Hello there, readers and reviewers! I’m the authoress Seiren Sekito. I've had something of a rough beginning here on fanfiction.net, but I hope to redeem myself with brand new ideas brought to you in fanfic form.

I want this to be a pleasant experience, so please, bear with me.

-SS

I’m only going to assume you came to my profile to know more about me? Or send me a PM? Well, whatever the case, I suppose I can give you all a bit of a background.

Name: Chelsea

Current Location: Under your bed. Sometimes I migrate to your closet.

Likes: Buttered popcorn, yaoi/shonen-ai (is there a difference?), Loveless, 'Death Note, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Star Ocean, Mountain Dew, chocolate, RPGs, anime, and manga.

Dislikes: Soap operas, microwave mac and cheese, stomach problems, Pepto-Bismol, diet any-soda, Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, Miley Cyrus, and most musicals. Also, stupid females in anime/manga.

The Avatar: CUSTOM MADE! Yes, spray-painted aura around the S is intentional. -sniff sniff- I'M SO PROUD! -bursts into tears-

Personal Quote: 'Pardon me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp.'

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1. Who is your favorite 'Death Note character(s)?
Teru Mikami pwns all. Then Matt, Mello, Near, and finally BB and Light.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
I really like Mikami/Light and Matt/Mikami (which I intend to write for in the future). My current guilty pleasure is BB/Matt. Thank you, deviantart (and BlueFoxofWater1569)!

3. Are you a 'Death Note yaoi or fan?
I an a very big fan of yaoi, but there are pairings within I will not read. I don't like het, and I'm not a huge fan of hentai.

4. Ever cosplayed 'Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?
I've done Mello before, and let me tell you, it took a LONG time to find all of the right bits and pieces to the outfit (as well as steel myself for dying my hair blond). I'm working on a Mikami one now.

As for where, I'd rather not say. I don't want people to start looking for me. How many times? I've been Mello twice.

5. List your collection of 'Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:
Death Note: Another Note, mangas 1-3 as well as How the Read 13, all three DN movies, a DN backpack (small enough to fit my laptop in, yayz), 'Death Note series box sets 1 & 2, Mello ensemble, a (fake) 'Death Note, figurines of Mello, Near, and Light, a Near t-shirt, an L t-shirt (given to me as a gag joke -not a big fan of L-), posters, and a bunch of DN wallpapers.

6. Have you ever felt you were destined to be with any 'Death Note character?
I wish I could be with Mikami... or BB, lol

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?
I'm more partial to Mello/Near.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?
Misa/NO ONE. Misa/bottom of lake

9. Did you think Matt's 'death was fair?
Unfair! Gosh, what a moron. I would've waited for the people to get out, then I'd throw the car into Drive and run them all +1000 points!

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?
I don't know, actually. I honesty, I think Mello never really 'hated NEAR, just Near's ACTIONS.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the 'Death Note and off the bad people?
I don't support it, per se, but I do admit it makes for one of the best anime plots known to mankind. :D

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?
Matt. Well, Mello was first, until I read Silent Reaper's comics on deviantart. Then I fell head-over-heels for Matty.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?
Anti-Kira, because all of the hot guys died thanks to him. Please note that it's not the same as Anti-Light. :D

14. Have you seen all 'Death Note episodes so far?
Yep, sure have. My favorite episode was Malice, even IF M&M died in it.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Nope, since I'm missing mangas 4~12.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?
I'm biased. I don't like her. So yes. She does. Terribly.

17. Sub or dub?
Some dubs (like Near, who was voiced over by a WOMAN) are horrible, but some people don't know how to translate well for subbing, so I can go either way.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?
Anti-Misa, because I'm biased like that.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?
Neither side. I don't like her, not at all. My first thought of her when I saw her, "That makeup makes her look 'slutty." The only females I like of the series were Naomi and Sayu.

20. Do you even know who BB is?
OF COURSE! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT I DON'T!! D8

21. L = 'Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
Ugly nerd. And I say that with caution. -is not a fan-

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
-coughs-Mello-coughs-

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?
Weirdly awesome, awesomely weird. XD -hugs-

24. Which character would be the best OOC?
Are you kidding me? NEAR. Drunk!Near, seme!Near, emotional!Near, and so much more. Near pwns the OOC scene.

25. Do you like 'Death Note fanfics?
Why do you think I made this account?!

26. Do you write 'Death Note fanfics?
Look above, if you will.

27. Do you like lemons?
Like them? Yes. Write them? Not to save my life. -fail-

28. Do your parents know about the 'Death Note characters?
Because of the money I spend on it, I'm sure they do. They're just thankful it's not like my Beyblade phase.

29. Have you watched the 'Death Note Abridged Series?
LOL YEEESSSSS! Those guys are GENIUSES. "Grrr... MERRY THANKSGIVING!!"

