Guess what I gathered enough courage to write a story. It's stupid and is used solely to make people laugh. READ IT!

Update: Now I have five stories! I don't know what I was smoking when I wrote Flower Power.

Go to this web comic NOW. I love it you will too! If your not homophobic. It stars: Michael and Harley who are a couple and Harly's best friends Cyanide and Skids!. *Huggles Skids and wishes he would realize Cyaninde likes him!*

This Web comic is about all kinds of gods from all kinds of religion. The Devil is usually the star though, and gets along well with Jesus, but God gets on his nerves because of the incident that got him kicked out of Heaven. It also includes Greek gods, Indian gods, Eygption gods, and lots of others.

Name: Chelsea R.A.

B-day: July 28

Hobbies: Being a very weird little person, reading fanfiction, giving reviews, and wishing Harry and Draco would just give up and get it on already!

Favorite Pairing: Harry and Draco (I'm a straight girl who likes her slash)

Blame all my insane ness on my muse. Jack my baby Chihuahua he's just so cute!

Oh and I LOVE Harry and Draco, but Oliver Wood is my man whore. I don't write about him and I might not ever but since Harry and Draco are so into each other I need someone too! So since Oliver is one of the few non stars I can stomache (And both he and his accent are dead sexy) he's my manwhore.

PAIRING THAT I DON'T EVEN TOUCH
(Believe me I like a lot of stuff but just eww) *kidding*

Harry/Cho: (Cho is a whore. If your reading this and don't like what I say well your a whore too. Even if your a guy. Your now my man whore.)
Harry/Fleur: (She's like a girl at my school, who thinks she's Miss Perfect. Others words BITCH.)
Harry/Dudley: (How can he even find his equipment under there? Plus NO incest)
Harry/Hermione: (What can I say I love SLASH no HET for me. Plus I hate the ground Hermione walks on.)
Harry/Ginny: (Somehow I know that J.K. is going to make him like her just to erk me.)
Harry/Ron: (I had a relationship with my best friend I now hate him. So friends don't appeal to me as lovers.)

Draco/Lucius: (Incest is not my thing. Slashy goodness is.)
Draco/Ginny: (Sorry all you D/G shippers again I say slash is my fave.)
Draco/Hermione: (I hate Hermione. Don't know why just do.)
Draco/Ron: (I love slash as you may have guessed, but I just say no.)
Draco/Dudley: (Equipment issues.)

"The only thing I fear is rejection. . . and half dead zombie sheep."

~Renny~

"If love is in the air how come we don't all choke?"
"'Cause it sure makes me gag."

~Renny~

"Penny for your thoughts, a quarter for your brain, and 5 dollars for the answers to next Friday's test. God knows I need 'um all."

~Renny~

"For I am my muse's writing bitch."
"Peanut butter is raccoon shit and Mountain Dew decreases the sperm count!"

~HoshiShoujoKageShinigamiBUNNYB~