Hello my name is Erin, and I love FanFiction.

I will try to review the works I read as honestly and helpfully as I can. My goal is not to hurt anyone's feelings or to crush an aspiring author, my goals are to improve the works I read through constructive criticism and praise authors who have worked hard.

Fandoms I follow:

Anime/Manga; Deadman Wonderland, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Naruto, Bleach, & Ouran High School Host Club.

Books; Anything Sarah Dessen or Tamora Pierce, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Peter Pan, Outsiders, Harry Potter, & Hunger Games.

Cartoons; Avatar: The Last Airbender, & Avatar: Legend of Korra.

Games; Final Fantasy; VII, X, X-2, XIII, & XIII-2, & Kingdom Hearts.

Movies; Avatar (James Cameron), Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean, & classic Disney.

Plays/Musicals; Wicked, Les Miserables, RENT, all Gilbert & Sullivan, & Spring Awakening.

T.V. Shows; Doctor Who,Switched at Birth, Glee, House M.D., Bones, Gilmore Girls, Charmed, Jane by Design, Robin Hood BBC, & New Girl.

Awesome Saying I Have Heard or Said

I am not a mushroom don't keep me in the dark and don't feed me that shit.

"I'm not short. I just live in a big world,"

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish... but I love them anyway...

If my house was on fire my friends would be making s'smores and hitting on hot firemen...

Make love not Horcruxes.

Duct Tape turning, NO NO NO, into Mmm Mmm Mmm

"Will be boys at this party?" "No mom it's a nun club."

Dancing Phalanges

Let's eat Grandma! Let's eat, Grandma! Punctuation it saves lives.

If you wish to taste the ground feel free to attack me

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...

You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you

What I have shown you is reality. What you remember... that is the illusion." -Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII

"This is my phone... Tell Yuffie she has no right to reach this number..." -Vincent Valentine, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away." -Sephiroth, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'." -Sohma Shigure, Fruits Basket

Angeal: "When the B Unit sets off the signal, you're to sneak in and-"
Zack: =bounces in place= "Yeah...? And...? And, and, and...?!"
Angeal: -smirk- "Indulge yourself."
Zack: "Yes! That's what I do best!"
-Zack and Angeal, Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core

"Me and Cloud here are both backwater experts. Oh yeah!"
-Zack , Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core

He said, 'I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.' Then she said, 'Well, you wear pants, don't you?'"

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head.

Things I'm Not Allowed to Do in Hogwarts (just to list a few):
I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
I will stop referring to Hufflepuffs as "cannon fodder."
Lucius Malfoy is not my "sugar daddy" and I will not claim he is
I also will not refer to Dumbledore as my "pimpmasta".
I am not to sing 'We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!' when sent to the Headmaster's office.
The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
I will not refer to Professor Lupin as a nice doggy.
I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations
I will not bug Professor Lumpin about his "time of the month"