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Hey um i know uve knowitced my letters get jumbled up sometime... yah well they do so do the best that you can to unjummble them easy common ones are :liek if u cant figure that out then ur stupid and also in words with "rr" i might only put one "r" becasue the "r" key is sticky

Im thinking about maybe going Team Edward... i said maybe! Cause iv'e read alot of fan fics about Ed. And soem are really good... Ok so officaly im on Team Edward, Im still gona make fun of him though!! XD

People make fun of other people and break them. Then broken laugh to make it seem all little bit better but the pain always keeps crashing down again time after time, so them the broken laugh some more and their called crazy and outcast them. Thats what peopel have done to me all my life. Don' do it to other peopel plez.

Read Escaping by I Heart Seth Clearwater!! IT IS SO GOOD!

For the people who know me as Midnight Star725 Its still em i just had to change my name cause I dont want this crazy girl to find me... Her name Is XXAliceJasperXX something liek that she cussed on my Harry Potter Vs Twilight story so I sent her an e-mail...lets put it this way im verry protective of my books XD

FAVORITE TWILIGHT MOMENTS! (and new moon)

"yes. no. to get to the other side. 1.77245.

"It's awesome." BAM and the door hits jacob

"ice doesn't help the un-cordinated." you got that right, hunny.

"yeah, i've heard that before."

"i guess we've finished playing, then." ya think?

"does she even like italian?" "rose, her name is bella!"

"oh, thats just emmett." yep, that explains everything

"everyone is looking." "that guy isn't- no, wait, he just looked."

"Yeah. I had an adrenaline rush. It's very common. You can google it."

"You can't trust vampires... Trust me" Edward Cullen,

"Age is just a number babe. What are you now, 40?" Jacob Black, New Moon

"I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore" Edward Cullen, Twilight YES! GO AWAY EDWARD GO FARFARFAR AWAY!

"I love you. You're my only reason to stay alive... if that's what I am." Edward Cullen, New Moon XD

OMG VAICTORIA IS THE EVIL LITTLE MERMAID!! ruuuuuuuuun!

Did Edward save Bella from Lauraunt? ummmm no? FAIL EDWARD!

What do you think edward was doing the whole time while

What was Edward doing while he was waiting for Alice and Bella to come find him?

omg they did not just end New Moon like that O_O

random twilight things not sure where they came from... in the twilight series ok ther are a few randomer ones none that you can't figure out though :)

I have OCD obsessive Cullen Disorter

"OMG, HES A VAMPIRE!"

"can he drink his own blood if he got real thirsty?"

"I WANT A FREAKIN SPARKLY BOYFRIEND TOO!"

"I'M SO OPENING MY WINDOW TONIGHT!"

"BITE ME, BLONDIE!"

"ahhh! voldemort!"

"don't make me bite you..."

"so is baseball the vampire version of quidditch?"

"so edmund.." "edward! not edmund!edmund is from narnia!" then the boy looking at as like we were crazy lolzxx

"have you watched buffy the vampire slayer?" i scream "noooooo!" "why" "vampire. slayer."

"Fall down again, Bella?" "No, Emmett. I punched a werewolf in the face." Emmett blinked, and then burst into a roar of laughter. -Eclipse

"Your father told me never to come through his door again... but technically I came in through the window." - Edward New Moon FAIL CHARLIE FAIIIL TO THAT!!

Funny harry potter moments

"my cat scratched me on the head, now i'm harry freakin potter!"

"MY DOG HAS THREE FREAKIN HEADS! I'M CALLING IT PILLOW!"

"with this broom, i can fly downstairs!" no you can't lolzx

"don't make me zap you!"

"so, tell me again, why does he have no nose?"

"i bet he's really a blonde."

"that's a great tatoo on his forehead."

