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Joined 05-04-03, id: 380039
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter.
JUNE 26th:

what the heck...like 80 of my stories got removed. eh whatever i'm over it.
Well, i cant update anything for like another year because my stories were deleted. but you know...i was thinking about updating. now that schools over...and i'm really busy writing a story
[check it out at http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=1637194 ]
yeah...that i write DAILY..so yeah. it is just this big joke with my friends...eh whatever.
well i will try to remember to update, but i cant for a while because it wont let me.

Howdy people! hows it going? hows your mom? hows the family? You doin anything today? You are good, cuz i am too...actually no but so what...want a soda? Oh you dont call it soda then do you want a pop? oh you dont call it pop either? Well then lets make it easy on the world ... do you want a soda-Pop? *yeah me just rambling on*

About Me:
Age: 14
Location: Michigan
Interests: drawing, writing, music, making fun of people... yeah...
Music: AFI, Green Day, Kill Hannah, Blindside, The Distillers, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Cure, The Smiths, The Clash, Foo Fighters

Stories that i actually try to work on:

A Match Made in Detention:
yeah...

On An Ordinary Day:
hm...

Blanket:
well need to work on this too

Then you got my Random stories...that dont have a point. i update when i'm in the mood

King For A Day: work on it when i do

I Had Joined the Mafia: uh...well i'll do that later too

6/26/04

-seedy-

Oh and if you like my stuff
check out my brothers

http://www.fanfiction.net/~skateboardingboy

Check out my Origonal work at FictionPress.
I like to write "humorous poetry" ...and a story. I am working on one as we speak for a reason..because its funny to me and my friend...and the link is up there.

http://www.fictionpress.com/~inaplasticbag

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?

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The Adventures of Super Snape and Malfoy boy by Jenni Piech reviews
*UPDATED* New episode up! "So Ends a Very English Quest" Hoorah!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
A Post Hogwarts Affair by burgundyred reviews
Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Delusion by burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
More to Life by Leatrix Malfoy reviews
[COMPLETE] AU: Death Eaters attack Nine year old Harry Potter's house. Harry is rescued. How different would Harry be if he had been in the Wizarding world for two years before he went to Hogwarts, under the care of Severus Snape? Covers First Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,235 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Randomness by VietNaMaEnglish reviews
Will Neville finally beat Ron at Monopoly? Will Jeffy the soccer-playing giraffe finally beat Malfoy? Will Chandler Bing marry Ross Geller? Stay tuned for the next episode of Winnie The Pooh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
Tears of Anger by dragonfly-child reviews
The boy’s throat burned trying to hold back the raging tears filling his eyes...' Draco has held a secret for 17 years...he has to tell someone...but who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,809 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
To Far in Love To Quit and Head Back by cara7773069 reviews
Hermonie Granger stays at no other house then Malfoy Manor. Hermonie got a whole new look and it’s hard for Draco to keep his eyes off her. Hermonie makes head Girl, while Draco gets Head Boy. Soon a friendship comes and later on, will romance bloom?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Explanations for Being Sucked Through a Wormhole by Divine-Bovines reviews
The Trio Get Sucked through a wormhole into a land without magic. They meet the teachers you never thoughed you would know. Starring Ron the Hamster! Lockheart as head of the FBI! SAMPLE SEQUEL CHAPPIE UP! Pointless humor WITH A PLOT! COMPLETE! AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,723 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Weasley Wizard Weezes by dragonfly-child reviews
Fred and George, at age 25, have left their home sweet home and are persuing their dream of making a joke shop. Experience their social life and how hard it really is to run a store.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2003 - George W.
After the End by Sugar Quill reviews
A post-Hogwarts story by Zsenya and Arabella
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 632,204 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 5/12/2001
Draco Malfoy and the persecuted yank by Jenni Piech reviews
*COMPLETE* This story has a very bizarre ending. I think it was because of my cold that i have. Read at your own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2003 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
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On an Ordinary Day reviews
Harry decides to spend the day up in Hermiones room. They talk about a certain thing. A certain thing happens. Later on someone gets mad. Dedicated to Alissa for giving me the idea. Its really nothing origional just she wanted me to write this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 5/6/2003
I had joined the Mafia reviews
Harry J. Potter is head writer at W and P Inc. He writes about his times in the New JerseyNew york area, and the mafia. His regrets, and his fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Harry P.
King for a Day reviews
chapter3 Post Hogwarts. Draco and Hermione had a son, Adam. King for a Day is a song By Green Day, about Drag Queens. Well what does Adam and his friends do? Dress in drag of course...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,343 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 1/13/2004
A Match Made In Detention reviews
Hermione has an argument with a substitute teacher and lands herself in detention. None other than Draco Malfoy himself is stuck with her. They start to fall for each other with out really knowing it. Secret Dates and unaproving friends. Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/16/2004 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Blanket reviews
chapter5" Draco is cold. He wants a blanket. Whose blanket does he want? Will he get it? What will he do? Who do you think will get angry over this? Draco-Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Plant
there was a plant....they went FAR far away.....oh the studmuffin! This is kinda a poem...but not really. Posted again
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Published: 2/18/2004
Pinecone reviews
It all starts when Draco throws a pinecone at hermione's head....Ron and Harry join the fun. they must clean up the invisible mess
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/30/2003
Welcome to the Jungle reviews
Loosly 'based' on the song "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns n' roses. Harry and his friends (draco, ron. no hermione) Come back to school only to find that it has changed greatly. Problems start, and romances might start. But lots fun, and adventure... and
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
Harry Potter and the Use of Muggle Things reviews
Phone Book! Ahhh! Hermione starts off bringing things from her parents house and troble starts...and it all starts with a phone book. Prank calling and stupid haircuts and appearances that make no sense...read and review...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003