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Joined 09-23-12, id: 4272538, Profile Updated: 01-31-13
Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi, hi! So you visited my profile, eh? Oui, I'm Canadian! LOL jokes, I'm not yet Canadian. I'm a landed immigrant from an archipelago-type country. Does that make sense? I don't know. English isn't my first language so please forgive me for any grammatical and spelling errors I make and kindly correct me.

Alright, how about I tell you more about me?

Even though English isn't my first language, I don't have an accent so people always mistake me for a Canadian (or a bacon, you know, what people call Canadians..don't know where they got that but people always ask me if I'm a bacon, lol does that make sense?). I ABSOLUTELY do not want to be called a FOB (that's a slang) because as much as possible, I want to forget most of my memories from my home country. Yes, I acknowledge my heritage but there's just so many bad memories...

Anyway, I'm only in ninth grade so go figure how mature I am. Actually, don't. The adults know me as the quiet, polite girl but my friends know me as the loud, crazy, dirty-minded, and some times idiotic singer. Why am I idiotic? Well, I act all cocky but the truth is, I have zero self confidence. I have trouble singing in front of a huge crowd and I usually beat myself up over the mistakes I make. Yes, I'm stupid - most teenagers are. It doesn't help that I'm usually the youngest in my class (according to birth months) since everyone usually treats me like a kid and pinches my cheeks. It's not my pet peeve, so it doesn't bother me that much. As a teenage girl, I have many insecurities; there goes the stereotypical hatred for my own weight (i love food), my hatred for my flat chest, and the fact that my cheeks are so...chubby. Why? I liked this guy and no matter how hard I tried to look pretty, all I can manage was to look cute. People around me complimented me (and I obviously appreciate it) but somehow, it just made me feel like I'm not pretty enough. I always look like a kid, therefore, I act like one when I'm with my friends. It's hard to explain...I like how people say I'm cute but sometimes it makes me feel like I'm just cute. Does that make sense?

You know what? Fuck that! Screw physical appearances!

Okay, so I try to be girly...but that doesn't end up well...I'm really...tomboy-ish... Ye'know...the type that would rather not upload her cam whore moments on Facebook or Twitter...the type that would rather not give a crap about the color of her room...the type that wouldn't cover her walls with posters of hot guys...the type that grew up in a farm...AND THE TYPE THAT WOULD EAT ENOUGH FOR A WHOLE BATTALION! (I used to be obese when I was like, five...now, i'm one hundred and fifteen pounds (average-ish for a ninth grader)

What else can I tell you more about me? Well, I obviously like writing (it's where I can let my imagination just fly freely) and reading; I prefer Science to Math; I prefer French to Math; I prefer Music Theory to Math and just so you know, I HATE MATH! LOLZ! I go to an high school with a Regional Arts Program (RAP) and so far...well, my average for Academic Math is around a B-. Ugh, Math is my worst subject.

Hm, I really do apologize for my lack of maturity in writing fanfictions since I always try to channel my inner crazy and let my mind just go...

Yeah, anyways, please bear with me. I will mature as time passes and believe me, even if I always bug people for reviews, I really do appreciate them.

Ti amo

Te amo

Ich liebe dich

Aishiteru

Saranghae

Mahal Ko kayo

Kaluguran da 'ko ikayungan

Wo ai ni

I love you everyone!

Am I missing another language? Oh right!

Je t'aime Ohonhon


To all Prucan shippers out there...I luff you


Favorite food: anything that falls in these two categories: yummy and edible

Hobbies: fangirl-ing...fangirl-ing...writing fanfics...dancing...art...baking...singing...fangirl-ing...fangirl squealing...and oh, would you look at that! more fangirl-ing _

Favorite drink: tea (yes, I like tea like England), Coke (keeps me going), and water :) oh wait, I like coffee too

Favorite music: anything that doesn't scare me or annoy me (Justin Bieber kind of music isn't really my cup of tea and I like Eminem songs except 3am - that gave me nightmares)

Favorite dessert: mango mousse cake! and DQ ice cream cake

Favorite book: umm...err...next!

Favorite authors: hm...fanfiction-wise I have crackberries...and...oh shit...i forgot their author names naaaaay!!!!! I like Rick Riordan and J.K. Rowling but I've only read one of Rowling's books because I got banned from too much reading in the summer. S'okay! I got my fanfics to keep me happy! _ Seriously, who the fuck get's banned from reading way too much books?! Yep...me...because I'm a special snowflake (like Poland! wait, I don't cross-dress...)

