EVEN SAY SHE DIDN'T, KAGUYA WOULD'VE ESCAPED IF NOT FOR HER. Also. Naruto the Last Movie. That Moon would've killed Earth if she didn't give some of her chakra to Naruto. Another thing, Boruto the movie, a lot of civilians would be dead if she wasn't there. Here's something to think about: JUST BECAUSE SHE PURSUED SASUKE, DOESN'T MEAN SHE DIDN'T DEVELOP AS A CHARACTER. That's basically saying Hinata didn't develop. That girl is a badass. I get it if you say TenTen didn't develop, because she had less screen time than TonTon the pig, so. DON'T COME FOR MY GIRL SAKURA!! That is all.

I absolutely adore reading long reviews, it makes my heart melt. (Long reviews that are nice obviously)


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7 Minutes in Heaven by walkingspring reviews
It's Itachi's last chance to confess to Izumi; his long time crush for over 3 years. Will Itachi succeed? Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] Sasuke U. - Complete
The Habit by NoneHereRightNow reviews
Itachi was serene, perfect in his parents eyes, but there's one small thing. He liked to cross dress. Fugaku's point of view on certain chapters. Basically, the woe of being a cross dresser. *First Story*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2016 - Published: 11/27/2016 - Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U.
All that Glitters is not Gold by FlameOfArcana reviews
What's really lurking in the deep? Kisame always was too fascinated with the ocean. Siren AU for KisaIta week on Tumblr.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2016 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Mangetsu H. - Complete
Teacher Knows Best by FlameOfArcana reviews
Some people will read in between the lines no matter how minuscule a possibility. Itachi really wishes they had just gone to the art museum like he suggested; at least then he could tune out all of this gossip and presumption. A strong argument for why you don't take your students on a boring field trip. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Frosting by FlameOfArcana reviews
Itachi doesn't like frosting on his cupcakes. A Valentine's Day fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Complete
You Can't Beat Home Sweet Home by SkywardShadow reviews
It's a hell of a way to come out to your family, by bringing a heretofore-unknown boyfriend to Christmas dinner, but Sasuke's never been one to do anything by halves. (Oneshot, SasuNaru, ItaShi) (BOTB 'verse)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
Sometimes You Only Get One Chance (But Sometimes You Get Two) by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui, you see, is a big believer in True Love. Specifically the part about it Conquering All (Including Scary-Ass Fathers). (ItaShi, Oneshot, Say Anything Fusion)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,043 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Shisui U., Itachi U.] Anko M., Fugaku U. - Complete
A Fine Day on Konoha by Chibietan reviews
Set after ch 700, Naruto and the other are now adults with some of them already being parents with the troubles each of them face being a parent. Naruto who struggled between his duties as the hokage and being the father of his family. Sasuke who realised how him leaving for his journey has affect his daughter, and others struggling their own problems. Lots of Naruhina ;)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,169 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Boruto U., Himawari U.
Never Let Me Go by Mrs Scorpius Malfoy reviews
After Sasuke leaves Konoha for a second time, he and Sakura become pen pals. They meet in Iwagakure by chance during Sakura's medic duties, and she realizes she can never let go of him. Post-War Canon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cleaning Day by drkelf reviews
Eren x Levi.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Exactly What It Looks Like by SkywardShadow reviews
Sasuke attempts to surprise Itachi on his birthday. This was a terrible, terrible idea. (ItaShi, BOTB 'verse)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
TMI by xotakux2002x reviews
There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Hands Clean by GreenPicklesLoveYou reviews
Highschool AU - Eren x Levi. Eren's your typical high school student, despite his anger management problems. One day, he has to visit the nurse's office to only discover that the usual nurse has been replaced by a man with steel gray eyes and a mouth with no filter. [Eren is aged up to 17]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,873 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Mikasa A., Armin A. - Complete
Red Yarn by Matsuri Yuki reviews
Cat Hidan is in heat and finds a black cat tangled up in red yarn. Think of all the naughty unimaginable things he can do to the kitty... Very very detailed yaoi. (HidaIta) (Neko mimi) Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
69 by Matsuri Yuki reviews
Hidan thinks of a naughty idea for Itachi's present on his birthday. Written for Itachi's birthday Very detailed yaoi (HidaIta). Happy birthday Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Smile by Matsuri Yuki reviews
Hidan is having a very bad day. That is until he saw him of course. Sitting just a few seats away, a young man with beautiful long raven hair sat alone, absentmindedly swirling his finger around the rim of his glass... May be OOC in it, humor and detailed yaoi (HidaIta) Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Itachi's Trouble with Blonds by Misato'sPenPen reviews
Naruto accidently hits Itachi with his car and it ends up being the best thing that ever happened to either of them. Anal, COMPLETE, Fingering, M/M, Oneshot, Oral, WAFF
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,414 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bizarre Earth Customs by Nintendocat reviews
Bulma quickly realizes that simple traditions and common daily activities are anything but when the Sayian Prince is involved.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,089 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Bulma, Vegeta
Kakashi's Birthday by DiamondCrook reviews
One shot. It's Kakashi's birthday. Kakashi feels old, Gai has the worst timing, Sasuke finds out something new about his brother, and Kakashi is forced to sleep on the couch.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,933 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
The Good Son by Sojourney reviews
A series of interludes during Death the Kid's childhood, the bond between father and son, and how Shinigami has learned to cope with his son's eccentricities. First in the Triskelion series.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,595 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Death The Kid, Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
Brother of the Bride by SkywardShadow reviews
Sasuke is less than impressed with his brother's boyfriend. A Christmas shopping trip should help them bond, right? Well...not really, no. *Mentioned ItaShi, oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sasuke U., Shisui U. - Complete
Saturdays by ThatSuperGeek reviews
It's a normal Saturday and Shisui is over creating absolute chaos. After dragging a confession from his secretive best friend he decides it's time for a lesson - on kissing! ItachixShisui a casual mess around between friends
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U.
You Shall Go To The Ball by Quillslinger reviews
Shisui takes Itachi to the prom. You think I'm kidding, but I'm not. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
President for a Day by Darke Angelus reviews
When Bulma comes down with the flu, Vegeta takes over Capsule Corp. for the day, much to the horror of executives of a rival company who had hoped to intimidate the heiress into a deal. -One shot-
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,835 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 641 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lost in Translation by Hikari M666 reviews
AU SasuNaru. When Naruto bumps into Sasuke and doesn't recognise him, Sasuke pretends not to speak Japanese to avoid him. But he doesn't expect Naruto to start revealing all his secrets to a stranger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 145 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Revived
A glance into Ulquiorra's thoughts as Aizen discovered him as a Hollow.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2 - S. Aizen, Ulquiorra - Complete
Shocker Frenzy: Deraggon Saga reviews
A new game. New found romances. And more time in between for Sasuke to rage quit. Sequel to Calamity Games: Level 100!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,688 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 7/6/2017 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Lord Kid reviews
Kid - no Lord Death is torn between his used to be human life, and now life as a God that doesn't need to eat, sleep, or be bound to Death City. His journey turning into a real Shinigami will be rough, but everyone is there to help him.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,264 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Death The Kid
Deciding Factor reviews
Itachi takes the initiative to get his girlfriend back. Part 27 of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. And Part 3, the final part, of The Uchiha Secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Practically Married reviews
Naruto and Hinata were many things. But they were practically everything..because everyone knows how oblivious Naruto is. Series of short chapters on NaruHina before marriage. (WARNING: You will hate the word Practically after this). Rated T for slight implications...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 19,473 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/2/2018 - Published: 5/17/2016 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
The Trial reviews
The Uchiha are fighting for Sasuke, and everything seems to be falling apart. Meanwhile - Izumi is in a foreign place with a familiar face. Part 26 of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. And Part 2 of The Uchiha Secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,958 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Itachi U., Team Seven, Izumi U. - Complete
Shoulder reviews
Prompt #11: It was 3AM and he wouldn't have opened the door for anyone other than the person on his doorstep.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2018 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Tooth reviews
Prompt #10: "What's with all these well-behaved children? I'm trying to get them to steal candy and no ones taking any." SNS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Owarinohajimari reviews
Izumi goes on a "trip" with a few people. Sasuke goes on a trip too, but they handcuffed him for some reason. Part 25 of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. And Part one of The Uchiha Secret.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,083 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2018 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Complications reviews
After everything that just happened, Izumi really wishes Itachi never got on that motorcycle. Part 24 of ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2018 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.]
Party Like Stars reviews
Yeah, so maybe no one will be satisfied reading this open ending. Part 23 of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. Enjoy...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Eruri Headcannons reviews
The title is self explanatory. Obviously yaoi and obviously...Eruri.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2017 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Quick Run reviews
Prompt #9: Sasuke is forced to bail Kiba out and Naruto figures he could get ice cream on the way back. SNS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Suggestions reviews
Prompt #8: "Tis my life now. I have climbed this hill and will die upon it. How philosophical." Sasuke rolled his eyes, "Shut up. We've only been hiking for twenty minutes." SNS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trace reviews
Prompt #7: Sasuke thinks Naruto is asleep and traces the words 'I love you' over and over on his back. Then Naruto rolls over and starts grinning. He pulls Sasuke closer and says 'I love you too'. SNS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/10/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
After Effects reviews
Naruto is always there when Sasuke is in a bind. Itachi and Izumi get a little more heated than usual. Mikoto finds out an ugly truth happening within her. And Kagami realizes that babysitting isn't that easy. Part twenty-two of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Indignified reviews
All Hallows Eve. That's all there is to say. Part 21 of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Seclusion reviews
Prompt #6: Sasuke and Naruto are stuck in a room together, passing time by playing 21 questions. SNS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Deprived reviews
Prompt #5: "I'm trying to have a serious conversation wth you." "And I'm subtlety trying to avoid it." SNS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Decisions reviews
Prompt #4: "...Right now I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off this bridge." SNS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Human Mind reviews
Prompt #3: The human mind is truly the scariest thing of all. SNS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Art of Acting reviews
Prompt #2: "Jesus, can't you at least try to act surprised?" SNS
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Arm Rest reviews
Prompt #1: "I would have had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm and I didn't want to wake you." SNS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/29/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Keeping Up Apearances reviews
"Want to see what kind of trouble we can get into?" "Oh God, we're going to die aren't we?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Numbers reviews
"These are numbers." "Yeah. My numbers." Naruto winked, and if you're a guy, and you weren't gay before, you are now. Sasuke almost laughed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Living Arrangements reviews
Naruto blinked once. Twice. "Sasuke, what is-" "You suffered with me for five years, the least I could do is give you a house." Naruto furrowed his brows, "That," He pointed to the one story house across the street, "That is a house, this," He pointed at the giant thing behind Sasuke, "This is a freaking giant!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2017 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Shark reviews
Fugaku was certain he was screwed when he met Mikoto. FugaMiko cuteness, along with baby Itachi and baby Sasuke cuteness. Spin off for the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,142 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2017 - [Fugaku U., Mikoto U.] - Complete
Livestream reviews
Naruto gets a very interesting donation offer from a familiar username. "ravenhead: 50 for a date" [300 word challenge. -38 from my little note]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2017 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Guys Night Out reviews
Izumi was fine with getting words out of a drunk Sasuke, and meeting his friends had to come along with that. Itachi speaking Japanese, but what exactly is he trying to tell Izumi? Whilst Mikoto and Fugaku still trying to hide a secret. Part Twenty of The ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Ice reviews
"When I saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew." -William Shakespeare. Of course Izumi and Itachi now know that this is complete and utter bullshit. But that doesn't stop them from thawing the ice between them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Unconventional Bibliophile reviews
By no means does Itachi want to work at a car wash until they pay off that crash. But by a lot of means is he glad he could meet a stranger that had a bigger obsession with books than he. Even if she was dressed like a daytime prostitute. [800 words challenge] ItaIzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2017 - Itachi U., Izumi U. - Complete
Camp Retreat reviews
Mikoto has the worst idea. Izumi believes she doesn't know Itachi as much as she thinks she does. Sasuke has emotional issues. You're going to be pissed about this part. Part Nineteen of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. Summer special.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Quandary Birthday reviews
With Sasuke and Sakura on the verge of a breakup, Izumi wonders if she can still give Itachi the perfect birthday. Part Eighteen of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Get Interested reviews
Maybe Sasuke's advances were sweet for him, but he always had to ruin something. Involving a jealous Kiba, recurring Ino, and lovestruck Sakura, things do get hectic. Especially when Itachi "tries" (and fails) to give advice. Spin off for the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Last Aloha reviews
People usually say it isn't the end, just the beginning. Well, we could use that context for Itachi and Izumi's first date. Part Seventeen of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. And part four, final part, of Aloha Central.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Suprise reviews
Between water breaking and jealousy, Izumi always finds time to get flustered. Part Sixteen of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. And part three of Aloha Central.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,142 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Worst Firsts reviews
Shisui is yet to give Hana her tip. Spinoff on how they met, and how they're the first date went.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2017 - [Shisui U., Hana I.] - Complete
Honeymoon? reviews
Even when they are all the way in Honolulu, something can catch up to Izumi and Itachi. Part fifteen of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined series. And part two of Aloha Central.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.]
