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Name: Kendra a.k.a. Dark

Age: suitible for ages 5 to 55 (except not really)

Fav. Fandoms: Harry Potter, Naruto, Baten Kaitos, Star Wars, One Piece, Stargate Sg1, Ranma 1/2, Invader Zim, and various crossovers.

Likes: slash, crossovers, well-written fics, unusual pairings, parody, crack!fics...

Dislikes: most OCs coughMarysuescough, flamers, hypocrites, homophobes...

Fav. Pairings: Harry/Slytherin(s), Naruto/Kurenai, Naruto/Temari, Naruto/Kyuubi, Kakashi/Iruka, Gaara/Lee, Lee/Anyone, Anakin/Obiwan, Luke/Anyone, Zoro/Sanji, Luffy/Zoro, Ranma/Ryoga, Zim/Dib, Crack!pairings.

Hate!Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Harry/Ron, Harry/Draco, Sasuke/Sakura, Naruto/Sasuke, Anakin/Padme, Akane/Anyone, Anyone/MarySue.

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Since When Are There Two Potters? by kirallie reviews
HPNaruto crossover.HarryKakashi eventually. What happens when a certain Wizard finds an unexpected bundle on his doorstep? A shinobi raised as a wizard instead? Totally AU for both although folows HP until Sirius' death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 64,992 - Reviews: 1840 - Favs: 3,936 - Follows: 4,210 - Updated: 11/25/2018 - Published: 5/16/2006 - [Harry P., Kakashi H.] Luna L., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7027 - Favs: 13,783 - Follows: 11,265 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15056 - Favs: 22,117 - Follows: 19,420 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Hellsing Files by Keith B. Real reviews
After suffering heavy losses, Hellsing is forced to recruit from other anime to bolster its ranks. These are their stories. I don't take requests.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 52,020 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 5/11/2006
Mine Eyes by firedraygon reviews
Upon deciding that the DN fandom needs more crack, I bring you this collection of drabbles. Raito x L and gen. Now up: An Unlikely Fairy Tale!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 10,547 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 2/2/2005 - L, Light Y.
But Why Me? by Remo Con reviews
But why me' Jonathan asked. 'Because you can love me,' Imhotep answered. But Jonathan still couldn't understand him and stood, looking into the high priet's eyes in confusion. JonathanImhotep slash rating subject to change
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,728 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Imhotep, Jonathan C.
Two Worlds, Two Ninja by Synica reviews
After the final fight to get Sasuke back, Naruto is trasported to the dying world of Sylvarant when he took a jutsu intended for Sasuke. NarutoTales of Symphonia Crossover. Eventual NarutoxSheena, LloydxColette, GenisxPresea & Zelosxhis hunnies. Closed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 145,753 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Naruto U.
Dead On Arrival by Zephyrus-Prime reviews
Chapter Summary: "But Haku didn't care how Zabuza might have viewed her in that very instant. She was, for the time being, a teenage girl. And damned if her hormoned and girly tendencies were going to act accordingly."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,039 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Naruto U., Haku
Beside You in Time by Arkashad reviews
After completing the Chuunin exam, Team Gai begins to evolve. An internal, silent conflict arises between the most inseparable duo in Konoha. But time changes things...GaiLee.Encompasses the whole Naruto cast overtime, and pairings abound everywhere!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Gai M., Lee R.
The Wizard of Gotham by Skysaber reviews
After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,626 - Reviews: 1859 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 3,282 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007
Konoha's Demon Fox by GothicGohan-again reviews
After one final push over the edge, Naruto quits his team. Now, with a little help, Naruto is ready to prove himself. Is Kyuubi able to help him gain power,respect, and most of all, friends and family?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,492 - Reviews: 1095 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Blue Moon Howling by Viperflamer reviews
What if Naruto was bit by a werewolf and the only thing keeping it back was Kyuubi.What if when Orochimaru placed the seal on Naruto it was released. What would happen? Set during Chuunin exams. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,604 - Reviews: 1148 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,563 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Naruto U.
Fate: Who Kicked It and Made Him King? by MountainDewIsDeadly reviews
NoHBP LoTR xover later: Harry is depressed after OoTP, but something chages in the blink of an eye... LoTR starts as a fandom, but soon becomes much more...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,987 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Lack of Motivation by HarbingerLady reviews
Naruto has made an agreement with sandaime. How will Naruto act as Leaf shinobi when he hate Konoha and its people? Chapter 22, The Battle Royale
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 85,151 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 2,216 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Naruto U.
Naruto: An Alternative Story by Arganaut reviews
Story has been discontinued. Signed Arganaut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 126,345 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Patience by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 68 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Worthy by Youkai no Yume reviews
Howl wasn’t worthy of Sophie Hatter, but can only hope that she doesn’t notice all of his shortcomings because now that he has a heart, it would surely break if she realized loving him was nothing but impractical. Howl x Sophie oneshot
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 5,027 - Follows: 2,266 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Perfect by erbsen reviews
Basically, I find Le Chiffre intriguing. Just a little reflection on his character: combination of the book and the movie. warning: a little OOC
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Complete
Son of the Serpent by LiquidAsh reviews
AU. A few days after Kyuubi is sealed, Orochimaru and Anko take Naruto away from Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,428 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Tayuya
Fear by Beruthiel's cats reviews
An encounter between a Death Eater and a Muggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007 - OC - Complete
The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: A Beginning by General Grievous reviews
[Naruto x World of Warcraft][Part 1] Naruto travels through a world filled with mystery, treachery and loads of different kinds of ramen. He sets out to become a legend. [NaruxOC]or[NaruxSaku] [New Story Up: The Legend of Uzumaki Naruto: Soul of Fire]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 591,928 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sang by Ayven reviews
