Hullo! Long time no hear, hasn't it been? As should be obvious from the tumbleweeds of dried up word rubbish blowing across the barren screen where "stories authored" once resided, I have removed all of my fanfiction. Reason? It means nothing to me anymore. When my hard drive crashed almost a year ago, taking all of my densely-written, melodramatic writing with it, I felt a slight twinge of regret and not much more. So why, then, have I not removed my profile? Two reasons. One: I can't figure out how (yes, that's simple, inn'it?). Two: I'm moving out of the country and wanted to leave a means through which online acquaintances could still reach me. If you feel so inclined to chit-chat, please do--I welcome it!

Thanks to everyone who read and faithfully reviewed, and appreciation goes especially to those who invested so much time in listening to me bitch and moan and banter, correcting my spelling, grammar, and storyline along the way. Cheers!

'Rubicon'

"In life, there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants. The other is getting it." Oscar Wilde