30. Have you seen The 'Death Note fanflashes?
Nope.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on 'Death Note?
I got my friends Zach, Jesse, and Tom hooked on it. I got hooked when I flicked it on one night. Episode? Malice. 0.0 when Matt and Mello died. lol

32. Have you ever been drawing 'Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?
No, sadly. Can't draw. T_T

33. Have you ever been in class drawing 'Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Look above, please.

34. Has 'Death Note affected your school life and grades?
Nope. Only Beyblade was able to do that. XD

35. Are you broke thanks to 'Death Note?
I've been broker. If that's a word.

36. Do you want to own a 'Death Note?
No, not particularly... -shifty eyes-

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?
YES. Mello and Matt should've thought their plan through (keep helmet on, run over body guards) and then BB should have lived because he is so much more pwnsome than L, and Naomi should have also lived because she's a woman who doesn't have the rest of the population of the world hating her. Mikami would not have stabbed himself and spurted 'blood in the anime, he wouldn't have gone to the Yellow Box at all. Then, Light would've choked on a piece of the 'Death Note he inhaled 'accidentally, but Matsuda would've still shot him like a MILLION times because he was sick and tired of everyone's crap and went on a rampage from a mental breakdown. After Light's 'death, Misa and Takada would be executed on suspicions of prostitution and super-whoredom. As for Near...uh, he just sorta stays in his playroom and lives happily ever after with his legos. THE END!

8D

38. Do you draw 'Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?
T_T I. can't. draw.

39. Is Mello still 'sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?
BLASPHEMY! DON'T QUESTION THE 'SEXINESS OF MELLO, FOR IT IS ENDLESS AND MORE CONTINUOUS THAN SPACE AND TIME ITSELF! NOBODY KNEW WHAT 'SEXY WAS BEFORE MELLO.

40. Which Shinigami is your favorite?
Sidoh. I dunno. There's just something about him you can't not-like.

41. Do you have a 'Death Note OC?
I have quite a few, actually, but they're all pretty retarded and created for parodic reasons. My favorite would be Faye, who I actually created as (lo and behold) another bitch to add to the DN mix. lol as if there isn't enough as it is...

42. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think 'Death Note has taken over your life?
Again, not as bad as Beyblade.

1) Okay, let's start with introductions. Who are you and what Final Fantasy games have you played? Feel free to indicate which ones are your favorites.
My name be Chelsea. I have played Final Fantasy II, Final Fantasy VI, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy X, and Dissidia: Final Fantasy. My favorites are Dissidia and Final Fantasy VI.

2) So, then which character(s) were you most excited to see in Dissidia?
I ran around my room, screaming in joy when I heard that Terra was representing FF6. Seriously. And I was always a semi-fangirl of Zidane, so the reaction was pretty much the same. -_-;

3) But we all know that there are some characters we wish had/would show up. Who would you really like to see?
I, along with all of the other FF6 fans, was pulling for Locke. Big fangirl here. As for FF7, I REALLY wanted it to be Zack and Genesis/Angeal instead of the cliche Cloud and Sephiroth. -sigh-

4) How about something pure fandom - like pairings! Which pairing(s) are you all excited about?
ZIDANE/BARTZ!! It's canon, don't you deny it! They are so overly affectionate with each other, I can't help but giggle everytime I play their stories. As for Squall, part of the 5/8/9 trio, he can buzz off and be with Cloud or something.

5) Now, why don't you come up with a pairing that you may no support but think may be really interesting?
Hmmn, I guess Warrior of Light/Cecil, which people have hinted at. They're both paladins, so I guess it makes sense...

6) To wrap things up, why don't you pick a side? Are you for Cosmos, or are you with Chaos?
I'm with Cosmos. Not only does her hair defy gravity, but BARTZ IS ON HER SIDE! -power glomps Bartz-
Bartz: -grunts when he hits the ground-
Zidane: GEEZ! How do you get all of the 'girls?!

When did you first discover Fullmetal Alchemist?
-- Funny… it was fairly recently that Brotherhood popped up on Cartoon Network. After ‘Death Note was taken off, I decided to give a new anime a shot. And now… I’m hooked.

Are you happy you discovered FMA?
-- Hell yeah! I can see why it has all the hype now. And if Brotherhood is based off the manga, well, then I can only wonder what the other one was all about. 8D

Do you consider yourself a fan?
-- Yes, I’m a fan. However, I’m not one of those overzealous fans of the series like SOME people. ‘Death Note is more my forte for that. -_-;

Do you recommend the series to other people?
-- I’ve recommended it to two other people, and they are now hooked as well.