Aloha Central reviews
Hawaii is always an option, because Sasuke's jealousy won't stop Itachi and Izumi. Part fourteen of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. And part one of The Aloha Central .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Enceinte reviews
In retrospect, telling Sakura she was pregnant was the wrong move. Part thirteen of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
The Calamity Games: Level 100 reviews
'Itachi blinked. So basically...He has feelings for his little brothers best friend Naruto. The comic book store clerk has feelings for him, Kakashi. And his best friend has liked him ever since they met, Kisame. And he's kissed all of them. Oh great.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,885 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/4/2017 - Published: 1/25/2017 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Dance With Me reviews
Itachi's romantic side gets a new reveal when Valentines Day rolls around. Part twelve of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Old Days reviews
For some reason, whenever he remembers how things used to be, it made him feel much better.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2017 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Shisui U., Izumi U. - Complete
That's All She Wrote reviews
How Sasuke meeting Sakura's grandparents went. Also Itachi is in the mood, and Shisui and Hana play poker. Inside Look of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2017 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
It Can't Be Helped reviews
Izumi and Itachi have to cuddle more. Itachi has work to do. It can't be helped. Part eleven of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
One Kiss reviews
Izumi just wants a kiss from Itachi, but he won't comply. Part ten of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
An Uchiha Christmas reviews
Itachi is being a grinch, Madara is actually enjoying Christmas and Shisui is well...an idiot. Part nine of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,786 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
ItaIzu Questionnaire reviews
Hope you know what you've been reading. For my supporters, who know their ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Complete
Poker Night reviews
"Fold." Anything could happen during poker Night. Maybe Kisame could finally man up. KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2016 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.] - Complete
An Addiction reviews
Even Itachi had his first time before he met Izumi. Story arc, for Itachi and Anko's relationship, as requested from certain people. Spin off from The ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2016 - [Itachi U., Anko M.]
