Name: thegoldfishkiller. My mom has a great sense of humor. I hope you notice the sarcasm, since if you don't... then you don't, I guess.

Age: Currently around around a thousand years old. Also translates to "angsty mid-teen".

Currently: Running shorts and baggy t-shirt, researching and fangirling while obviously not running.

Fandoms: Naruto, Harry Potter, Overwatch, Zootopia, Hetalia, Magi, Sherlock, Gravity Falls, Tokyo Goul, One Punch Man, Mob Psycho 100, Star Wars.

Style: No plot! Extreme descriptions! Overusage of pronouns and passive sentences! Preaching Preacher of all Preachiness! You get the idea. Everything I write is cut up into small drabble-like sections. The day I could write something without using time-skips all over the plot-line is the day when I could actually write.

I mostly try to do slow (extremely slow) romance. But it probably seems more platonic, which is fine too since that's pretty much what slow-burn means to me.

Also, considering my tastes in pairings (not necessarily romantic), I am a complete sucker for opposits attract and the concept of light and dark. Usually in the case of unrequited love or love that ends with them not knowing the hells going on until it smacks them in the face or just good, solid angst with slight shipping, but mostly angst. Be warned.

Other sites:

Goldfishhaven on Deviantart - this is where I USED draw. Do not enter.

coldchild on WeHeartIt - this is where I like other people's art and does nothing of my own.

vinzha-VZ on tumblr - this is where I currently draw.

Work Notes:

Sand in the Wind - Naruto

Gaara/OC - platonic

Discontinued (bad plot, bad idea, bad in general since this was my first fanfiction ever. When I was thirteen I finally realized that some things need to be stopped in time. Also lack of motivation)

I had good memories with this. I was really inspired by other stories for this. However, I also learned that in order to write an OC, you had to understand them as well, just as you have to understand main parts of other people's characters. I put too much into this and it became more of a monster of half-baked ideas (even worse than half-baked ideas I have now) shoved into a world already existing. While others can work this out well enough, I realized I could not do it as elegantly as them. Flaunting way out of the canon is hard for me, even now. I could only do slight waves of moments that could've happened. Still, I kept the prologue up since I had the most fun writing this and I put my all into it at the time. It is a reminder of past memories as well as my development into the writing style of extreme description and vagueness (which I love thank you very much). I say goodbye while also promising to look back on it in fondness. As well as embarrasment. But mostly fondness.

Poisoned Pawn - Magi

Judar/Kougyoku - platonic (mild ship? Is one of my OTPs but this fic is not necessarily romantic)

Hiatus (laziness and confusing canon)

I think I'll be going back to Poisoned Pawn soon. I'll just have to do some editting and messing around since the canon is currently changing so much I might just end it when Judar dies (but then comes back), since the end is so close now anyway. Everything is so cofnsing at the moment. But I definitely won't be taking it out.

A Century too Early - Naruto

Sasusaku - definitely shippy (it's been my goddamn OTP for years)

Not yet posted

A 100 prompts, all inspired by 100 words randomly generated from a random word generator (of course). Progress is 1/4 way done.

Early Dusk, Late Dawn - Overwatch

Mercy/Reaper - platonic (mild ship? Kinda do ship but fine if they don't end up together? Okay, I'll cry because everything seems so perfectly set up in a cliche way but still.)

Not yet posted

A two shot (or two seperate but connecting one shots). I am really excited for this since I have alot of analysis (making shit up) notes in it. Okay, fine, I stuff those in every fic I ever write, each end of a chapter, but I love explaining long winded rants after telling the story so. Yeah. I guess "deal with it". Or skip it, that works too.

Red Giant - Star Wars the Force Awakens

Hux/Phasma- surprisingly not platonic, one-sided pining (I didn't even know I shipped it until I started writing it.)

Not yet posted

One shot that began with the idea what if Phasma was this or that? and then went on from there. It became a really Hux/Phasma centralized fic though, which is surprising as well as sad since this is the most romantic thing I have ever written and I don't even particularily think that they will end up together or is even a good pair since so little is really known about the two characters. However, I suppose if it was important to me like my OTPs all of which I am reluctant to write blatantly romantic, I would be a lot more terrified to mess it up. Hence the romance in this. Wow, I am really screwed in writing for my OTPs without making it platonic in fear. This fic is still ambiguous and relatively shorter than what I usually post, so there's that familiar aspect.