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Name: Amanda

Fandom: Glee

OTP: KLAINE

Other ships: Brittana, St. Berry, Puclkeberry, Samcedes, Tike, Sue+Sue

Also watch: American Horror Story, Friends, How I met Your Mother, Modern Family, Law & Order (SVU), etc

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I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.


Yay! Fanfic Game! :p stolen from here

1. Blaine

2. Kurt

3. Santana

4. Puck

5. Rachel

6. Brittany

7. Artie

8. Sam

9. Mike

10. Tina

11. Mercedes

12. Mr. Schue

Now answer these questions:

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Britt/Mercedes? No, I haven't. Idk, it could be nice...

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Puck? HAWT

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

I've read one where Mike kills everyone in the ND...

Do you think Two and Six would make a cute couple?

Kurt and Brittany? LOL, MEMORIES! But nope, Klaine and Brittana FTW!

Five/Ten or Five/Nine? Why?

Rachel/Mike or Rachel/Tina? Hm, Rachel/Mike, I guess

Do you recall any fics about One?

Since Blaine's my favorite characer, HELL YEAH!

Two/Seven or Two/Four? Why?

Kurt/Artie or Kurt/Puck? Puckurt, definitely!

Would Five and Three make a good couple?

Hm, Pezberry... Interesting... But no, I don't think so

Who would win in a fight between Twelve and Ten?

Probably Tina. She's secretly a ninja. And Mr. Schue would stumble on his own gel

One/Five or Two/Eleven? Why?

Blainchel/Raine or Kurtcedes? Easy one! Blainchel's my "second ship" for him xD

Who would win in a fight between Nine and Six?

Mike and Brittany... Since Britt's against violence, I guess it would be Mike...

Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...their reaction?

Kurt and Artie are making out (EW) and Tina walks in... I think she'd be kinda shocked...

Three has to marry Eight, Four, or Nine. Who would they choose?

Santana has to marry Sam, Puck or Mike. I guess it'd be Puck, they're both sex sharks...

What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Ten in a secret relationship?

What would happen if Artie discovered Santana and Tina in a secret relationship? He's be obviously surprised, but I think he'd be a bit happy, since Tina had gone lesbian after breaking up with him :p

Is there such thing as a Four/Ten fluff story?

Fluffy Puck/Tina? I don't think so

Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/comfort fic.

Blaine/Rachel? Hm, The show must go on"? Lol original.

What would be a good pick up line for Eleven to use on Six?

Why on Earth would Mercedes use a pick up line on Brittany? But idk, something about cats or dolphins...

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Why is Brittany afraid of Artie? Cause she still thinks he's a robot!

Nine murders Two's best friend. What does Two do to get back at them?

Mike murders Kurt's best friend, what does Kurt do to get back at him? I dunno, Kurtsie can be evil... He'd probably murder Mike or something ;)

Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

Poor Santana, she's not mean, after all. But, anyways, I really think she'd be capable of anything. Seriously, anything.

Four jumps you in an alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two, or Seven?

I don't think I'd want rescue if Noah Puckerman jumped on me... But, between Tina, Kurt or Artie, I think it'd be Kurt :)

(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Blaine and Artie are in a happy relationship until Mike runs off with Arite. Blaine, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night with Mercedes and a brief unhappy affair with Mr. SWchue, then follows the wise advice of Rachel and finds true love with Santana. LMFAO!!

What title would you give this fic?

"Blaine, forget what Rachel told you and go make gay babies with Kurt!!!"

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Ohmygod PedoWill! Poor Sammy... I honestly don't know. That's not even possible!

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

What would happen if Artie walked in on Kurt and Mr. Schue having sex? I think he'd sue Mr. Schue!

What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Not surprised, Schuester.

What would you think if 1 was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If 1 is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if 1 became the most optimistic person in the world?

What would I think if Blaine wad emo and tried to slit his wrists?BLAINE, DON'T DO THIS!! WE LOVE YOU, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL!!

Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

"Keep it". She'd probably brush Lordy's hair, and I don't want my hairbrush to have cat hair, thank you.

Seven, nine and four have banded together at three in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Arite, Mike and Puck have banded together at three in the morning and starts to sing the nyan cat song (is that even singable?) as loud as they can, waking me up. I'd throw a llama on them.

How would you react if you saw eight and eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

SAM, MERCEDES, FOR GOD'S SAKE!! GET A ROOM!

(2) (5) (1), (6), (8) and (3) are playing Truth or Dare. (1) asks (8), and (8) says Truth. (1) asks who (8) loves, and (8), confessed their true love with (4). (4) does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with (5). (8) is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in (3) while (4) and (5) run into the sunset together. However, (1) is secretly in love with (3), and become so jealous of (8), who, after the comfort from (3) becomes in a relationship with (3), and so (1) decides to murder (8), but is stopped just in time by the police officer (7) and is sent to prison, allowing (8) and (3) to continued their relationship.

Finn, Mr. Schue, Rachel, Puck, Sue and Kurt are playing Truth or Dare. Rachel asks Sue and Sue says Truth. Rachel asks who Sue loves and Sue, confessed their true love with Blaine. Blaine does not share this feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Mr. Schue. Sue is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Kurt while Blaine and Mr. Schue run into the sunset together. However, Rachel is secretly in love with Kurt and becomes so jealous of Sue, who, after the comfort from Kurt becomes in a relationship with Kurt, and so Rachel decides to murder Sue, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Quinn and is sent to prison, allowing Sue and Kurt to continue their relationship.

Okay, that was weird! But funny.

What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

If Blaine gave me a daisy I would scream and probably faint. Because I think he is soooooo hot!

(2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

I think both Finn and Tina are awesome, but I'm smarter than Finn so...that wouldn't be good.