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The Max and Fang story

Max's clothes chapter 5

Twins Forever

Mini's clothes chapter 1

Max's clothes chapter 1

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My favorite quotes

They're aren't any stupid questions, just stupid people

When life gives you lemons, punch life in the face and take life's wallet

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice.

Friendship is like peeing yourself, everybody can see it, but only you can get the warm feeling it brings.

Just go ask your girlfriend, Oh wait, you don't have one.

"Mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?" "Lets see, One...two..three...four...five..." 6 days later "999,999 1,000,000. Oh god, im only half-way through!"

"Walmart, Do the make walls there?" - Paris Hilton

" Do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?"

STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP PARK SOMEWHERE ELSE!!

The only reason people get lost in thoughts is because its unfamiliar territory*

A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, best friends sit there and poke each other with straws.

You cry, I cry, You laugh, I laugh, You fall off a cliff, i laugh harder

Newscasters are always the ones to tell you good evening, then they go on to tell you why its not

WARNING!- do not follow me, i tend to walk into wall and off cliffs!

Im the kinda girl who busts out laughing in the middle of a dead silence over something that happened yesterday

I RAN WITH SCISSORS! and lived!

My mind works like lightning, BAM! one brilliant flash, then its gone

If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk

Im not clumsy, the floor just hates me

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but only four to reach out and slap someone.

People say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well i think guns help too. I mean if you stood there and yelled BANG! im pretty sure you wouldn't kill too many people.

Last night i was laying in bed looking up at the stars, thinking "where the heck is the ceiling!?"

Its not cheating unless you get caught :)

Some people are alive just because its illegal to shoot them

Some peopel say the glass if half full, some say it is half empty, I say "are ya gunna drink that?"

Don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink

Friends are like slinkies, They are pretty much useless until they make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

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Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

More funny quotes:

EMO--Extravagently Made Origami

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I intend to live forever or die trying!

'Liar, liar, pants on fire' is such a crude insult. It's rough, and trashy. But, 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted', is so much moresophisticated, don't you think?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth

Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.

That which does not kill me…should run. FAST.

Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.

I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous.

Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks!

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it.

Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them.

Procrastinators will rule the world... Tomorrow!

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Nine of the ten Voices in my head think I'm sane. The tenth is undecided.

Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience.

Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already!

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless.

Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup!

You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met!

If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out?

Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there!

If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded.

If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried?

I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them.

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

If two wrongs do not make a right, try three.

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train.

Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking.

Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible?

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public.

What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”!

Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine.

I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee.

I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else.

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself.

I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode.

When all else fails bring out the duct tape.

Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth.

We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funeral arrangements.

The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me.

There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

I am who I am. I do not seek your approval.

Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried.

Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun

I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it.

I’m bored…run for your sanity.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics.

The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy.

Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you!

Life is a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet.

When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how.

When life gives you lemons, squirt it in life’s eye and see how much life likes lemons then.

Don’t walk in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls or off the occasional cliff.

Some people are like lava lamps. Fun to look at but not very bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

I used up all my sick days so I called in dead.

Illegal Aliens Welcome.

This story is Amazing

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yes, 5 times, actually

2) Where did you get your default picture?

My phone

3) What's your middle name?

Why do you want to know? Are you a stalker?

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and ready to mingle

5) Does your crush like you back?

Actually, very much so

6) What is your current mood?

Stable

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Uh, hold on...

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Band

9) Missing something?

Yeah, My dignity

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

That I as never born as a human. I wish to be born as a hedgehog.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

I just said it

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Um, no

13) Something you do a lot?

Write stories on here.

14) The song stuck in your head?

Only Exception by Paramore

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

WordsUnsaid

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

Why do you want to know?

17) When was the last time you cried?

I don't cry. I'm INVINCIBLE.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yeppers

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Flying with large bird wings. (Give a hand to Max Ride everybody!)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

If he's cute. Dur. Or if he's into me. hmmm...

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

A caramel frap

22) What's your biggest secret?

Nice try

23) Favorite color?

Aquamarine

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

um... ha... well...

25) What are you?

Human

26) Do you speak any other language?

Spanish, German, Stupid, Hindu, Sign, and Dutch

27) What's your favorite smell?

Warm bread

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Stupid, that's why I can speak it.

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope, but I'm planning to! If I every get a Boyfriend...

30) What are you thinking about right now?

Pizza and Pickles. No, seriously.

31) What should you be doing?

Nothing

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My parents

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Why, do you?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Marmalade

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

Yes, A LOT. It's actually kind of embarrassing

36) What is your natural hair color?

Dirty Blond

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

I have no Idea

Disclaimer: Not mine.

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse is evil so please help make it stop.

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Disclaimer: I don't own this ether

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

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This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

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This is for cat

This is forty cat

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Now read the THIRD word of every line

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Here are some of my favorite sayings.

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -Harry Potter from the Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.” -Hermione from the Order of the Phoenix

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” -Fred Weasley from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

If you have read Maximum Ride, This will be very funny to you. If you haven't read the series, well, I guess it could still be funny to you.

“I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” -Iggy from Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

“Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.” -Max from Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy from Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." -Fang from Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"

"You mean, like, besides the WINGS?"

"Yes. Besides de vings."

"Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!" -Ter Borcht and Nudge from Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

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If you could easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

Anything in () is examples. Well... mostly

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (Luke)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? (Blue)

3. Your first initial? (S)

4. Your month of birth? (there's twelve of them. you figure it out)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (Black)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (Anna)

7. Your favorite number? (7)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? (California)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (lake)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). (...)

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(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person. (:o)

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. (um... okkkk)

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. (girl scout cookies, here i come)

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. (Dang)

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. (XP)

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend. (actually, she is. kuddos to you.)

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. (Now you don't get any kuddos)

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure. (Get you head out of the gutters people)

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.(mmhm)

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!

I am the girl...

I am the girl who locked herself in the bathroom at Friendly's and refused to come out until she'd finished reading The Deathly Hallows

I am the girl who got in a screaming match on the street over Team Edward versus Team Jacob.

I am the girl who argued with random strangers over "Severus Snape: Friend Or Foe?" at the mall.

I am the girl who burst into tears at Subway when she finished reading Freak The Mighty.

I am the girl who forced her mom to drive her to the mall so she could buy Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports the day she finished School’s Out -- Forever.

I am the girl who was once literally bored to tears in school.

I am the girl who never sleeps at night.

I am the girl whose brother tried to start a mosh pit at her first school dance.

I am the girl who found out about The Atlantis Complex over GoogleBuzz.

I am the girl who decided to pull a Saint Fang and kidnap Iggy.

I am the girl who can fall asleep while listening to screamo at full blast on headphones on a school bus full of screaming people.

I am the girl on youtube who gets in comment wars constantly.

I am the girl who nicknamed someone named Arnold "Enrique Fillippe Junior Cortez".

I am the girl with heavy metal in her blood.

I am the girl who held a funeral for her laptop.

I am the girl who is severely romantically-challenged.

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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP.

Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

I'm that girl

The one that likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

If you think Fang's hot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Iggy's hot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think nethier of them are hot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Angel is an evil little scumbag, copy and past this to your profile.

If you think Angel is an angel, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Mylan is discusting, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you think Fax is adorable, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Gazzy is stanky, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you absolutly LUV Maximum Ride, copy and paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overzealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Fang by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.

1. You know what MR means first of all.

2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility.

3. Max is a girl’s name.

4. You have a newfound respect for blind people.

5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings.

6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids.

7. You’d kill to be a bird kid.

8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang.(eh, im more of team Iggy)

9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan.

10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day.

11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally.

12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie.

13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies.

14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M.

15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings.

16. You develop claustrophobia.

17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy.

18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros.

19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black.

20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully.

21. WHY CAN'T FANG JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly*

98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile.

If you want to be Avian-American, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you love Paramore then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been sitting in math class trying to do your work while having one of your favorite songs playing over and over again in your head copy & paste this into your profile.

If you should get your friend a shirt that says "No Stalking Permitted" then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish that you could push someone off a cliff then copy & paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could kill someone, bring them back to life, and then subject them to hours of listening to Justin Beiber as torture, copy and past ethis into your profile.

if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think people need to stop stereo-typing, coping and paste this on your profile.

"I'm a renegade, it's in my blood" If this line from Paramore's song Renegade applies to you then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have OPD (Obsessive Paramore Disorder) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like all of Paramore's songs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have spent several hours straight listening to Paramore then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that Kristen Stewart and Robert Patterson would make a terrible Max & Fang, copy and paste this on your profile

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the heck you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions

bold = moi. italics = my paper(:

"My paper just talked to me."

"No it didn't."

"Yes, it just did again."

"No, it really didn't."

"Yes, it really did."

"Sure, you're right. It talked."

"YOU talked."

"Sure I did."

"SEE?!"

"You're insane-ness? Yes, yes I do."

"Good. Now whats the answer?"

"I don't know. I don't have a brain."

"Yes you do, you're talking."

"No, you're making me talk."

"No, I'm not."

"Yes, you are."

"Fine."

"Okay."

"GAH."

"Good luck. d:"

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

They were high up- forty feet at least

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

The computer screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

NoNoPro hair removal infomercial

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

7:45 pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

7:48 pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Ane comercial

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Coming home from my grandparents

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Um... this page?

9. What are you wearing?

Sweatpants, owl sweater, Red Hot Chile Pepper tee. Total 90's chick.

10. Did you dream last night?

Every one does.

11. When did you last laugh?

When my sister had a sock eating contest. Yesterday

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

White paint (rental house), four outdated calendars and one current one, a small mirror that I strategically placed so my vain little sister can't see in it, fifty-seven little paper fortunes from Chinese fortune cookies, and a cork board.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Family Guy. Don't watch episode 32. just... don't

14. What do you think of this survey?

It's a little off beat, so of course I like it.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Catching Fire/ Frozen. CF was AH-MAE-ZING!!!! I want them to make a sequal of Frozen. Petty good.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Escalators. Like, the big ones.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I think George Cloony is amazing.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would make child abuse physically impossible and hardcore drugs wouldn't exist.

19. George Bush:

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Max

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nick (See were I'm going with this?)

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Most definitely! Germany be superb, though I am fond of the United Kingdom

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