Heeey there! *Gasps* Is this being written by TheOnlyOneEv?

Why yes. Yes it is.

You see, my children, I have a friend, 2000icey (Who never gets on her account, I can tell you.), and we decided to make a...

FANFICTION ACCOUNT TOGETHER!

I suspect that as of now, it'll be mostly funny fics. Maybe all posted by me... BECAUSE PARTNER NEVER GETS ON!

Okay, so what do we have in common..?

Oh! We both like the Avengers! And Sweeney Todd (But I think I like it more than her)! And I might be obsessed with Loki and/or Tom Hiddleston... And she just likes them, from what I presume.

Soooo...

Tis all, my beautiful people. _

(And I might just post that Loki/Sweeney fic on here...)

Hello! This is the lovely 2000icey *AKA Hamwich, at your service. No, I don't post much, true, but I do read a lot. And I stole the Italics, ALL OF THE ITALICS. Anyway, as mention up top there this account will have mostly humorous fics, and that one Other Story That's going to hopefully be both serious, suspenseful and funny. *And hundreds of chapters!*

So about me... I like the Avengers, Cap is mine, I may put some Hetalia stuff on, I like minecraft, and Hiddles, and uhm... what else...

Sorry, my brain's a little dead right now. I'm sick.

I should leave now before I hurt myself...

'Suppose that'll be all for now my darlings!

--Hamwich--