I solemnly swear that I am up to no good ...

My name is Maisie-Jill and I'm 16 years old, I live in Portsmouth in England but have travelled the world and want to go further.

"Top Threes"

Books/Series: (Oooh, the pain of having to choose...)

1. Harry Potter

2. CHERUB

3. Mortal Instuments

Films:

1. How to train your dragon

2. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

3. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Bands/Artists:

1. Mcfly

2. P!nk

3. Jon Cozart (you-tuber (please check him out))

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Here are just some Severus quotes:

Harry Potter - Our new celebrity."

"I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach."

"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor."

"Or maybe, he's waiting to hear why you two didn't arrive on the school train."

"Don't go blaming Dumbledore for Potter's determination to break rules. He has been crossing lines ever since he arrived here."

"You have a habit of turning up in unexpected places, Potter, and you are very rarely there for no good reason."

"Moronic though some of this class undoubtedly are, I expect you to scrape an 'Acceptable' in your O.W.L., or suffer my... displeasure."

"The Dark Arts are many, varied, ever-changing and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible."

"Another ten points from Gryffindor. I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apparate half an inch across a room."

"DON'T CALL ME A COWARD!"

"The mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure."

"Blocked again and again and again until you learn to keep your mouth shut and your mind closed, Potter!"

"The Dark Lord, for instance, almost always knows when somebody is lying to him. Only those skilled at Occlumency are able to shut down those feelings and memories that contradict the lie, and to utter falsehoods in his presence without detection."

"Oh, very good," interrupted Snape, his lip curling. "Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. 'Ghosts are transparent.'"

"Look...at...me..." he [Snape] whispered. The green eyes found the black, but after a second, something in the depths of the dark pair seemed to vanish, leaving them fixed, bland, and empty. The hand holding Harry thudded to the floor, and Snape moved no more.

Albus Dumbledore: "After all this time?"

Severus Snape: "Always."

After you read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and then saw the two movies you were totally angered because the only mentioned Teddy once, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you live Harry Potter, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanted to punch Remus Lupin in the gut for thinking that he was "too old" for Tonks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you miss Fred Weasley copy this into your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account.

If you secretly wish that mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile! (it's not a secret ;P )

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley, and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile.

f you think Remus Lupin deserves more cuddles than Jacob Black, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with books and have more than two bookshelves, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you cried during/after reading/watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile.

If you LOVE the Weasley twins,( who doesn't?) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laughed so hard you almost choked when Ron read Harry's tea leaves in divination, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are in LOVE with fictional characters cut and paste this on your profile

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind.Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, ''Where to begin?"

If you don't do drugs and never will,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

Slytherins are misunderstood. Including their Founder. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you believe that as long as someone is happy and in love that it doesn't matter if its the same gender, copy and paste this in your profile.

In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

…In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

…a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

…In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole Almost killing Harry thing.

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must have done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring

Best HP Quotes!

Snape: Do you remember me telling you we are practicing nonverbal spells, Potter?

Harry: Yes

Snape: Yes, sir.

Harry: There's no need to call me 'sir', Professor.

Hermione:It's kind of exciting isn't it? Breaking the rules!

Ron:Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?

Draco: Sure you can manage that broom, Potter?
Harry: Yeah, reckon so
Draco: Got plenty of special features, hasn't it? Shame it doesn't come with a parachute-in case you get too near a Dementor.
Harry: Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you.

Professor Lupin: Now repeat after me -- without wands please -- repeat after me, Riddikulus.
Class: Riddikulus!
Professor Lupin: And again!
Class: Riddikulus!
Malfoy: This class is ridiculous.

Ginny: You'd think people had better things to gossip about,"while reading the Daily Prophet. "Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest.
Ron and Hermione both roared with laughter. Harry ignored them.
Harry: What did you tell her?
Ginny: I told her it's a Hungarian Horntail. Much more macho...
Harry: Thanks. And what did you tell her Ron's got?
Ginny: A Pygmy Puff, but I didn't say where.
Ron scowled as Hermione rolled around laughing.

Percy: I shudder to think what the state of my in-tray would be if I was away from work for five days.
Fred: Yeah, someone might slip dragon dung in it again, eh, Perce?
Percy: That was a sample of fertilizer from Norway! It was nothing personal!
Fred (whispering to Harry): It was. We sent it.

Mrs. Weasley: "I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!"
George: "What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?"

Lupin: "Harry, I've left a letter telling your aunt and uncle not to worry -"

Harry: "They won't."

Lupin: "That you're safe -"

Harry: "That'll just depress them."

Lupin: "- and you'll see them next summer."

Harry: "Do I have to?"

Education is important. Although school is another matter entirely.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends," is like your dog dying, and your mom saying you can keep it.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I ran with scissors and lived!

I don't obsess. I just think intensely.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Never knock on Deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

I've got SAS (short attention span) and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

I can only please one person a day. Today's not your day, and tomorrow's not looking good either."

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

The voices may not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

I guess being smart and having opinions freaked guys out.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

I apologized. Wait, you actually want me to mean it too?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor"--a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Most of this stuff was put on these labels to make sure the idiots who use them won't sue when they make an obvious mistake. If you know this, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile

If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Wicked that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

f you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you are as Wicked as Elphaba, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever wanted to play Glinda or Elphaba (Or Nessarose in my case-all three I wish!) in Wicked, copy and paste this into your profile!

-Ozheads are just trying to make their way in a green world. If you are an Ozhead then copy this to your profile!

-If you consider yourself a total Wicked Fan, copy this into your profile.

-The people in the world are black and white. If you would be the only green person in the world copy this into your profile.

-If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

-If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

-If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile.

-If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.

-If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile

-You find yourself singing I’m Not That Girl, when you feel that your just not that girl.

-You used to love the Wizard of Oz and now you have unadulterated loathing for it or have a thing against it or hate it with a passion.

- You go crazy when the Nivea skin cream ad comes on and says its Defying Gravity.

-You want the local choir to sing a medley of "One Short Day", "For Good" and "Defying Gravity" and try suggesting it to them.

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever watched a movie so many times you know all the words to it then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you miss Steve Irwin and Heath Ledger copy this into your profile.

If you wish you could meet the Joker and survive a chat, copy this into your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"