Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

"Where are you hiding, Filia dear?" his wheedling voice mocked with false concern. "Come out, come out!" He tapped his staff against the rock, and with each tap, felt her fear spike deliciously. "You've come so far to find me, haven't you. No need to fear, Bright One." (After five long years, the story is up and running again! I hope you readers give me another chance!)

Deidara and Sasori are very different, and there are a lot of things they don't understand about each other. The Akatsuki, plotting, and mentally scarring leads to eventual DeiSas. has been changed to mature for later chapters

What's the difference between a Hollow and a Nobody? Why hasn't the Keyblade spoken since Dive into the Heart? Sora's mind looks strangely like The World That Never Was. Meanwhile, Roxas wakes up in a sideways world, and it's not Wonderland. Bleach xover

A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.

ItaxSas Vamp fic. Sasuke: A runaway, hates vamps. Itachi: Vamp lord. What will happen when Sasuke becomes Itachi's slave? Can the vampire fall in love with someone who's face he's never seen? And can Sasuke accept the vampire? slight violence. !YAOI!

Yami Yuugi and Bakura are invited by Malik to his home in Egypt in the hope that they will remember more about their pasts. Simple enough, technically. However, when Yami Malik puts in a reappearance, things start to get rather complicated very quickly...

Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..

No one ever expected them to get along, it seemed inevitable that they hate each other. But underneath each argument and fight there lurked something stronger. KakuHidan, rated for language, gore, violence, and of course, yaoi.

It only took a single wish to crack the mighty trunk of that tree...NarakuKagome

YGO/HP crossover, as promised. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are invited to Hogwarts; however, dark forces have discovered the existance of the millennium items and plot to use them for their own means...

Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!

Deidara–centric Akatsuki fic set in a cyberpunk/sci–fi AU. Contains made–up slang, cyborgs and swearing. Mostly gen but hints of SasoDei if you're looking for them.

I'm my brother's snakeskin, Mother.

Deidara isn't what he wants to be, but he does a better or at least more determined job of pretending to himself than most people do. Oneshot. Gen.

What came, what went, what followed. In which Isaak considers his company.

Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]

Hao is long gone and Lyserg has moved on with his life. A shaman of all people should know life doesn’t end at death. Yaoi HaoxLyserg

AU, featuring rogue black ops unit Akatsuki. Sasori and Deidara centric.

Complete: Yugi Moto and Seto Kaiba are not themselves. The reason leads Kaiba to confront an old enemy, and leads Yami back to his ancient home to confront his past.

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Truth, lies, coffee, and the nature of eternity. [Really heavily implied Sasori x Deidara]

Deidara's means of expressing affection are hella creepy. Oneshot, SasoDei.

Sasori's a creepy little freak. AU, drabble, SasoDei. Sort of opposite number to Remains.

Lo and behold the journey within the troubled blossoming relationship between Isaak Fernand von Kämpfer and Caterina Sforza. [Spark II: “Why play the mute dancer? You could have ambushed me in a less troublesome manner.”]

Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]

Ryou Bakura is working on a project for art class, and the spirit of the ring is proving to be both a help and a hindrance.

[Sasori x Deidara] “I’m not going to die, Deidara.”From the very beginning, until the very end.

((AU Dark fic)) She's a pleasure slave. He's a high ranking vampire. Vampires are gods, humans are low, and slaves are treated as dirt. Could love between a slave and a vampire exist? Full summary inside. NO FLAMES!

Oneshot. Deidara can't sleep, and it's contagious. Hints of a pairing, if you care to read it that way.

A collection of dialogues, journal entries, and medical files excerpted from young Ryou Bakura's troubled life. Rated for thematic elements, language, and mature content.

Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*