We're two fourteen year olds, whose major goal in life is to drive their science teacher crazy (until next trimester where we move onto our math teacher.) We sincerely believe that our Principal (Jan) is trying to posion the students, because shes in cohoots with the Lunch Ladies(Jills) who feed us raw hamburgers and hair in our pudding.

Okay, it sounds like we have read Seaker 2000 way to much (Fine I admit it, I have, once or twice.)

We are, as most people tell us, a complete figment of your imagination (Don't believe them, we're quite real.) You'll probably hear the phrase "Figment of your imagination" quite a bit in our stories.

We suggest you read our stories (But then again we are just the little birds who influences peoples decisions. Whatever you do, you don't want to know, so don't ask.)

Anywhoozle, we live in an ordinary world, with ordinary countries, in an ordinary state, in an ordinary county, with an ordinary school (Which we go to practically 24/5) And we live within an ordinary block, in two ordinary houses (Most of the time.) With a total of 11 ordinary sibilings, and 4 ordinary parents, with 4 ordinary pets. And we ordinary don't love the word ordinary. But we do love not so ordinary fanfics. (That's twelve ordinaries, and that makes thirteen.)

Now on ordinary occasions, we can't count, but this is a not so ordinary day, so we can.(15)

Okay, now that we're done with the ordinary, we'll get going.

So long

James and Sirius