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Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Vengeance by Natureboy3 reviews
Hollyleaf is back, and she's not the same cat she once was. She's out for blood, out for revenge, and those who she deems responsible will suffer horribly.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Hollyleaf
Lake Wars by Katie Ladmoore reviews
When Warriors meets Star Wars, havoc is wreaked. Cats fight and obsess over completely random things! And who is the mysterious cat dressed like Darth Vader attacking everybody? Will things ever go back to normal?
Crossover - Star Wars & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,766 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 4/11/2009
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3651 - Favs: 1,120 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Escaping by I Heart Seth Clearwater reviews
Sarah a 13 year old, her family is killed by a vampire who decides to keep her. She is saved by the wolf pack when she wanders on to their land she goes to live with the Cullens but whats wrong with this picture? 100 years after breaking Dawn. in ForksWA
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 3/13/2009
Clan Craziness by Deadmeet9 reviews
The true craziness of the Clans...
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Firestar, Bramblestar
Nuclear War Warriors by Leopardstorm reviews
AU after Sunrise. After a strange incident no-one understands, it is up to the Power of Three to find out, and ultimately protect the cat-turned-human race from certain destruction. Book 1 of 2
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,665 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Crowfeather, Jayfeather
The Most Dangerous Kind by BeccaBaby reviews
The Cullens get a visit from a certain Mr. Potter saying that Nessie is a witch and who invites her to attend Hogwarts along with his children. Life at Hogwarts isn't what it seems! Many twists and turns, such as the return of a certain Voldemort! R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,085 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Albus S. P., Renesmee C./Nessie
Runaway by JessTheGeek reviews
AU, All human: After discovering her parent's betrayal, Alice runs away from home with her brother. An unfortunate event leaves her alone and desperate, she meets a stranger who offers help but can she overcome her past experiences and learn to trust him?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Life Or Death: Edward Style by BirchAngel reviews
TwilightxWarriors crossover. What happens when Edward mysteriously appears in RiverClan territory. What's more, is that he's a CAT. Will Brightshadow find him a freak, like he thinks of her?
Crossover - Warriors & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Edward
Life After Breaking Dawn by Hannah.Clearwater.Jonas.Hale reviews
Ok so its 60 year after Breaking Dawn and Alice and Jazz have adoped a 15year old girl who is just lyk Nessie and well just read it lol
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,159 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 9/22/2009
1st Annual 2009 Warrior Olympics! by Oo-Rainpath-oO reviews
OMG! We've waited soooo long... for the WARRIOR OLYMPICS! Each Clan will choose a contestant for each sport. Let's see which Clan is the most athletic! Might be lame but I try! And suggestions will be LOVED. :DD
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,801 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Graystripe, Stonestream
the smurf infestation prologue by awesomedude34 reviews
The game makers are having some problems After an old fiction race got loose in the arena. If your wondering why Avox Girl is a Main character,you have to see the rest which i will soon publish
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Avox girl
My Jacob, My Sun by sweetheart357 reviews
Bella did not jump off the cliff in New Moon. Bella continues on with her life and is starting to wonder if she has feelings for Jacob. She is starting to get over Edward with the help of her best friend/werewolf Jacob. Will love blossom? Jacob/Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,825 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Twilight Twist by Mrs.Black.IloveyouJacobBlack reviews
Bella and Jacob are vampires, what happens when Edward comes to Forks?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Starry Night by shadedgladexjf reviews
When Berrynose's love Honeyfern dies, nothing can ever be the same. That is until Honeyfern finds a way to walk in his dreams. Their love causes two worlds to collide. Sacrifices must be made & troubles arise that not even StarClan could have seen coming.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Berrynose, Honeyfern - Complete
Hollyleaf's time by Dove's Quill reviews
Hollyleaf has escaped from the tunnels and the clans... but for how long will she be half-crazed? And, what if one of her kits are the last 'three' instead of Dovekit or Ivykit? Stay tuned... This was started in June.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,205 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Hollyleaf
Jellybean Wars by Natureboy3 reviews
WindClan is at fault for a jellybean famine, or are they? It's up to Leafpool to whip ThunderClan into shape for their asault. Will ThunderClan survive Leafpool's boot camp? COMPLETE.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,587 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jayfeather, Cinderheart
Stars of Glory by World of Make Believe reviews
I've changed the title. Anyways, this is what I think might happen if Hollyleaf were reincarnated as one of Cinderheart's kits. Anyways, please read and LEAVE a review, after all, I took the time to write it! COMPLETE!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 52 - Words: 68,990 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Hollyleaf, Tigerstar - Complete
Not Her by Heaven's Immortal reviews
What if Edward didn't get to Bella before Tyler's van hit her...what if he responded to her blood...? What if he bit her? Where would they be, how would their lives change...a view into an alternate Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,446 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Edward, Bella