Leftovers reviews
Itachi doesn't usually make bets but with Izumi it'd be fine. Part Eight of The ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2016 - [Izumi U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Exemplary reviews
Uchiha had some crazy Thanksgivings. Whether that involved a pregnant Hana or a jealous Sasuke was fine by Izumi. Part seven of the ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series. (Excuse the grammar mistakes please).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,454 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Forget About Me reviews
"I..like you sensei.." Minato smiled, "I like you too Kakashi!" In which Kakashi holds feelings for Minato, but Minato doesn't get it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2016 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Interviewers reviews
Having all the Uchiha ask you questions about that sort of thing is bound to be vulgar. Part six of the, 'ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/18/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Slow And Steady reviews
Itachi and Izumi's safe word was Australia. Part five of the 'ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series'.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/9/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Dinner Reservations reviews
Izumi could be a very forgiving person, no matter what Itachi did. Part four of the, 'ItaIzu Not Very Refined Series'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,522 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Red Wine reviews
If Sasuke and Hana were involved, it was bound to end up like that. Part three of the, 'ItaIzu Not Very Refined' Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2016 - [Izumi U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Seventeen Hours reviews
Tuesdays may not be his days off, but for seventeen hours they would be. Part two of, 'ItaIzu Not Very Refined' Series.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
10 Days In The Akatsuki reviews
The Akatsuki are criminal masterminds, we know this. But we don't know just how humorous their lives can be. [10 chapters of pure Akatsuki]. Not in order in the slightest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Akatsuki - Complete
Inspirational Canvas reviews
As of now the canvas was blank. Itachi can't believe his inspiration came from a conniving blonde idiot. [This Fanficition means alot to me, please read and review, thank you] Chapters got mixed, sorry. 5 posted. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 7/25/2016 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Mondays reviews
Itachi only liked Mondays, because that's when he met her. Part one of the, 'ItaIzu Not Very Refined' Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2016 - [Itachi U., Izumi U.] - Complete
Be Careful When Texting reviews
Venting your love for an emotionless bastard over text felt great. Wait...did he just SEND that text? No, wait, he was supposed to delete it right after! This can't be happening!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2016 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
Closure reviews
"I treated you like a villain." Kakashi gets a second chance to apologize. Rated for the lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Itachi U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Come Over reviews
Hidan was not a match maker, and Kisame hated him. So after giving his advice on how to hook up with Itachi, he didn't expect this, "You should come over more often!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/28/2016 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Ohayo Papa reviews
Three times Sarada said good morning and happy birthday to her father. Happy Birthday Sasuke! A month early due to my absence during July..Personal matters ofcourse. (Please stop reviewing that his birthday is July, I know!)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2016 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Sarada U. - Complete
Secret Admirer reviews
How sweet, a secret admirer. Only, Itachi is wondering how this person snuck into his apartment to do this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2016 - [Itachi U., Shisui U.] - Complete
His Back reviews
Looking at his back wasn't so bad. -Better than it sounds. Take time to read please-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2016 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Blind Date reviews
Kisame was seen as hideous, but Itachi couldn't see him. As they say, love is blind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Older Brother reviews
"I have a crush on your brother." (ItaNaru. Slight KisaIta, SasuNaru if you squint.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ah, Young Love reviews
"You shoved your dick in a machine?" Shisui rolled his eyes and looked over at Itachi's sleeping form.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2016 - [Shisui U., Itachi U.] - Complete
Last Birthday reviews
Happy Birthday Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2016 - Itachi U. - Complete
Battle Scars reviews
Erwin and Levi watch flames ignite as they discuss their fight with the titans. *Requested*
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2016 - Erwin S., Levi A. - Complete
Mess reviews
Levi is and always will be a clean freak. He can't stand messes. But Petra is a mess he can handle.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2016 - [Levi A., Petra R.] - Complete
ANBU Days reviews
Being in ANBU should have been awesome. Not until Itachi got a stupid man crush on Kakashi. *First time lemon at the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Itachi U., Kakashi H.] - Complete
Warmth reviews
Petra longed to find that warmth beyond the walls. The warmth that would make her feel...real. The one she'd been searching for. But meeting Levi, her Heichou, she did not have to look very far.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Petra R., Levi A.] - Complete
Saturday Me time reviews
Shikamaru just wanted to rest. Sleep. Work on his beard. But no...his girlfriend had other plans. Set place after Naruto and Hina take moon kiss.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2016 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
What he's like reviews
My partner's name is Uchiha Itachi. That's pretty much all I know...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/17/2016 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
It's in Progress reviews
Boruto wants a sister to boss around, but Hinata doesn't like his reason...Naruto WANTS to make a baby too...Pervy Naruto...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Fighting as Usual reviews
Boruto and Sarada fight to communicate, like fathers like children...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Boruto U., Sarada U.] - Complete
Not expected Love reviews
Ino looses interest in Sasuke when he leaves, she never meant to fall in love with that fake smile of Sai's.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2015 - [Ino Y., Sai] - Complete
First kiss spotted reviews
When Gohan and Videl go on a date they don't know they are being watched. Erasa and Sharpener watch from afar, and they see a little spit- swapping...Sorry for bad Summary! XD one-shot or two-shot...Idk
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Videl, Gohan] - Complete
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