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Joined 06-18-09, id: 1975291, Profile Updated: 07-17-09
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Hey everyone, my name is Rita I'm a teenager who loves anime and manga and just start writing fanfictions. I absolutly love lemons and yaoi, im not so much a big fan of yuri though. My favorite animes to write about are Bleach, Naruto, and InuYasha because they have a lot of characters and are really flexible, but my absolute favorite mangas/animes i love to read and watch over and over and over again are Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist and Claymore. I prefer not to write about those because im more interested in lemons and Death notes only good pairings are lightxL, lightxmisa, and Lxmisa. and like i said, for claymore im not a big fan of yuri. Anyway, my favorite pairings (not in order) for bleach, naruto and InuYasha are the following:

BLEACH

RenjixRukia (theyre so perfect... my friend absolutly hates them but i love them she wont read the lemon i wrote about them last week she hates them so much...)

IchigoxRukia (theyre funny. enough said)

IshidaxInoue (they make a good background couple. i absolutly hate ichiori, and usually i think orihimes a helpless dumbass but with ishida they can be helpless dumbasses together!!)

RenjixByakuya (sooooooo fucking SEXY two awesome hot guys)

RenjixIchigo (have you noticed that Renjis like my favorite character yet?)

Hitsugayaxme (hes mine! hands off! this is the only pairing i think would ever ever work out for him ;)

NARUTO

SasukexSakura ( I wrote my first complete lemon about them and i really enjoyed it)

AnkoxKakashi (IDK)

NarutoxSasuke (so cute!)

NejixLee (just cracks me up)

KakashixGai (teehee srsly all the good couples in this anime are yaoi!)

INUYASHA

SesshomaruxKagura (sesshomaru is a sexii beast and kagura rides on a feather!)

JakotsuxBankotsu ( I love Jakotsu. I thought he was a girl till that ep where is dress gets torn. Hes so funny. and then bankotsu is sexy. I think they would go well together)

InuyashaxSesshomaru (SEXYNESS and incest they rhyme kinda sorta)

Teh normal pairings, Inukag, sanmiro ect. i like inukag better than inukik, cuz leik, seriously take the girl whos alive!!

This a thing i stole from mah bffl yellowxkunoichixino, aka the one who despises renjixrukia

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST be sexy.(Um, its all about opinion...)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress(when i have time to be in plays, i do them. im pretty good.)
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(again, a matter of others opinoins)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.(Yeah, usually. except japan. i luffles japan)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(I'm evil, but I have morals, XD)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.(Yup, but only when im not in charge.)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.(No, but my best friends are.)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.(Yes, yes I am...)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant(totally!!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.(i like the simpsons too!!)
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.(No! drugs may make pretty colors, but theyre bad!!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.(c'est moi!!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian(W00T)
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie(NO! DRUGS ARE BAD!)
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big ASSETS.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(i am quite pretty, and altough i enjoy writing lemons i am a virgin)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(I have a social life, even if im a geek. im just that kewl :3)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(No it's just fun.)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.(Once agian, fun...)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(No, I'm just creative)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.(Yes I am, actually. you got a problem with it?)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.(No I'm not a slut)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.(this thing is homophobic...)
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(No Im just special)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(Nope, and correction: posers wear what they think other people want to see)

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.(No, they're awesome-er then YOU!!)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm QUIET so I MUST be timid and shy (no, and i dont speak out when i dont feel like it)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd(I like D&D and LARP. Get used to it. Im just special)
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists(Ive seriously considered it)
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life(im only part time xp)

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.(...)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.(I'm crazy, not ugly...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(No, im average.)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (no, there are plenty of kewl guys who like/d me, but i dont really have time to date)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.(no, im a complete procrastinator. i do my hws in homeroom XP)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm of MIXED ANCESTRY so I must be fucked up.(Hmmm... my life is but its for other reasons...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.(No, Im half dutch half indian.)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.(No, but all the asses at school think i do because i like to draw pentacles cuz i think theyre purdy)
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich(Nah,Im usually broke. and i just looove going to Hot Topic, bitches =P)

Benefits of a leaky roof reviews
Sakura's apartment roof starts to leak, and her apartment gets flooded. All her friends are away except one... Sasuke. I suck at summerys. contains lemons. my very first fanfic, and first lemon, so sorry if it sucks and its kinda lame... SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete