Hello.

My name is, at varying times, Mteketzo, Demondaze, Neodyne, Stormborne, Ninjaknight, Plagued One, Nate Dawg, Not Dumb and Fizzy Whipple. I go by all of them, except, maybe, the last three. I also answer to "Dinner's done", "Soup's on", and"Move your car, stupid!", but I'm not sure you should call me those if you don't mean them. Now, what my parent's call me is Jackass, Stupid, and Kyle.

But If you could refrain from calling me Kyle, I'd be much obliged.

Now what you're thinking is "He's Weird". And you're right. Very, very weird. So weird, I wonder why you're still reading.

Well, anyway, I thinkI should give you some statistics onmyself, just so you know how dangerous I can be.

Stormborne

Human Bard 3
CR 3
HD: 3d6+3 (HP 17)
Init+0
Atk+2 melee (1d6/x2, rapier)
AC: 10
AL: NG

Str: 10
Dex: 10
Con: 12
Int: 13
Wis: 14
Chr: 17

Saves:
Will+7
Ref+2
Fort+3

Skills:
Alchemy +5
Bluff +7
Gather Information +6
Heal +6
Listen +7
Perform +8
Profession (Brewer) +8
Sense Motive +6
Spellcraft +2

Feats:
Brew Potion
Iron Will
Skill Focus (Heal)

Okay.
If you still care, I'm 18 years old, I live in "I'mnottellingyou" and my favorite things to do are confuse people, tell long-winded stories, talk in circles and chase my tail. I'm single, and free for the asking (Nudge Nudge Wink Wink). I have a thing for asian girls,since you ask, and I'm not sure if it's any of your buisness how much gum I may or may nothave left, thank you.

If anyone is having trouble with my one-sided conversation with myself, Captain Picard and Edwin Odeisseron, feel free to call it quits. It'll only get more stupid from here.

I am a high school drop out for reasons you may not want to get me started on. Let's just say I have a rant or two ready about one-size-fits-all education and the basic flaws of public school sustems in general. If you'd realy like to hear it, I could give you the shortened version, but ten cents to a penny, you won't care enough anyway.

Favorite Authors: Favorite Artists: Favorite Musicians:
Terry Pratchett Jhonen Vasques ICP
Neil Gaiman Todd LockwoodTwiztid
Mark Twain Wayne ReynoldsABK
Walt Whitman Ken Akamatsu Blaze
E.A. Poe Rumiko Takahashi Esham
Emily Dickinson Jumpsteady
Zug Island
Favorite Comics: Korn
Batman (any) Mettalica
Superman (any) Mindless Self Indulgence
Godsmack
Teddy Geiger
Smashmouth
J.S. Bach
... I'll stop now.

In short... I have a very wide array of interests. What interests me now, of course, is why you're still reading.

I mean, I'd have given up by now, andhit back, slowly shaking my head and saying "He's weird."

I mean, It happens.

I'll shut up now.

I closing, I'd just like to say:

Deadly fangs of human mind,
Envisioned by children pretending,
A sorrow unlike any kind,
...A world slowly ending

Thank you, and good night.