Okay, so only *one time* did I try to eat plant seeds through one of those fancy new fangled straws those humans keep polluting our environment with and now all the others birds call me "Inefficient Finch". I was just experimenting! They should call me "Experimenting Finch"! But, alas, no. You try to make a scientific contribution to your fellow avian community and you get ridiculed for it. Nonetheless, I won't let this bird-bullying stop me from testing the weight load capacity of ten finches all together! I wanna see if it is possible to fly off with those birdfeeders. But first, I require nine other friends. Well first, I require friends. Hmm...