As Jake and Will receive a new job, they'll come to realize that seeing is believing and that magic can come in the most unexpected of forms. Grimmcest.
Brothers Grim - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 52,288 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/17/2007 - Published: 1/5/2006
Waning by Razalla reviews
Shikamaru mourns the death of Asuma. AsuShika yaoi [Oneshot]Rated T for mild sex scene. From Shika's POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Asuma S., Shikamaru N.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 4,523 - Follows: 3,833 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Of Darkness and of Light by Wolf Maid reviews
One Shot. James & Le Chiffre, slashy overtones. Set during the torture scene in Casino Royale. There is something sensual in pain...
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Complete
a break in time by CetraGlow reviews
[AU] Timetravel. Dumbledore had it all wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 111 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 310 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
From Six by H.E. Gray reviews
Creating a jutsu is dangerous. Too bad an eleven year old Naruto didn't know that. AU, Naruto with MPD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,923 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Naruto U.
A Study of Prodigies by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
The Truly Terrifying Thing About Morino Ibiki by dissimulatory reviews
31 truths about the head of the Konoha Anbu Torture and Interrogation Force.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Persevere by 1ceuponatime reviews
Hayate had better things to do than watch them watch his body deteriorate. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Hayate G. - Complete
Rubies & Sapphires Book 1 by Synica reviews
Naruto is taken in at a young age by Kakashi, and trained by the Jounin Senseis. However, Naruto's sapphire eyes have only one thing in their sights. The ruby eyes of one Yuuhi Kurenai. NarutoxKurenai. Sakura & Sasuke bashing for all. First Part Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,145 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4704 - Favs: 9,150 - Follows: 3,558 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Fun Times in the Parnasse Inn by LooBar reviews
The group decides to rest up at the Parnasse inn before heading to Alfard. But Kalas gets Lyude drunk, Gibari discovers the wonders of melted chocolate, Kalas' guardian spirt is a slash fangirl, and Kalas makes fast advances! Rated T for slash and Stuff
Baten Kaitos - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 7/3/2006
Starting a New Leaf by nile-reina reviews
The war has ended but left Harry marked for life...The Darkest of Creatures reside in his blood, one believed extinct...Losing all but very few allies, he vanishes for a new universe, never knowing what Fate had in store Crossover: HPXmen...LoganHarry
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,264 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10981 - Favs: 19,454 - Follows: 6,404 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
TwentySix Moons by Kilerkki reviews
Gekkou Hayate is fourteen years old when he falls in love. Hayate, his sword, and a moment spent dancing beneath the crescent moon. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Hayate G. - Complete
Porno Repression by Lotus Aia reviews
Iruka is repressing something: his inner pervert. Kakashi takes the situation into his own hands. Kakairu yaoi! Challenge from IcySaphire.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Psychosis by Letta reviews
After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Naruto U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Villain of the Story by OwlRi aka Geladwyn reviews
RugenHumperdinck. Starts after Humperdinck sets the Machine to fifty, continues after the movie has ended. The boys are awfully observant and don't miss much.
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005
Death's Precipice by The Sh33p reviews
Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 6,532 - Follows: 2,416 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
The Indirect Approach by The Sh33p reviews
On the eve of the Chuunin Exams, during his training with Jiraiya, Uzumaki Naruto is going to learn the hard way that some enemies just can't be beaten without use of a more... Indirect approach...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,850 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/20/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
No Regrets by BitterEloquence reviews
The legend of the Great Green Beast of Konoha and the infamous Copynin Hatake Kakashi are wellknown tales in Konoha. When a young Gai challanges Kakashi to a duel, the legend began and neither have ever found reason to regret it. Drabbleish
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Research by Kilerkki reviews
If Ibiki sits at one table by the teashop entrance, face in shadow but turned so he can see every person walking down the street...well, that's just doing research. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 173 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Ibiki M., Naruto U. - Complete
Foxhound by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Discontinued. After his training with Jiraiya is interrupted by an Akatsuki attack, Naruto makes a dangerous gamble with the Kyuubi in order to survive. AU after manga 238.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 239,130 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 2,688 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Winter by Gigabomb reviews
The third in a series of viewpoints in Konoha covering the first year Naruto is gone training with Jiraiya. Morino Ibiki in a teahouse.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Ibiki M. - Complete
Strings by The Sh33p reviews
A rambling look into the thoughts of Kankuro as he carries out a mission that neither Gaara or Temari are suited for... Oneshot, semiintrospective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,235 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Kankuro - Complete
No One Ever Comes Down Here by Purple Wobbly reviews
Goldeneye fic. Written due to images implanted into my brain after seeing the movie that I remembered anytime I heard the Bond theme. BondTrevelyan pairing. This is old and lame.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2003
Trick and Treats by Richan MMI reviews
Halloween's here and Dumbledore wants to celebrate it the Muggle way. Insanity ensues. A little SSHP adventure in romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,663 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/29/2002 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Matter What the Storybooks Say by Kanna-Ophelia reviews
In the last hour before his wedding, Prince Humperdinck reflects on the nature of love. * Slash * *complete*
Princess Bride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/25/2001 - Complete