BTW, I probably have like fifty bucks worth of shit to pay since I borrowed so much books from the library and I failed to return it for a whole week...okay, maybe two weeks...oh who the fuck am I kidding here? I forgot to return it for a whole month because I got busy with school! There!

Favorite pairings:

Prussia x Canada (my OTP!!!! blame crackberries for being such an awesome author(ess))

Spain x Romano (do I have to explain this?)

US x UK

France x UK (because UK is both Francy and Alfie's UKe(but actually...seme!Uk is hot...err I'm weird))

Poland x Lithuania (i love Poland for being the special little snowflake he is _)

Germany x Italy (again, must i explain this?)

SasuNaru (JUST BECAUSE!)

Words of Wisdom: Life is like a rosary; it's full of mysteries! (LOL WTF? and yes, i'm catholic, but i'm not the stereotypical preaching type (ew, just no...))


ARRGGHH, I NEED A BETA READER FOR MY STORY...BUT YOU KNOW...I'M TOO SHY TO APPROACH SOMEONE T_T


shame on me...


I pretty much go with the flow of things. For a singer, I barely listen to music. Sometimes, whenever I feel like it, I listen to music that my friends suggest I listen to so, my playlist is filled with mainstream, rap, R'nB, pop, k-pop, punk rock, metal rock, basically any type of rock and many others. There comes a time when I like a few oldies' songs (like My Girl and Build Me Up Buttercup by The Temptations) but that's because I grew up listening to those songs. It's just like how my older cousins influenced me when we were like, nine, to listen to My Chemical Romance and Paramore. But really, one band that I just fell in love with, is Green Day. Seriously, who hates this band? Their fucking awesome! Well, I'll basically listen to all types of music except for the JB type and most songs from the 60's. I dunno, I just find that era strange...I don't really like it... Oh wait, there are other songs I hate but you see, I don't really know the title so meh. I also don't mind classical music (you know, Beethoven music) because apparently, classical music makes you smarter (it's been proven). Well, my favorite piece by Beethoven is Moonlight Sonata in all three movements. Ah, such a pretty melody

Anyway, I'm currently self-teaching myself how to play the violin, and I'm decent at the alto saxophone. I miss my saxophone. I learned how to play it in seventh and eighth grade because it was mandatory, but I fell in love with it (GAY)! I think that all string instruments hate me because a) I suck at piano so I quit when I was five and b) my violin D-string just snapped on me. XD

Let's see...what else about music? Well, when I'm in the mood, I don't mind listening to Nikki Minaj. I will forever remain loyal to Rihanna and some Eminem songs are awesome. Oooh I've met Nelly Furtado before and she's awesome! :) Uhm, SnoopDog songs are fine, I've never listened to Tupac (although I'm planning to, sometime), and I don't really like some of the new singers today. I love Fun. because their music is so...refreshing. It's different from a lot of mainstream songs that talk about sex and drugs (although I like the song Young, Wild, and Free because I used to sing that a lot with my old friends).

Okay, so I'm partly a mainstream-type of kid, so what? I'm not a hipster or those kids obsessed with their swag, but I am obsessed with SnapBacks and Fitteds just because. Wait, what the heck, I don't even know what hipster means. I need to stop saying unfamiliar words... *facepalms*

Yah I'm weird like that! Deal with it! "Anyway the point I'm trying to make is that being weird is not a bad thing, because without weird people in the world, life is going to be like vanilla ice cream without sprinkles!" - Nigahiga TEEHEE


Hey guys...regarding my fanfic "Hidden Personalities" well...I guess this is probably just a huge writer's block but, I read over it and realized how I basically just killed the story. I'm currently torturing myself for being such a terrible writer. Should I even continue this? I mean, I basically killed it. I don't even know anymore.


333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
Hidden Personalities reviews
CanadaxFem!Prussia Underneath the awesome exterior, Gillian was still a girl. Even though Matthew prefers to stay invisible, a part of him still didn't want to be lonely. When given the chance to enjoy their high school life once again, the once-inseparable relationship between the two just started to crumble. FAIL FOR A SUMMARY XD Rated T for Prussia R&R please :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,292 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Canada, Prussia