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Joined 05-28-06, id: 1055605, Profile Updated: 08-26-09

An amount of information on myself regarding my work, writing style, and/or life, huh?

...right.

The truth is, i'm a novice on many levels of literature, but i am a very comprehensive reader, making myself able to produce some type of quality writing...but only after, like, 60 gazillion years. so if i ever actually get something here that's worth reading, (i actually am working on something right now) i will make sure i have everything before bringing anything out...cuz i personally know the pain of having to wait...not that i can even compare myself to those wonderful writers, emo blah blah ect. Okay. On with it then.


An American, I am...but not one of them proud ones XP

My ethnicity remains the butt of many a joke, though i have a hard time taking offense to...well...anything. I'm just chill like dat, yo... (sigh)

My sanity at this point in my life might as well be inexistent, the amount i do have likes to reside in the recesses of my mind when i need it the most...sob...WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME SO!! MY DEAR, SWEET SANITYYYYY!!

But seriously i might elaborate here...alot of people like to joke around and be funny and stuff, but i really embarass myself...alot. And not on purpose...

My motivation is normally lower than the bottomless abyss that is Toot from the show Drawn Together (but she's still funny)

I like hanging out with mon amis, and doin stupid crap and things...

have u noticed how my grammar is steadily degenerating...?

the things i'm writing are getting less and less relevant..

My miniature schnauzer's name is Duchess...that's more of a horse name if you ask me...

I am now tired of this..it's rather depressing...

zeh fandoms i associate ma self with comes next, yo.

Dragon Ball Z was the first anime i ever liked, but my first fandom i actually went online and looked up art and fiction on was Teen Titans, and i was the n00b of n00bz, but not the "i'm right and your wrong" n00b, more like the "WHAT!? This stuff actually exists?!" n00b... Then I was all over Naruto, it's much less of a priority now though, but i still feel the need to catch up (i'm a few weeks in the negative right now) I collect Chibi Vampire, I love Hellsing, Code Geass is currently an obsession of mine that no one i know shares...sigh...Parasite is fricken awesome, right now i'm into 1/2 prince...it makes me confused on how i should react to things...I have some more but most of them are really miniscule...well alot are...and i really don't feel like writing any more down now...

I like yaoi. Alot. Fer REALZ. And I'm not very picky...

I'm tired.


so i'm a hopelessly depressive illiterate...eh, it's a living.

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Circus of Night by TheAngelIsrafel reviews
Allen is sent off on an asignment, however the place he's sent to isn't normal. It's the Circus of Night, a place that caters to everyones desires, whether they know what they are or not... This is not Pure Yullen, stop bitching about the lack of it, this is a STORY, with a PLOT, that contains other pairings WITH Allen in them.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,626 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu
The Care and Feeding of Flying Boys by weezer42 reviews
PW The boy who defies gravity meets a girl with her feet firmly on the ground. Adventure and Romance ensues.
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,934 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Fools Rush In by Ian Harrington reviews
A script for a graphic novel I wrote, my artist is working on it now! YAY!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,646 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
iPod Enticement by heart-away reviews
Ino had always told Sakura that with her unnatural obsession with her iPod, she’d never get a life.....when in reality she got more than intended.... Sasusaku Au.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Tales of the Roadkill by lordvio reviews
Kanda,lawyer extraordinaire, hits a kid with his car. He brings him home only to find out that his life as he knew it will be turned upside down. AU Complete.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,877 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Allen Walker - Complete
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ad Nauseam by firefly reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Amethyst Ice by sprinklesandwhatnot reviews
We all know that Sanderson is evil…but just how evil is he when nobody notices him in the first place? Warning! If you do not like torture, rape, whatever, do not read! An AU fic, in case you're wondering. PART ONE COMPLETE!
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 45,169 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Cosmo, Wanda, Timmy, Sanderson - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks by firefly reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 110 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete