Arnav
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Joined 05-01-03, id: 378599
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You have entered...The Arnav Zone.

Arnav: (looks at a billboard too fast and does a double take) Huh? Peasant Homes?Everyone: O_o What?
Arnav: Oh...nevermind. It's Pleasant Homes...

Libby: (reading a quote) Is there any frontal nudity in it?
Arnav: (looks up from drawing a burrito) It's a burrito! How can there be any nudity in a burrito?
Sano: I can put nudity in a burrito...

Libby: I like the sound your computer makes when you're typing...it makes me happy.

Sano: Look on the brightside. At least I'm not going to rape anybody anytime soon.
Arnav: That's DEFINATELY a brightside...

Arnav: If you doobleclick...doubleclaaa...
Merci: (blink) Doubleclick?

Arnav: Somebody's lesdycsic!
Sano: That's a kneeslapper!

Merci: Sano's gay with Arnav!
Sano: (isn't paying attention) w00t!
Everyone: O_o

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