Sub or dub?
-- Both. Because Ed sounds hilarious in Japanese, too. XD

What do you think of the movie? The OVAs?
-- I never saw the movie. Should I? –shifty eyes-

What about the manga? Do you read it?
-- No. I’m trying to finish Godchild and ‘Death Note before I go after those 24 volumes.

Which episode is the best?
-- I haven’t gotten very far… Let’s see, out of all that I HAVE seen, my favorite would have to be number 9. So far. I just love characters when they get torn up and emotional. –shot-

Which episode is the worst?
-- Episode 11, when they had to help give birth to a baby. Just… NO. –shudders-

Did you cry at any point in the series/movie/OVA/manga?
-- I got emotional during the scene when Ed was going to let Scar kill him to save Al. Geez, episode… 7, I think? I also cried when Maes died in episode 10. ;A;

The best opening/ending song?
-- I like the Brotherhood opening, but I have no idea what it’s called. I like the ending of the original series, when they’re in the library place.

The worst opening/ending song?
-- “Let it Out” XP I gag every time I hear it.

--Characters--

Who's your favorite character?
-- Who do you think? EDWARD ELRIC.

Who's your least favorite character?
-- 'Lust. What a disgrace. To me.

Which character do you think is the most misunderstood?
-- I think of Maes for this question.

Which character is the most under rated ?
-- From what I’ve seen, perhaps it’s Winry? I think so. She’s actually a female of an anime I like! –shocked-

Which character has the worst past?
-- I haven’t seen many, but my heart goes out most to Teacher. –forgot the name-

Is Ed actually short?
-- Well hm. How to phrase this?

So…do the Homunculi have souls or not?
-- Maybe, maybe not. I can’t really say. How do you know if WE even have souls?

Do you like Dante?
-- Um… who? Haven’t seen her yet. Or him. -_-;;;;

Do you 'like Winry?
-- DID YOU NOT JUST READ A FEW QUESTIONS UP? She’s one of the few anime s I like. She’s kick-ass! -cheers-

What about Rose?
-- Wait, so she has a bigger role than just the one episode? Um…

Would you go on a date with Havoc?
-- Prob’ly not. I don’t plan on dating any of them. Just obsessing.

Do you consider Scar a hero or a villain?
-- Half hero, half villain. XD

What was your first impression of Armstrong?
-- “What up with the single lock of hair? That CURLS?!”

Who's more disturbed: Envy or Kimbley?
-- Kimbley, and I've only seen him a few times. He scares me. Envy is more... huggable. -big grin-

Did you like Hughes better after he died?
-- I've always liked him. He was adorkable, and loved his family more than anything. What can't you like about that?!

What about Greed?
-- Uhm... who? -hasn't gotten very far yet-

Did you like Pride better before you found out he was a Homunculus?
-- I don't care for German leaders. ruined it for me.

If you were Roy (SCAR), would you have killed Winry's parents under orders (INSANITY)?
-- Wait, what? I-I'm confused.

Was Hohenheim justified in leaving Envy after he created him, or was Dante the better parent?
-- That's the same as asking, "Was Hohenheim justified in leaving Ed and Al, or was Trisha the better parent?" What do YOU think?

Why does Al wear a loincloth?
-- ...Because it looks cool.

Why does Envy wear a loincloth?
-- ...BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL! TARZAN FANS FTW!!

Did you think Envy was a the first time you saw him?
-- Well, no. But we'll just ignore that a woman voices him over in English/Japanese. -sigh-

Who's the best side character? (Present in two episodes(CHAPTERS) or less!)
-- First Lieutenant Rebecca Catalina. Dude, she drives an ARMORED ICE CREAM TRUCK.

Who's the most annoying side character?
-- ...I don't know.

Which characters, if any, do you think are over rated?
-- Envy. Sorry guys, but he's voiced over by a woman. That takes the coolness down a few points.

Who's a better Greed: the original, or Ling?
-- -doesn't know who Greed is yet-

Do you forgive Tucker for what he did to Nina?
-- NO. I 'hate Tucker, Tucker is a cow.

Do you forgive Scar?
-- What's there to forgive? He didn't kill Ed or Al... YET.

Who's prettier: 'Lust or Riza?
-- Riza. Sorry, 'Lust looks like a skank.

Is Gluttony ugly?
-- Well, he's not UGLY but he's not PRETTY either.

What's Dante's ual preference?
-- I hope she was straight...!

Which character is the best looking?
-- Who do you think I'm going to say? EDWARD. Red is a GOOD color on him.

Which character is the worst looking?
-- Again, 'Lust looks like a skank. I don't like skanky characters.

If you could see one character , who would you choose?
-- EDWARD. Hee hee. -nosebleed-

Pardon me, but I have minds to twist and values to warp,

Seiren Sekito